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Monday, June 23, 2008

Sports Let the Eagles Soar

posted by Dominic Holden on June 23 at 11:23 AM

Here at Slog, we love sports. Josh is all over basketball. Dan is all into his baseball. Jonah, Brad, and Jonathan do football. Me? My love of sports is more, shall we say, primitive. Ladies and gentlemen of Slog, behold the freshly selected 2008 Olympics US men’s gymnastics team.

Jonathan Horton:

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Justin Spring:

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Kevin Tan:

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Joseph Hagerty:

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Paul and Morgan Hamm:

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Go America!

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1

Mmmm. That Horton boy looks twinkilicious.

Posted by Providence | June 23, 2008 11:26 AM
2

I'll take one Kevin Tan please, with a side of Hagerty. Delish!

Posted by SDizzle | June 23, 2008 11:30 AM
3

WOW, twins. You made my day.

Posted by hillpagan | June 23, 2008 11:37 AM
4

I'm so bummed for Raj.

Posted by scharrera | June 23, 2008 11:42 AM
5

Steroids?

Posted by Greg | June 23, 2008 11:44 AM
6

Why hello there, Justin Spring.

Posted by Dan | June 23, 2008 11:54 AM
7

Thanks for the man candy!!!

Posted by PopTart | June 23, 2008 11:58 AM
8

Step 1: Hook up TV service in time for men's gymnastics.
Step 2: Inform the international gymnastics organizations how unnecessary the shirts are.
Step 3: Pants too.

Posted by Sean | June 23, 2008 12:02 PM
9

Oh Hamm brothers! Be still my beating heart!

Posted by Marty | June 23, 2008 12:04 PM
10

Oh Hamm brothers! Be still my beating heart!

Posted by Marty | June 23, 2008 12:05 PM
11

Hell. Yes.

Finally, sports coverage I can get behind. Or under, or on top of, or whatever.

Posted by violet_dagrinder | June 23, 2008 12:07 PM
12

I cann't wait for the Men's Gymnstatic Team's Orgy Competition!!!

Posted by Cato the Younger Younger | June 23, 2008 12:09 PM
13

I'd like one Hamm sandwich please!

Posted by You_Gotta_Be_Kidding_Me | June 23, 2008 12:13 PM
14

With a side of Horton...

Posted by You_Gotta_Be_Kidding_Me | June 23, 2008 12:14 PM
15

Male gymnastics is so gay.

Posted by elswinger | June 23, 2008 12:16 PM
16

I know this might be nitpicky, but those Hamm brothers' heads are weird to me. I think they're too big, or too round or something. I'll take an extra Justin Spring in exchange, please.

Posted by leek | June 23, 2008 12:22 PM
17

Gymnasts are always the hottest guys in the olympics. Or maybe the swimmers.

Posted by Reverse Polarity | June 23, 2008 1:02 PM
18

Re: Justin Spring


I'd hit that so hard, his ass would be sending postcards from next week!

Posted by Original Andrew | June 23, 2008 1:16 PM
19

@17: Rowers have their appeal too.

Posted by Gloria | June 23, 2008 1:27 PM
20

pffft! these guys got NOTHING on the adorable baby twinks in the men's diving competition saturday. thomas finchum, anyone?

Posted by jim bexley-speed | June 23, 2008 1:43 PM
21

@5 Steroids?

Have you peeked at a bodybuilding magazine lately?!

These fellers look like normal training and eating, for this particular sport.

Posted by CP | June 23, 2008 5:14 PM
22

It's a shame that they are all so short. ...Anyway, I'll take Justin.

Posted by Fitz | June 23, 2008 5:48 PM
23

@22, agreed- Horton at 5'1, Hamm at 5'6. Shouldn't have looked at the stats- there goes my spank material for the night!

Posted by freshnycan | June 23, 2008 6:26 PM
24

Yeah, seriously, are you guys all dwarf-philes?

You wanna see some hotties, take yo ass over to Euro '08.

5'6"
please

Posted by Mike in MO | June 23, 2008 7:56 PM
25

36-24-36? Only if he's 5'2".

Posted by leek | June 23, 2008 8:17 PM

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