Slog - Comments on Hide Yer Tallboys! Guard Yer Kools! It's Another Spears! http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/06/hide_yer_likker_its_another_spears It is my sad duty to inform you that the dread Spears Gene—a faulty allele associated with unabashed white-trashness, exhibitionistic sluttery, and vile, gum-smacking republican tendencies—has scored yet another Darwinian triumph: People and Us Weekly are reporting that Jamie Lynn Spears has given birth to a baby girl. This tragic news has, of course, been accompanied by massive flooding in the Midwest and a tornado or two, and if Revelations can be trusted (and I'm really beginning to wonder), the wise would do well to prepare for, like, spontaneous rains of toads or some kind of weird shit like that.... Copyright 2008 Thu, 19 Jun 2008 12:56:28 -0800 Thu, 19 Jun 2008 22:53:53 -0800 http://www.movabletype.org/?v=3.34 http://blogs.law.harvard.edu/tech/rss Comment by JC I heard that you could totally see the baby's entire vagina as it stepped out of the womb. Not a hair on it. Slut.

]]> JC http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/06/hide_yer_likker_its_another_spears#c1055470 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/06/hide_yer_likker_its_another_spears#c1055470 Celeb Thu, 19 Jun 2008 13:24:39 -0800 Comment by Fnarf Well, I hope her delivering MD sewed her back up nice 'n' tight, or she ain't never goin' ta git another boyfriend all stretched out like that. It's hard enough for a girl after she ain't sixteen no more.

]]> Fnarf http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/06/hide_yer_likker_its_another_spears#c1055492 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/06/hide_yer_likker_its_another_spears#c1055492 Celeb Thu, 19 Jun 2008 13:32:52 -0800 Comment by Dougsf That baby is literally a product of bad pop culture. If tweenage girls and middle-aged men had only chose to ignore that cross-eyed schoolgirl all those years ago, this would have never happened. We only have ourselves to blame, and now the human race must suffer.

Or it would have happened anyhow, but with different players, just like it is everywhere right now.

]]> Dougsf http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/06/hide_yer_likker_its_another_spears#c1055525 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/06/hide_yer_likker_its_another_spears#c1055525 Celeb Thu, 19 Jun 2008 13:48:33 -0800 Comment by adrian fnarf make adrian laff.

]]> adrian http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/06/hide_yer_likker_its_another_spears#c1055528 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/06/hide_yer_likker_its_another_spears#c1055528 Celeb Thu, 19 Jun 2008 13:49:26 -0800 Comment by tiffany jaimie lynn spears is an inspiration to 14 year old mothers everywhere.

]]> tiffany http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/06/hide_yer_likker_its_another_spears#c1055608 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/06/hide_yer_likker_its_another_spears#c1055608 Celeb Thu, 19 Jun 2008 14:34:04 -0800 Comment by max solomon when i'm 60 it will be legal to hit that.

]]> max solomon http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/06/hide_yer_likker_its_another_spears#c1055628 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/06/hide_yer_likker_its_another_spears#c1055628 Celeb Thu, 19 Jun 2008 14:45:13 -0800 Comment by Dave ...thus ensuring that Jamie Lynn Spears will be a grandmother by the time she is 35.

]]> Dave http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/06/hide_yer_likker_its_another_spears#c1055639 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/06/hide_yer_likker_its_another_spears#c1055639 Celeb Thu, 19 Jun 2008 14:50:39 -0800 Comment by Non Thanks Perez

]]> Non http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/06/hide_yer_likker_its_another_spears#c1055674 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/06/hide_yer_likker_its_another_spears#c1055674 Celeb Thu, 19 Jun 2008 15:04:26 -0800 Comment by adrian @ 8: suck a pipe, asshole.

]]> adrian http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/06/hide_yer_likker_its_another_spears#c1055692 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/06/hide_yer_likker_its_another_spears#c1055692 Celeb Thu, 19 Jun 2008 15:14:16 -0800 Comment by Funyuns Sales of Gerber Pork Rinds soar.

]]> Funyuns http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/06/hide_yer_likker_its_another_spears#c1055803 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/06/hide_yer_likker_its_another_spears#c1055803 Celeb Thu, 19 Jun 2008 16:03:52 -0800 Comment by alison seattle is so liberal and open minded. we can no longer make fun of the gays, the blacks or the women, but thank god there's always good old white trash stereotypes & authentic hick language to fall back on. it must be a terrible burden being the arbiter of good taste.

]]> alison http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/06/hide_yer_likker_its_another_spears#c1056091 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/06/hide_yer_likker_its_another_spears#c1056091 Celeb Thu, 19 Jun 2008 21:26:49 -0800 Comment by brandon whut? hey 'leven! U makin fun o' my daddy-mama?

]]> brandon http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/06/hide_yer_likker_its_another_spears#c1056119 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/06/hide_yer_likker_its_another_spears#c1056119 Celeb Thu, 19 Jun 2008 22:53:53 -0800