That cake looks yummy. I'm getting ready to make the first cherry pie of the season. I even rendered my own lard today! Lard makes a delicious pie crust, y'all.
Oooh La La!
#1: Rendered your own lard? Wow! That must have hurt. Was that belly lard or butt lard?
Hemorrhoid cake? So gay.
Oh, my god. I want that. My Dad makes the best pineapple upside down cake, though he goes with crushed pineapple instead of the rings.
Seriously, I'm drooling.
This should become a regular feature.
Agree with RGW@6. More interview on the street, more reasons to log off SLOG and take my ass home.
Nice work, Terry.
You is the luckiest man in the world, you is...
This perverse inverted cake threatens the sanctity of right-side-up cake eating families across this great land.
Dan, hurry home!! I have had Terrys pineapple cake! YUMMMMMY Tell him or ask him nicely to make one in July, I will by all he needs for it! lol you still owe me a call or emamil response!!
Dan, that cake renders my own marriage meaningless. HOW COULD YOU?
Rush home for dessert? What? Is that it? That's dinner? Cake? Cake is what's for dinner?
That is so darn cute!
Those countertops though... Dan, you deserve an awesome kitchen. Why are your counters as ugly as mine?
It's a cake covered in titties!
Do he dress up like Aunt Bee?
good looks don't last. cooking lasts.
All ready for the church potluck...
I'm sitting here scratching my head trying to figure out how, exactly, one puts that in the rectum?
I want a cloned Terry.
This would be even funnier if it were a cheese cake...especially with HUMP coming up soon.
It's Dan's world, at least as far as he's concerned.
Next on Slog?
Dan posts a photo of his used Kleenix. It's all so interesting to Dan.
That is so gay.
Were those cherries??? A cherry is so hard to find anymore....
As if I weren't feeling sorry for myself enough being single and living in a new town ... I get a reminder that other people have significant others who bake them delicious-looking cakes. I'm envious. And I want cake.
Wow, am I really the first one to post "the cake is a lie"?
There is no cake waiting for you at home, Dan, Terry is an evil Artificial Intelligence who will kill you with neurotoxins! And burning.
If that didn't make any sense, I apologise. But seriously, if you die, can I have your boyfriend please? He doesn't have to sleep with me, just make cake.
"Thou shall not eat trifles or easy sugary temptations or the devil will devour thy heart & thighs into everlasting larditudinousness" sayeth the Lordy!
That cake looks, like, totally fierce.
I never though my dad and you would have ANYTHING in common, but I guess I was wrong. Pineapple Upsidedown cake obsession brings all together.
Sucks that you can't see poison though.
You can join my church; you never even have to attend, if you don't want to, just send one of these lewd babies over to the church potluck or bake sale once in awhile - lol
what dan fails to mention here is that terry made that cake in a Dutch oven in his backyard fire pit. It was delicious!
a cake covered in edible, tropical cock rings...
My favorite ex's mother makes these for me (the secret is baking in a cast iron skillet; produces the crunchy caramelized pieces.) And this is such a gay dessert...a juicy bottom that flips to become a leaky top. So versatile!
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