Rename the Alaskan Way Viaduct.
It's a shame the frothy mixture of lube and fecal matter that is often the by-product of anal sex is already taken.
Your next kid.
Rename Plum Island Animal Desease Center. At least there, one can find those pesky bio-warfare WMD.
If renaming a sewage treatment plant after GWB seems too much like copying San Francisco, we could always rename a jail after him. Or maybe a transfer station. Or that methane-gas-leaking landfill down near Federal Way.
I just took a massive shit and named it The George Walker Bush Memorial Massive Shit.
Isn't there a detention facility in Cuba currently un-named?
I imagine some gate in the border fence needs naming, as well.
The monorail, because of course they both go nowhere
A prison! to honor all the prisoner and human rights abuses that came from his administration.
Too bad we're removing those pay toilets/shooting galleries. Isn't the Army building a new facility for amputee rehab? But not here. Around here I'd go for the sewage plant, especially because every city has one and so across the country we can unite in naming them all after him.
How about the proposed nature path around Lake Union? You know, the Circum-Union Nature Trail?
Go figure Houston renaming their airport after a president that was popular in, and from Texas. And are we really complaining about Reagan getting stuff named after him? I mean wasn't he one of the most popular presidents since FDR?
Clinton not having something named after him I suppose is somewhat surprising. But then again what kind of jokes would go on about the bathrooms at Clinton Intl. Airport? I'm not saying that is doesn't deserve is. Just is name is strongly correlated with some undesirable things.
And Carter, really? I'm sure he's getting his rightful dues somewhere in Georgia.
Come to NY where you can fly into JFK and then drive around on the FDR. Two democrats that never got enough recognition.
Oil derricks off the coast of Florida.
George W. Bush center for corporate welfare.
George "What global warming?" Bush relocation camp for flood victims.
George "Waterboarding" Bush torture methods thinktank.
nothing. nothing should be named after his. it should be as if he never existed.
How about the George W. Bush Memorial Fun Forest at Seattle Center, just before they tear it all down?
My first choice:
The George W. Bush Memorial National Debt.
A cheap boat that will sink as soon as launched.
A Libraray - for Irony.
@12 -- George Herbert Walker Bush is not from Texas.
George Herbert Walker Bush was not popular in Texas.
You're proving the point.
Arctic National Wildlife Refuge
= The George W. Bush Arctic National Wildlife Refuge
Lake Pontchartrain = Lake G.W. Bush
The Hanford Nuclear Waste Disposal Site. Eastern Washingtonians (in general) love him, so why not give them something glowing to remember him by?
In some parts of the civilized world, they do name things after Democrats.
(Or so says a graduate of Lyndon Baines Johnson High School.)
Do we have any superfund cleanup sites?
Wasn't JFK airport named after a Democrat?
I like @1. Then we can blow it up once it's been renamed.
The Peace Arch border crossing to Canada.
I like it, but it should also be renamed a "nucular waste" disposal site.
The Duwamish River Superfund site down in South Park.
The Barbara Bush Abortion Clinic, with a plaque at the front door that reads "Because some day, it might be President".
Ugh, did I really just make a joke about Abortion?
Let me just apologize to all the women of the world in advance.
I think a landfill or garbage dump would be good.
Or a glacier. Preferably a rapidly disappearing one.
@19 George W Bush WAS born in CT, but he hailed from Texas
He WAS popular in texas and disowned.
As for dedicating national treasures after our president. I propose the GWB nuclear waste storage facility at Yucca mountain.
I like the idea of the sewage treatment plant... but, it doesn't really work symbolically. Sewage treatment plants take something shitty and make it okay. George W. Bush took something okay ('Merica) and made it pretty shitty.
@33 -- George W Bush can claim to be from Texas. George HW Bush cannot.
OR Matt @33, you're confusing George W. Bush with George H. W. Bush. The Houston airport is named for the father.
The airport was renamed George Bush Intercontinental Airport/Houston in 1997, in honor of Former President George Bush. President Bush is a long time resident of Houston and was present at the airport's opening in 1969 when he was a Member of Congress representing the Houston area.
Fuck Texas. Is Texas even American? Didn't they illegally sneak the whole state across the border and then pretend like they belonged here? Texas ruined a great country but it's not too late to make it right.
How about the George W. Bush Memorial TSA Strip-Search Room in each of our nations' airports?
How about renaming the rehabilitation division at Madigan Army Medical Center in GWB's honor?
Naming a sewage treatment plant in honor of shrub is an insult to sewage treatment plants everywhere.
Even naming a presidential library after him seems inappropriate, since the only book we know for certain he's ever read was "My Pet Goat".
If we're going the sex act route, I would recommend we slap his name on a BDSM scene wherein the top repeatedly tells the bottom what they are about to do won't hurt at all - at which point the bottom is waterboarded, anally probed for WMD's, and has all the money removed from their wallet.
Oh, right. And there's no safe word.
@21 --- That's an excellent idea. And it will symbolize how lasting the damage that he managed to do in 8 years really is.
The George W. Bush Memorial Outhouse at every state and federal park. Make it the men's outhouse since he is a Republican.
@31, agreed, @29 wins.
The George W. Bush Meorial Fuckslave Breeding Ranch
i think prisons, abortion clinics, and land fills are all great ideas. but i think i would go for a vd clinic, because dubya has been so very similar to a horrible infection.
An act, usually by a political organization, of singular short-sightedness and/or incompetence.
A beautiful contribution of language, from a man who can barely speak.
How about renaming the Berkeley Pit after GWB?
Yeah, let's name some shit after the lousy president - that'll learn 'im!
How about the George W. Bush Nucular Waste Disposal Facility in Richmond, WA?
George W Bush memorial douchebag. A big DOUCHEBAG!
The Love Canal.
George W Bush Memorial Homeless Encampment
forget bush. he's not even running things. let's name something unpleasant after dick cheney. it would be more appropriate to memorialize "that man behind the curtain." to quote the wizard of oz.
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