Slog - Comments on Please Stand By

Comment by Gloria

Gloria — Thu, 26 Jun 2008 10:40:14 -0800

I didn't think I could love Paul Constant any more deeply, but here we are.

Comment by Fnarf

Fnarf — Thu, 26 Jun 2008 10:40:43 -0800

Is your power completely out? Is it dark? When the lights come back on, how many of you will be discovered to be naked?

Comment by Bellevue Ave

Bellevue Ave — Thu, 26 Jun 2008 10:45:43 -0800

OPTIMUS, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Comment by Mr. Poe

Mr. Poe — Thu, 26 Jun 2008 10:55:59 -0800

It pleases me to see this filed under Homo.

Comment by Jessica

Jessica — Thu, 26 Jun 2008 10:56:25 -0800

You guys should probably go out into the street and light that car alarm car on fire to keep warm until the power comes back. If I remember correctly, there was enough crap in it to get a decent blaze going.

Comment by PopTart

PopTart — Thu, 26 Jun 2008 10:56:30 -0800

@2 I thought they worked naked as a general rule?

Comment by Jeff Stevens

Jeff Stevens — Thu, 26 Jun 2008 10:58:53 -0800

I blame Ellen Forney for the transforner (sic) explosion.

Comment by Mr. Poe

Mr. Poe — Thu, 26 Jun 2008 11:02:20 -0800

I blame all of the homosexuality.

Comment by Squirrel Liberation Front

Squirrel Liberation Front — Thu, 26 Jun 2008 11:17:38 -0800

THAT WAS NO ACCIDENT, GROUND-MONKEY! ONE OF OUR HEROIC SISTERS MARTYRED HERSELF FOR OUR CAUSE. NEXT TIME IT'S YOU, MR. BRENDAN KILEY.

ALL HAIL THE BUSHY HOARD!

Comment by NapoleonXIV

NapoleonXIV — Thu, 26 Jun 2008 11:18:09 -0800

Save me a piece of Dan!

Comment by Fe Man

Fe Man — Thu, 26 Jun 2008 12:57:25 -0800

When we have a power outage, we usually just go for beers.

Comment by Catalina Vel-DuRay

Catalina Vel-DuRay — Thu, 26 Jun 2008 13:04:01 -0800

Actually, more transformer problems are caused by crows than squirrels. Please make a note of it.

glad your power is back on, Strangers. Now that you are in my service district, I feel responsible for your electricity.

Comment by lostboy

lostboy — Thu, 26 Jun 2008 14:34:02 -0800

Catalina @12, it's natural for us to suspect the squirrels first, given the looming war.