Comments on The Freeway Blogger Strikes Again

Yawn.

(snort)

Um, what?

(eyes glaze over)

(snoring resumes)

try explaining the difference between magnetic and fantasy elven cabana north pole.

What a dumbass, there will always be a north pole.

If you think telling kids the freeway blogger fell off the overpass and got pancaked by a Kenworth hauling flat screen tvs is hard

Try telling them why you couldn't stop laughing for 15 minutes.

(snort)

(turns over)

Santa? No, Rudulph, get away from my pot pie!

(snoring resumes)

The comments on the Freeway Blog are so mean!

Fuck Santa. I wanna know what the hell's gonna happen to Superman's Fortress of Solitude.

i always wondered why people bothered to post comments like 1, 2 and 6. perhaps you could explain?

if it's all so boring and beneath you, then why not just save yourself the keystrokes?

I always thought that Santa was a way to train your kids to stop reasoning. Logically, Jesus Clause follows.

(snarfle)

No! Keep away from my pot pie!

(tosses, limbs askew)

Bad kitty!

(snore)