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Tuesday, June 24, 2008

Look What’s Waiting for Me at Home…

posted by on June 24 at 17:10 PM

When the boyfriend wants me to hurry my ass home he sometimes emails me a tempting pic or two. If the right-wing Christian bigots only knew what sort of decadent, sinful stuff we get down to at our place, man, their heads would freakin’ explode.

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1

That cake looks yummy. I'm getting ready to make the first cherry pie of the season. I even rendered my own lard today! Lard makes a delicious pie crust, y'all.

Posted by Balt-O-Matt | June 24, 2008 5:22 PM
2

Oooh La La!

Posted by yucca flower | June 24, 2008 5:24 PM
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#1: Rendered your own lard? Wow! That must have hurt. Was that belly lard or butt lard?

Posted by Cyclist | June 24, 2008 5:28 PM
4

Hemorrhoid cake? So gay.

Posted by whatsfordinner | June 24, 2008 5:28 PM
5

Oh, my god. I want that. My Dad makes the best pineapple upside down cake, though he goes with crushed pineapple instead of the rings.

Seriously, I'm drooling.

Posted by wench | June 24, 2008 5:30 PM
6

This should become a regular feature.

Posted by RGW | June 24, 2008 5:33 PM
7

uhhhhhhhhuuuhuuuhuuuuuhuuuuuuhuuuuuuhhhhh,perfect cake.

Posted by Homer Jay S. | June 24, 2008 5:36 PM
8

Awwwww.

Posted by Gloria | June 24, 2008 5:38 PM
9

Agree with RGW@6. More interview on the street, more reasons to log off SLOG and take my ass home.

Posted by Anon | June 24, 2008 5:39 PM
10

Nice work, Terry.

Posted by It's Mark Mitchell | June 24, 2008 5:40 PM
11

You is the luckiest man in the world, you is...

Posted by Boomer in NYC | June 24, 2008 5:40 PM
12

Sweet!

Posted by mj | June 24, 2008 5:44 PM
13

This perverse inverted cake threatens the sanctity of right-side-up cake eating families across this great land.

Abomination!

Posted by markemmert | June 24, 2008 5:44 PM
14

Dan, hurry home!! I have had Terrys pineapple cake! YUMMMMMY Tell him or ask him nicely to make one in July, I will by all he needs for it! lol you still owe me a call or emamil response!!

Posted by Laura | June 24, 2008 6:01 PM
15

Dan, that cake renders my own marriage meaningless. HOW COULD YOU?

Posted by Fnarf | June 24, 2008 6:09 PM
16

Rush home for dessert? What? Is that it? That's dinner? Cake? Cake is what's for dinner?

/d.v. psa

Posted by Mr. Poe | June 24, 2008 6:10 PM
17

That is so darn cute!

Those countertops though... Dan, you deserve an awesome kitchen. Why are your counters as ugly as mine?

Posted by erf | June 24, 2008 6:12 PM
18

It's a cake covered in titties!

Posted by sara | June 24, 2008 6:20 PM
19

Do he dress up like Aunt Bee?

Posted by Stingo | June 24, 2008 6:36 PM
20

good looks don't last. cooking lasts.

Posted by glasspusher | June 24, 2008 6:49 PM
21

All ready for the church potluck...

Posted by MarkyMark | June 24, 2008 6:51 PM
22

I'm sitting here scratching my head trying to figure out how, exactly, one puts that in the rectum?

Posted by Sam | June 24, 2008 6:54 PM
23

I want a cloned Terry.

Posted by VDD | June 24, 2008 6:55 PM
24

This would be even funnier if it were a cheese cake...especially with HUMP coming up soon.

Posted by yucca flower | June 24, 2008 7:31 PM
25

It's Dan's world, at least as far as he's concerned.

Next on Slog?

Dan posts a photo of his used Kleenix. It's all so interesting to Dan.

Posted by Editor's note | June 24, 2008 7:49 PM
26

That is so gay.

Posted by Mike in MO | June 24, 2008 7:51 PM
27

Were those cherries??? A cherry is so hard to find anymore....

Posted by Hartiepie | June 24, 2008 9:20 PM
28

Wow.

As if I weren't feeling sorry for myself enough being single and living in a new town ... I get a reminder that other people have significant others who bake them delicious-looking cakes. I'm envious. And I want cake.

Posted by Jo | June 24, 2008 11:30 PM
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Wow, am I really the first one to post "the cake is a lie"?

There is no cake waiting for you at home, Dan, Terry is an evil Artificial Intelligence who will kill you with neurotoxins! And burning.

If that didn't make any sense, I apologise. But seriously, if you die, can I have your boyfriend please? He doesn't have to sleep with me, just make cake.

Posted by Willie Hewes | June 25, 2008 1:47 AM
30

Disgusting.

Posted by PdxRitchie | June 25, 2008 1:48 AM
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"Thou shall not eat trifles or easy sugary temptations or the devil will devour thy heart & thighs into everlasting larditudinousness" sayeth the Lordy!

Posted by Vince | June 25, 2008 6:47 AM
32

That cake looks, like, totally fierce.

Posted by violet_dagrinder | June 25, 2008 6:56 AM
33

I never though my dad and you would have ANYTHING in common, but I guess I was wrong. Pineapple Upsidedown cake obsession brings all together.

Posted by Gidget | June 25, 2008 7:05 AM
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Mmm.

Posted by Greg | June 25, 2008 7:29 AM
35

Sucks that you can't see poison though.

Posted by Rufio (From Hook) | June 25, 2008 7:39 AM
36

You can join my church; you never even have to attend, if you don't want to, just send one of these lewd babies over to the church potluck or bake sale once in awhile - lol

Posted by dawicksta | June 25, 2008 8:56 AM
37

what dan fails to mention here is that terry made that cake in a Dutch oven in his backyard fire pit. It was delicious!

Posted by dans neighbor | June 25, 2008 9:09 AM
38

a cake covered in edible, tropical cock rings...

typical.

Posted by michael strangeways | June 25, 2008 9:37 AM
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Recipe?

Posted by Sara | June 25, 2008 9:44 AM
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My favorite ex's mother makes these for me (the secret is baking in a cast iron skillet; produces the crunchy caramelized pieces.) And this is such a gay dessert...a juicy bottom that flips to become a leaky top. So versatile!

Posted by Townes | June 26, 2008 7:28 AM

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