Comments on Hillary's Choice

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Perhaps while quail hunting on a West Texas game ranch?

Somewhere with sniper fire.

Most likely an exposed grassy knoll on a sunny day with no breeze.

Thunderdome.

Mrs. Clinton in the library, with the candlestick.

In an underground bunker in Utah (Cheney upgraded, you understand) where she'll sit in an ultra-modern boardroom, petting an ocelot. It's only when the drinks are served that she'll look at Obama and say:

"No Mr. Obama, I expect you... to remember that Bobby Kennedy didn't get the nomination until JUNE!!!!"

That'll be when she starts cackling maniacally until one of her henchmen has to pat her on the back to stop the coughing.

The CHZA's is funnier than what I was going to write.

Appomattox.

All the way to the convention, biatches.

You GUYS, joking about Clinton killing Huessein ISNT FUNNEH! reeaarrggghh

Oh man, there's gonna be some hot interracial MILF action at that time and place of Hil's choosing.

#14, yeah, really. How do you go up against the man that single-handedly caught the Green River Killer?

Well, that was obviously the wrong post.

This whole thing is such a travesty they should stop the charade and put on a reality tv SPECTACULARRRRRRRRRR.

Have people call in and voice THEIR opinion, while Obama and Hillary sit on big cozy couches, chatting like the girls on the view.

While sipping coffee, they can discuss important topics like fall fashion, who's hot in hollywood, and funny local news stories.

All the while, you (the viewer!) can cast your vote on the next president. Your vote matters!

They could even have guests every hour....just keep the votes coming! Don't let your favorite get sent home!

At Smith, duh.

@16: ROFLCOPTER

Candidates: your final challenge for the winner or "Project:President" is this: Create a faboulous 12 piece collection of super delegates that you will show during Olympic Fashion Week.

Hil's list: US Embassy in Baghdad? Guantanomo? set of West Wing? the house in Chappaquah?

Obama's list: Portland - Riverfront Park!

I have this Manchurian Candidate recurring dream where Hils is Obama's handler. Frightening....

Moe Bar!!!

Neverland Ranch..
i don't know why.a small voice just popped in my head whispering 'neverland neverland..' and that's what i went with.

Fort Marcy Park.

There are few conflicts in life, in my view, that are not best solved by an oil wrestling match. This is no exception.

Moe Bar.

With Mr. Poe moderating.

But an oil wrestling match would probably get a lot of people really interested in the race.

on the tyra banks show

The love suite of Burkle's 747.

Mr. Poe doesn't do moderation, Will.

Gee, no one suggested TUCC ....at midnight.....on Friday 6/13 ..what could be more obvious!!

anyway Obama's making the right moves, kudos, they (and we) have to work together so we win, then enact everything.

I know that (1) it's not on to talk about death and candidates and (2) quoting Monty Python is not amusing, but isn't the Clinton campaign's resemblance to the Black Knight from the Holy Grail striking?

It's true. I've never been good at it. One extreme to the next, please.

@27 - he might if Obama lubed up ...

Although we might need a stand-in for Hils ... maybe she could wear a Mexican fighting outfit, or a Superhero outfit from Brazil?

oh, hey, any word on any Election Watch or Victory or Death Watch or Thank-the-FSM-it's-over parties on Tuesday night?

Because, unless meteorites fall from the sky ... that's it. The end.

Them's fightin' words.

Suggestions:

-WWE Friday Night Brawl at the Tacoma Dome.
-With switchblades and color-coordinated gangs in an alley, complete with Sondheim/Bernstein music and lyrics.
-Pie-eating contest in Iowa.
-Nationally-televised roshambo contest.
-Behind the Mormon church after school gets out.

they should meet on second life.

I'd suggest a hollowed-out volcano, but I have a feeling she'll say "Denver"

A dark, out of the way, motel. The room at the end. Draw the curtains.

#34, would that be the rock-paper-scissors brand of roshambo or the kicking each other in the nuts brand?

At her church ?

@38: either/or.

I'd also be open to watching them battle it out on Battlegrounds, World of Warcraft style.

California Pizza Kitchen.

I can't believe that no one has said, "On a cold day in hell."

Also, want to hear fnarf's idea.

Club Seattle.

#16, as long as she sits under the garage door.

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