You forgot to cite Towleroad.

Since it's Mark Mitchell, I'm guessing he don't need no Towelroad.

I knew this picture would draw out Mr Poe!

This actually makes me interested in what theyre selling.

I've never really appreciated high fashion before, but now I consider myself an enthusiast.

Hawt. That is all.

@3

My absence from commenting is because of work. Like disinterest has ever stopped me? This guy isn't hot. Goatees are not hot. Giant gold chains are not hot. Gold--in general--is never hot. Bracelets of any number are boner-killers, as well as all Jewelry. Actually, wedding rings are a total turn-on, but only if they have nothing to do with me.

What is going on with that man's fly? I think his penis wants to make a run for it...

But Poe, I can relate to him because of his non hot bearness and outlandishly bad clothing.

The selection of models for that show was great - a mixture of junkies, mafia thugs, gymnasts, and then this hot man-beast. Much more interesting than boy-waifs with a glazed look on their faces.

No love for the Spartacus sandals?

ABSOLUTELY FUCKING AWESOME!!!

This guy's total non-hotness is what makes him hot. I love the idea of regular schmoes in high fashion.

It's seeing guys like this at the bars in Seattle that explains why I haven't had sex in ages.....**ugh!* NASTY!! Nasty!!

Um, 13, if that is what you have in Seattle, then I am flying out there!

I want those sandals.

Oh, my. Beefy, furry, balding -- not 18, androgynous and anorexic. To hell with the fashions. Be still, my heart!

@13 Could your lack of sex be attributed to the fact that you come off as vapid...?

I think you'd have better luck in LA.

you gays are funny.

WTF is he MODELING? the amulet? the sandals? the unbuttoned boxers?

mmm...i'd let it hit me any time. woof!

Nice to see Carl Brutananadilewski finally pursuing that modeling career. Hott.

@7 - You're right. Everything he's wearing is atrocious. He should remove it all immediately.

He looks sad. I'd be sad, too, if I had to model ill-fitting undies with a ridiculous gold chain-or-something and Spartacus sandals.

what bars in Seattle have guys like this?

I need names and addresses, please.

and, jewelry on men IS gross.

Here's an article about Vivienne Westoods inspiration:

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/celebritynews/2187398/Vivienne-Westwood's-'gypsy'-show-criticised.html

Sadly, it wasn't hairy daddy bears, but Roma stereotypes. I'd still let him stick the head in.

hot. some video of him dancing in a speedo would nicely offset the scourge of excessively man-scaped brazilian twinks with no rhythm currently polluting this blog.

OMFG.

He should have kept his mouth closed. :P

Feh...try this for some hot bear action.

Ugh, that smiling picture just killed my boner.

This is why I know I could never be gay. That guy is less hot than three-week-old cold meatloaf.

I do like those sandals, though....

@29: Toga party?

@24 that just makes it hotter to me,gold teeth and all...

@29 - You like those sandals? Your gay.

The Ferragomo show was pretty amazing.

The gold is awful and he's totally sucking it in. But I'd still fuck him.

The sandals are fashion fallout from 300.

Sorry for the double post and, yes, I'm obsessing... but I love the idea of a buttoned-up bear in swimwear designed to represent like the crotch is overloaded. buttons peeking out of a concealing flap will always get a double-take from me. (Just wired that way. Like most guys apparently: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cy-7AoxFEJA)

He's hot enough, but those shorts are gay-in-a-bad-way, and I hate this gladiator sandal trend SO HARD. We won't even talk about the tragic bling factor. Ugh.

Foul.

I'll bet those swim trunks cost more than my car payment.