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Tuesday, June 3, 2008

She’s Dazzling, She’s Exciting, and She’s Very, Very Sexy…

posted by on June 3 at 14:00 PM

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…and, as Vanity Fair reports, she may be in a long-term fuck-buddy relationship with Bill Clinton.

Thanks for the heads-up, LA Times Dish Rag.

(Full Vanity Fair story, previously addressed on Slog by Eli Sanders, can be found here.)

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1

Is that a step up or a step down from Paul Allen?

Posted by Westside forever | June 3, 2008 1:15 PM
2

Gross.

Posted by Mr. Poe | June 3, 2008 1:15 PM
3

@1, Paul Allen dates females?

Posted by Just Sayin' | June 3, 2008 1:17 PM
4

Vee-Pee!
Vee-Pee!
Vee-Pee!

Posted by NapoleonXIV | June 3, 2008 1:20 PM
5

This is like a dream come true for you, David, what with the Showgirls connection and all, right?

Posted by Fnarf | June 3, 2008 1:20 PM
6

5: Kinda, but I like Gina Gershon, and would hope she'd find better happiness than ongoing trysts with a sexual compulsive.

But maybe he's the weirdly powerful lust magnet I've heard him hyped to be. Source of the most credible testimony: A crusty old-school lesbian, who had an opportunity to meet Clinton in 1991 and said that shaking his hand made her feel funny down there. She was as surprised as anyone.

Posted by David Schmader | June 3, 2008 1:38 PM
7

The thought of her under (or over, for that matter)a sweaty, red-faced Bill turns my stomach a bit.

But I love Gina's taste in bank accounts.

Posted by It's Mark Mitchell | June 3, 2008 1:44 PM
8

Hillary is soooooo going to push that bitch down a flight of stairs...

Posted by michael strangeways | June 3, 2008 1:48 PM
9

Thank god the dynasties of Clinton, Bush, Reagan, and Kennedy are ended.

Posted by Will in Seattle | June 3, 2008 1:49 PM
10

unless Chelsea Clinton begets a child with Billy Bush...

or Maria runs for governor of California 8 years after the Arnold leaves office...

Posted by michael strangeways | June 3, 2008 1:52 PM
11

you see, darlin'?
you ARE a whore.

Posted by Edly | June 3, 2008 1:52 PM
12

plus he nailed BOTH lois & peter griffin!

Posted by max solomon | June 3, 2008 1:56 PM
13

What's she got that Hillary hasn't....oh nevermind.

Posted by heywhatsit | June 3, 2008 2:03 PM
14

and we don't care if he does,but we wish he'd quit lying about it.

Posted by reverend dr dj riz | June 3, 2008 2:09 PM
15

Well, duh, with those goin'-down lips.

Posted by JUST PLAIN, BILL... | June 3, 2008 2:13 PM
16

Nothing screams class like acryllic nails and screwing ex-Presidents. I totally want to be her when I grow up.

Posted by tabletop_joe | June 3, 2008 2:17 PM
17

wait a minute, r u saying bill papped gershon?

man, he still has that kind of game?

Posted by SeMe | June 3, 2008 2:19 PM
18

@9 you said it.
Good for Bill!

Posted by Bob | June 3, 2008 2:32 PM
19

You know, even taking account how much of a douche Bill acted like during the primaries, I have to say... if he's actually dating Gina Gershon?

RESPECT.

(But Hillary's rumored girlfriend is hotter.)

(I hope it's obvious here that both of these stories are complete fantasy.)

Posted by Doctor Memory | June 3, 2008 2:34 PM
20

Wow. Cheers to Bill on that.

I liked her in all the other dumb movies she's been in, but I can't get over that sexy fake accent she's sporting in "Curb Your Enthusiasm." Yum.

Posted by Jay | June 3, 2008 2:45 PM
21

well done, bill. and well done, gina, on bagging the apex of juicy vintage meat.

rowr.

Posted by megs | June 3, 2008 2:51 PM
22

Go Bill? Go Gina! I'd so drop my knickers for that.

Posted by misch | June 3, 2008 2:52 PM
23

And maybe Hillary Clinton had Vince Foster murdered, and maybe George Soros funds drug cartels in Central America. I mean, can anyone prove it's not true? And have they denied the charges? I say we run with it!

Posted by bobbo | June 3, 2008 3:10 PM
24

I still think the Big Dog is hot. As my husband put it, when he saw my picture of him from the Convention floor in 2004: "if you'd gotten any closer, they'd have had to impeach him all over again."

I wouldn't kick either one of them outta bed, myself.

Posted by Geni | June 3, 2008 4:14 PM
25

I will add to the "I think Clinton's nasty hot" pile and say that I nearly got hit by Clinton's campaign bus as it was taking a turn because I was so transfixed by him standing in the front next to the driver. And then I giggled like a schoolgirl for a week. If it's true, Gina's a lucky lady.

Posted by bronkitis | June 3, 2008 5:19 PM
26

Ooooold news. Their relationship is the worst kept secret in NY.

Posted by md | June 3, 2008 6:10 PM
27

Well, as long as it is just "long-term fuck-buddy relationship" if Vanity Fair said it was "The only convincing love story of our [last] century" I'd be totally creeped out.

Yes, it is a pretty obscure reference, it's off the cover of paperback reprint of a fairly well known novel. The Vanity Fair quote was the only reason I read the book, when I saw the quote I thought WTF, I thought it was about something else, well, maybe I should read it and find out

Anyway, my point is that I would not trust Vanity Fair to line a bird cage.

P.S. @7, at least Gina is not 12 years old

Posted by Epimetheus | June 3, 2008 6:19 PM
28

I'd like to see her trapped in a confined space with Huma Abedin.

Posted by Greg | June 4, 2008 10:11 AM

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