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Auugghh Kafka flashback.

Posted by Darcy | June 12, 2008 5:53 PM
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omfg.. that's fucking insane. and that is the most shocking headline of the day. fuck - the whole fucking week.

Posted by apres_moi | June 12, 2008 5:57 PM
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No!

Posted by Uncle Vinny | June 12, 2008 6:04 PM
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I’m bringing sexy back
Them other boys don’t know how to act
I think you're special, what's behind your back?
So turn around and I'll pick up the slack.

Take it to the bridge !

Posted by justin timberlake | June 12, 2008 6:16 PM
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lol The Sun, the UK's Only Continuing Failure At Trying To Be The Weekly World News

Posted by mackro mackro | June 12, 2008 6:20 PM
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also, worst Photoshop ever

Posted by mackro mackro | June 12, 2008 6:21 PM
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woah, You really went there with the "Chinese wangback"?

man, you must have grapefruit sized balls growing from your scapula, or not... I don't wanna know.

Posted by pissy mcslogbot | June 12, 2008 6:31 PM
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Looks safe to me. Mostly because I had to stare at it a minute to figure it out.

Posted by Mike of Renton | June 12, 2008 6:43 PM
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This is old news on Jez. The new news is one for Savage Love.


http://jezebel.com/5015923/nursing+home-romeo-and-juliet-spark-furor

Posted by Y.F. | June 12, 2008 6:59 PM
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Ok, this is going to bring a whole new definition to "barebacking."

Posted by Sachi Wilson | June 12, 2008 7:25 PM
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Are you sure that's a penis? That looks like a lighthouse to me.

Posted by Balt-O-Matt | June 12, 2008 7:57 PM
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Article says he was "rushed to surgery" to remove the extra egg roll. And people get all bent over neonatal circumcision...

Wouldn't it be nice to whack it just by squirming around in your chair? Oh, wait, women can already do that.

Posted by rob | June 12, 2008 9:00 PM
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Reminds me of an ancient Woody Allen joke:

My uncle is a plastic surgeon. He became a very wealthy man, when he found a way to put breasts on the back of a sailor.

Posted by CP | June 12, 2008 9:04 PM
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Hey, a deformed baby image!

Hilarious!

Grow up. Please.

Posted by Wow, what juveniles | June 12, 2008 9:05 PM
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7:30.

Posted by Lloyd Clydesdale | June 12, 2008 10:11 PM
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Next stop: live journal. Dead babies with clown disease? Bring it...

Posted by Papa Lupita | June 12, 2008 10:14 PM
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The Sun, huh?

Really?

Posted by meggers | June 12, 2008 10:44 PM
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Ha! This is very common, as most of you know. But we know that all of you commenters are white. It is not unusual that none of you have mentioned size, because you are all white.

But what does this picture tell us?

It tells us that the white people's genetic instructions have attempted to alter their genetic code in order to achieve the true penis size that is generic for black people. As you can see, your DNA has failed you yet again. Instead of enlarging the size of your white penis, it has simply moved your small, white penis to the very back of your racist body.

This proves nothing but that white genes are as incompetent as white people. The black penis remains larger than life, as it also remains in its proper place.

Ha! Ha! If only your racism was as large as your penis! Don't mind me, white demon, I am as I always have been to you. Nothing but a monkey, yes?! Ha! Ha! A monkey that has a larger penis that is in its right place!

Stupid, stupid white people. And one day you will awake, and your penis will be on your back! Ha! Ha! Stupid, stupid white people and your stupid, stupid white "development". Ha! Ha!

Posted by Sir Charled Mudede | June 12, 2008 10:51 PM
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So, how much does it cost to get one of these again? The second penis on my back I mean....sans the Chinese baby.

Posted by Gabe | June 13, 2008 1:26 AM
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Poor thing,

Cool though that David got a little attention through the misfortune of others.

Do any of you Stranger staff writers have a sense of decency that kick's in from time to time? Or does it only happen when some lonely queer gets rope a doped up on the hill?

Posted by ecce homo | June 13, 2008 1:54 AM
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I want this post stricken from Slog. And my mind.

Posted by Greg | June 13, 2008 7:32 AM
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Impressive ... but it's no Bambi the Unicorn.

Posted by RonK, Seattle | June 13, 2008 10:48 AM

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