Everyone should just go to a bar, get wasted, blow someone in the backroom and get arrested by the vice squad because the bar owner didn't pay the cops off.

The Stoli ad has rainbows.

So, what they're saying is they'll GIVE you money to zipcar if you're gay.

I called them, and the receptionist said she’d never come across any pink cars and she was sorry about that.

Is the absence of confirmation from a receptionist the only support here?  That'd be a weak sourcing standard for dinner conversation, much less published reporting (however tongue-in-cheek).

So many products advertised to women feature a woman that makes "smart shopping choices" and an incompetent husband or husband who just doesnt understand anything.