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Friday, June 20, 2008

Life It’s Too Hot Out

posted by Dan Savage on June 20 at 16:06 PM

And the sun is hurting my eyes.

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1

Heh.

Posted by L | June 20, 2008 4:08 PM
2

Heh.

Posted by Mr Fuzzy | June 20, 2008 4:09 PM
3

About friggin' time you got on this.

Posted by Fnarf | June 20, 2008 4:12 PM
4

Meh.

Posted by Ziggity | June 20, 2008 4:13 PM
5

Brilliant.

(For the record: I concur.)

Posted by Abby | June 20, 2008 4:16 PM
6

Amazing journalism, will read again

Posted by Chris | June 20, 2008 4:16 PM
7

Damn racist misogynist homophobic right wing neo-conn sun!...

Posted by You_Gotta_Be_Kidding_Me | June 20, 2008 4:18 PM
8

Nice whine, some cheese with that?

Posted by PopTart | June 20, 2008 4:19 PM
9

Shut up you big fucking baby, and go inside and sit on the airconditioner until your balls turn blue.

Posted by gato22 | June 20, 2008 4:19 PM
10

Chelsea Alvarez-Bell told me to tell you: Boo fuckin' hoo!

Posted by Cookie W. Monster | June 20, 2008 4:23 PM
11

Book learning.

Posted by elenchos | June 20, 2008 4:23 PM
12

Weren't you people just complaining about the cold?

Posted by Balt-O-Matt | June 20, 2008 4:27 PM
13

How soon you people forget.

http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/06/i_cant_take_it_anymore

Posted by Dan Savage | June 20, 2008 4:27 PM
14

I really don't feel like having a conversation about this with you, so I'm just gonna put in my earbuds, turn up my iPod, pull down my baseball hat and pull up the hood up on my sweatshirt.

Posted by JC | June 20, 2008 4:29 PM
15

We didn't forget anything... just giggling at your whine. It's friggin' gorgeous! I'm suckin it up and accepting the sunburn.

I'm going to the playground. L8R!

Posted by L | June 20, 2008 4:30 PM
16

I is lovin da sun.

Good thing I'm not in my new office yet, I'd be sorely tempted to leave early and enjoy our Solstice!

Posted by Will in Seattle | June 20, 2008 4:49 PM
17

Not bad for the longest day of the year. Happy Summer already. 5:59pm today's the Solstice moment and all. Change we can believe in.

Posted by Barak G | June 20, 2008 5:01 PM
18

vagina.

I have to go walk around greenlake now. goodbye.

Posted by wisepunk | June 20, 2008 5:07 PM
19

Ye gods, Danno - wasn't it only last week or the week before that you were unhappy with the 50 degree day out there in Seattle? Let me once again extend the open offer to gladly trade your weather for that of the Los Angeles area. According to AccuWeather, you currently have around 80-82 degrees today out there in Seattle. It is currently 111 degrees today out here (in the shade) in Los Angeles. That's one hundred and eleven degrees. Still feel too hot?

Posted by E | June 20, 2008 5:20 PM
20

And you still can't find the Precioussssss?

Posted by NapoleonXIV | June 20, 2008 5:30 PM
21

SUN CALLING!

Must ... Leave ... NOW!

SLOG siren call fading as Soltice draws me in ...

Posted by Will in Seattle | June 20, 2008 5:35 PM
22

Mr. Poe no like sun...

http://www.citizenarcane.com/files/2005/May/01/nosferatu_sunlight.jpg

Posted by Jubilation T. Cornball | June 20, 2008 5:48 PM
23

The only thing that can offer relief: Rite Aid's $3.99 plastic visor with its own attached battery-powered fan that blows down on you through a vent. Side benefit: ensures getting laid while wearing.

Posted by Lara | June 20, 2008 5:52 PM
24

Dan. For as much as i respect you and admire you for your feats and such, don't take this too harshly, but STFU about the heat and the sun. I love it... yes my So. Carolinian ass loves it. I know that Chicagoan inner self of your's love it. Just take a deep breath, admire the pasty white semi-defined men outside and enjoy the weather. Hope that next weekend will also have this weather so all the Canadian boys coming to Pride from Vancouver will be semi-nude for us Seattle boys.

By labor day, you'll be complaining again that it's too cold...

Posted by apres_moi | June 20, 2008 6:01 PM
25

If you can still use a mirror, check for holes in your neck, Dan. That might explain things a little.
:p

Posted by coffinflem | June 20, 2008 6:14 PM
26

Well you sure are a complainer, aren't you?

Posted by Greg | June 20, 2008 7:12 PM
27

Dan, you are beginning to sound like my Gran.

Posted by Darcy | June 20, 2008 7:27 PM
28

Remember, of course, that Seattle residents are likely to be blinded by too much sunlight. Think of moles coming out of hibernation...

Posted by RainMan | June 20, 2008 8:42 PM
29

Dear Mr. Savage: I would like to apologize on behalf of the many, many Slog commenters who have neither long attention spans or senses of humor.

Posted by Fnarf | June 20, 2008 9:18 PM
30

Are there really this many stupid people reading slog? Or are you all just playing along in a really unfunny way?

Posted by wtf | June 20, 2008 9:43 PM
31

Always bet on stupid.

Posted by Fnarf | June 20, 2008 11:58 PM
32

Well I thought it was funny.

Posted by You People Suck | June 21, 2008 12:41 AM
33

@23

Thank you for the visor, and the sex.

Posted by Joh | June 21, 2008 7:30 AM
34

One of us! One of us!

Posted by Gitai | June 21, 2008 9:44 AM

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