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posted by on June 30 at 8:08 AM
Gay Pride: 400,000 people at the parade? No way.
Gay Shame: Tailwind negates Tyson Gay’s 100-meter-dash world record.
Gas Prices: Slamming the brothel industry hard.
Nice Jugs: Americans mocked by clumsy milk containers.
Hot Bottles: Schmancy water served by sommeliers.
Big Barrels: Tensions over Iran drive crude oil to $143.
Historic Hall: Former home of the On the Boards, current home of the Sons of Haiti—up for sale, could become condos.
Fat Chance: China conducts “stability” patrols to prevent Olympics protests.
Blame the Folk Dancing: Four shot near waterfront.
Brassier Brassiere: Female general goes for fourth star.
Bummer of the Week: Two medivac helicopters collide in Arizona, killing six.
Bulldozer: Mayor’s cure for poverty in Victor Steinbrueck Park.
Term of the Day: From Playboy’s Book of Forbidden Words, edited by Robert A. Wilson. Copyright 1972.
FURBURGER: The female genitalia; usually used in reference to cunnilingus: “He’s smiling like he just ate the furburger.” This is a form of hamburger, of course, and it parodies such restaurantese as oliveburger, cheeseburger, pizzaburger. See EAT
Nice use of the "gas prices equal the economy" meme there in Nevada. Because I'm sure that an increase of a dollar in the cost of the gas to get there is the only reason brothel biz is way off. It HAS to be gas prices; gas prices are to blame for EVERYTHING.
Rising gas prices killed my kitty
The higher Oil goes the better I do financially.
400,000? There were a lot of people downtown but nearly half of a million? I kinda have my doubts of the statistical sample that they looked at.
I like the idea behind the new milk containers; I wonder how long it will take for them to start dominating the market.
Schwarzenegger appeared on Meet The Press yesterday and managed to make a statement that both opposes same-sex marriage AND attempts to amend constitutions against it.
I wonder if the magically powerful Obama has the courage and eloquence to do the same to a national audience:
http://www.pamshouseblend.com/showDiary.do?diaryId=5944
yay! transients with guns & knives in a free-for-all in our most crowded city park on a sunny sunday afternoon in the busiest time of the year!
wouldn't the 850K allocated for cameras pay for a FULL TIME POLICE PRESENCE at the park?
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