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Tuesday, June 24, 2008

Hey Daddy Bear…

posted by on June 24 at 13:44 PM

Also in Milan this week, at the Vivienne Westwood show…

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You forgot to cite Towleroad.

Posted by Mr. Poe | June 24, 2008 1:50 PM

Since it's Mark Mitchell, I'm guessing he don't need no Towelroad.

Posted by agnes gucci | June 24, 2008 1:59 PM

I knew this picture would draw out Mr Poe!

Posted by michael strangeways | June 24, 2008 2:00 PM

This actually makes me interested in what theyre selling.

Posted by Bellevue Ave | June 24, 2008 2:02 PM

I've never really appreciated high fashion before, but now I consider myself an enthusiast.

Posted by skweetis | June 24, 2008 2:02 PM

Hawt. That is all.

Posted by Original Andrew | June 24, 2008 2:10 PM


My absence from commenting is because of work. Like disinterest has ever stopped me? This guy isn't hot. Goatees are not hot. Giant gold chains are not hot. Gold--in general--is never hot. Bracelets of any number are boner-killers, as well as all Jewelry. Actually, wedding rings are a total turn-on, but only if they have nothing to do with me.

Posted by Mr. Poe | June 24, 2008 2:13 PM

What is going on with that man's fly? I think his penis wants to make a run for it...

Posted by PopTart | June 24, 2008 2:16 PM

But Poe, I can relate to him because of his non hot bearness and outlandishly bad clothing.

Posted by Bellevue Ave | June 24, 2008 2:17 PM

The selection of models for that show was great - a mixture of junkies, mafia thugs, gymnasts, and then this hot man-beast. Much more interesting than boy-waifs with a glazed look on their faces.

Posted by rb | June 24, 2008 2:17 PM

No love for the Spartacus sandals?

Posted by NapoleonXIV | June 24, 2008 2:18 PM


This guy's total non-hotness is what makes him hot. I love the idea of regular schmoes in high fashion.

Posted by monkey | June 24, 2008 2:32 PM

It's seeing guys like this at the bars in Seattle that explains why I haven't had sex in ages.....**ugh!* NASTY!! Nasty!!

Posted by Cato the Younger Younger | June 24, 2008 2:34 PM

Um, 13, if that is what you have in Seattle, then I am flying out there!

Posted by boonimusprime | June 24, 2008 2:37 PM

I want those sandals.

Posted by Greg | June 24, 2008 2:38 PM

Oh, my. Beefy, furry, balding -- not 18, androgynous and anorexic. To hell with the fashions. Be still, my heart!

Posted by Calpete | June 24, 2008 2:43 PM

@13 Could your lack of sex be attributed to the fact that you come off as vapid...?

I think you'd have better luck in LA.

Posted by Bear Hunter | June 24, 2008 2:48 PM

you gays are funny.

WTF is he MODELING? the amulet? the sandals? the unbuttoned boxers?

Posted by max solomon | June 24, 2008 2:53 PM

mmm...i'd let it hit me any time. woof!

Posted by wtf | June 24, 2008 2:57 PM

Nice to see Carl Brutananadilewski finally pursuing that modeling career. Hott.

Posted by sherman | June 24, 2008 3:00 PM

@7 - You're right. Everything he's wearing is atrocious. He should remove it all immediately.

Posted by skweetis | June 24, 2008 3:01 PM

He looks sad. I'd be sad, too, if I had to model ill-fitting undies with a ridiculous gold chain-or-something and Spartacus sandals.

Posted by Sarah | June 24, 2008 3:01 PM

what bars in Seattle have guys like this?

I need names and addresses, please.

and, jewelry on men IS gross.

Posted by michael strangeways | June 24, 2008 3:05 PM

Here's an article about Vivienne Westoods inspiration:'s-'gypsy'-show-criticised.html

Sadly, it wasn't hairy daddy bears, but Roma stereotypes. I'd still let him stick the head in.

Posted by PussyDunkinHines | June 24, 2008 3:13 PM

hot. some video of him dancing in a speedo would nicely offset the scourge of excessively man-scaped brazilian twinks with no rhythm currently polluting this blog.

Posted by brandon | June 24, 2008 3:14 PM


He should have kept his mouth closed. :P

Posted by NapoleonXIV | June 24, 2008 3:16 PM

Feh...try this for some hot bear action.

Posted by whizzler | June 24, 2008 3:21 PM

Ugh, that smiling picture just killed my boner.

Posted by UNPAID BLOGGER | June 24, 2008 3:23 PM

This is why I know I could never be gay. That guy is less hot than three-week-old cold meatloaf.

I do like those sandals, though....

Posted by Fnarf | June 24, 2008 4:13 PM

@29: Toga party?

Posted by Greg | June 24, 2008 4:16 PM

@24 that just makes it hotter to me,gold teeth and all...

Posted by It's Mark Mitchell | June 24, 2008 4:18 PM

@29 - You like those sandals? Your gay.

Posted by skweetis | June 24, 2008 4:29 PM

The Ferragomo show was pretty amazing.

Posted by Shawn Fassett | June 24, 2008 4:56 PM

The gold is awful and he's totally sucking it in. But I'd still fuck him.

The sandals are fashion fallout from 300.

Posted by Dan | June 24, 2008 10:12 PM

Sorry for the double post and, yes, I'm obsessing... but I love the idea of a buttoned-up bear in swimwear designed to represent like the crotch is overloaded. buttons peeking out of a concealing flap will always get a double-take from me. (Just wired that way. Like most guys apparently:

Posted by Dan | June 24, 2008 10:58 PM

He's hot enough, but those shorts are gay-in-a-bad-way, and I hate this gladiator sandal trend SO HARD. We won't even talk about the tragic bling factor. Ugh.

Posted by violet_dagrinder | June 25, 2008 7:05 AM


Posted by Rufio (From Hook) | June 25, 2008 7:41 AM

I'll bet those swim trunks cost more than my car payment.

Posted by Sara | June 25, 2008 9:51 AM

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