I'm pretty sure Dan's mentioned the fisting one.

For whatever reason, this made me laugh until I cried.

I bet Dan has the knifeplay, the fisting, the dungeon emergencies, the heomemade sex toys, and the genital torture books.

Who has the teenage boy one? Please transcribe passages for our amusement.

Even if I don't like knives.

But #3 would have been useful in high school ... because it may be obvious once you are experienced, but in high school most of what you "know" isn't even correct.

http://www.theonion.com/content/news/controversial_court_ruling_upholds

I don't understand why the authors think geriatric sex is scary. Sounds a little ageist to me - and since all of us are going to get there eventually (if we're lucky), people need to cut that shit out.

Of course, we're all most physically attractive during our breeding years. That's how biology works. But desire for intimacy doesn't wan all that much. Personally, I think it's a little distasteful to cackle and dismiss older people's desires.

He's dry and acerbic not loud and fruity.

More Clifton Webb and less Rip Taylor...

It'll be on t-shirts in the Castro by morning.

I'm making one for Shia LaPoof that'll say, "I'm a fucking Dumbshit, not a Faggot"