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posted by on June 20 at 9:44 AM

This doll is supposed to be the likeness of who?
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Marcel Offermann, chairman of the ‘Puppenklinik’ (doll clinic), presents the new Barack Obama doll he created in collaboration with the traditional German dollmaker Schildkroet on June 9, 2008 in Neuss, western Germany. Dressed in a black silken suit, a blue necktie and leather shoes, the miniature-Obama is on sale for 139 euros. The edition is limited on 999 pieces.

What’s wrong with this Nemeski’s vision? Obama is a grown man; the doll is not more than a toddler. Obama is on the lighter side of brown; the doll is as black as they come. And Obama is destined to walk into the White House; the doll is doomed to stand on a lawn holding a lantern.

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1

Chuckers,

You would look good standing on my lawn...just make sure you bring a beany and a whip. I also like black and white checkered shorts, not the red and white.

Thanks...

Oh and I suspect that it looks this way because of manufacturing standards, not malice.

Are you going to vote Obama, Chuckles?

Posted by ecce homo | June 20, 2008 9:49 AM
2

And look, he's groping his nuts. That's not right.

Posted by billy | June 20, 2008 9:49 AM
3

WTF! Even MLB bobbleheads are better representations than that!

At least he/it's wearing a flag pin.

Posted by Blunderplank | June 20, 2008 9:51 AM
4

That is a gigantic flag lapel pin.

And, I wonder if its eyes close when he lays down?

Posted by Mahtli69 | June 20, 2008 9:52 AM
5

I hate that Obama will become the projection plate for all blindly lobbed contemporary minority struggles.

Posted by Non | June 20, 2008 9:52 AM
6

And.. uh... it doesn't look anything like him...

Posted by SDizzle | June 20, 2008 9:52 AM
7

>What’s wrong with this Nemeski’s vision?

Um, he's German.

Posted by LogopolisMike | June 20, 2008 9:53 AM
8

I love European stereotypes of American icons!:

1. The Indian with the full headdress.
2. The Cowboy with a gigantic 10-gallon hat
3. Any variety of black person: Cotton-picking, Auntie, Soul-Brother
4. Plantation owner.

(From what I've seen, the Dutch are the best at it.)

Posted by six shooter | June 20, 2008 9:54 AM
9

All Schwarzeneggers look the same to me.

Posted by shub-negrorath | June 20, 2008 9:55 AM
10

So they slap a standard issue black baby boy head on a body wearing a suit with a flag pin and call it Obama?

I can decide if this is charmingly funny or horrifying.

Posted by boxofbirds | June 20, 2008 9:55 AM
11

the only wrong he committed was creating new clothes for a generic doll.

Posted by Bellevue Ave | June 20, 2008 9:56 AM
12

@8, those are stereotypes right here at home too.

Posted by Blunderplank | June 20, 2008 9:58 AM
13

In any case, I guess it's better than a monkey doll.

Posted by UNPAID BLOGGER | June 20, 2008 10:00 AM
14

It's the choad Obama!

Posted by billysauce | June 20, 2008 10:01 AM
15

I'm jealous. Where's MY joke shop items??? Where's MY Older Than The Earth items for sale, huh huh???? Where's MY Bush Beanie Baby being hugged by me huh???

Posted by mcCain | June 20, 2008 10:02 AM
16

YES! Another post by Charles with no links or references. Do all the dolls appear this way? Are all the dolls childlike and poor representations? Are all the dolls just a super cheap way to try and make money? Will Malibu Barbie show up in her SUV with a blind spot to run over the "Obama" doll? And once again, I get inspired to not feel like letting it go.

Posted by Charles_Mudede_Is_A_Latent_Racist | June 20, 2008 10:02 AM
17

Germans are clueless. They still call chocolate-covered marshmallow candies "Negerkuesse" ("Negro kisses"). But you can't actually *talk* about racism there; that would be racist...

Posted by Simac | June 20, 2008 10:04 AM
18

That doll looks more like Gary Coleman than Obama.

Posted by J.R. | June 20, 2008 10:08 AM
19

Imagine, something racist from Germany...I mean I am SHOCKED I tell you; just shocked! The Germans, I expected so much more from them after their long history of embracing blacks and jews. I mean wasn't Hitler a Black Jew from Nigeria?

Posted by Cato the Younger Younger | June 20, 2008 10:11 AM
20

That can't be an Obama doll, it's wearing a lapel pin. =P

Posted by Dingo Rossi | June 20, 2008 10:13 AM
21

http://www.puppenklinik.biz/impressionen/index.html

http://www.deutsche-klassiker.de/beruehmtheiten/index.php

All his dolls look like children, including his Mozart, his Lady Di, and his pope dolls. None of them are very good likenesses. I don't think his Obama doll is meant to be racist. It's just using the same parts that make up all the other dolls. More lazy than racist.

Posted by JC | June 20, 2008 10:14 AM
22

Personally, I'd like to know why people in Europe are making dolls of presidential candidates in the US. I can completely understand following the politics of a country that has such global influence, but making novelty toys? As a limited edition keepsake? Seriously? Are they tired of dolls of the Royal Family? Or is it too tiresome to make a new President of the European Council doll every six months?

Posted by prenks | June 20, 2008 10:22 AM
23

They chose "dark black" because Obama is black (aka half-white).

Posted by Lloyd Clydesdale | June 20, 2008 10:24 AM
24

JC, Charles thanks you for doing his legwork for him.

Posted by Charles_Mudede_Is_A_Latent_Racist | June 20, 2008 10:25 AM
25

It's not a doll, @18...

Posted by COMTE | June 20, 2008 10:32 AM
26

Where is the mccain grampa doll? I hear it drools on itself and is grumpy if it doesn't get a nap.

Or the Cindy mccain evil Stepford wife doll that eats the babies of all of the other dolls.

Posted by Sad Comment | June 20, 2008 10:35 AM
27

Srsly?

Posted by Greg | June 20, 2008 10:44 AM
28

@26

Cindy McCain doll is unavailable at this time. It is selfishly waisting its time in some third world country fixing cleft pallets and cleft lips on little baby poor people.

The evil bitch.

Posted by You_Gotta_Be_Kidding_Me | June 20, 2008 10:47 AM
29

@28

Don't be fooled by the right wing hype, she has already posted recipes for the children on her website.

mmmmmmmmm!

Posted by Sad Comment | June 20, 2008 10:51 AM
30

Fixing wooden platforms? Good for her!

Posted by P to the J | June 20, 2008 11:04 AM
31

I thought the white dude was Steve Coogan at first glance.

Posted by laterite | June 20, 2008 11:18 AM
32

I recall something he said in an interview ... something about not doing a Hillary doll because it would be hard to get a good likeness.

The imagination reels, jigs, and hornpipes.

Posted by RonK, Seattle | June 20, 2008 11:19 AM
33

The skin color is off, but after glancing at the Puppenklinic's website, it looks like all the dolls are infantile by design.

Posted by Ryan | June 20, 2008 11:25 AM
34

It looks exactly like every other German doll I've seen, with a different skin color and clothes

(anecdotal evidence I know)

Posted by Tizzle | June 20, 2008 12:00 PM
35

Common mistake -- that's the Mugabe doll.

Posted by yuiop | June 20, 2008 12:06 PM
36

Oh, man. This is not a good day. I actually agree with Chaz.

Posted by Spoogie | June 20, 2008 12:16 PM
37

So we've established that this doll doesn't look like Obama because no German dolls look like anybody over the age of five. Can we next tackle the question of why anyone would want to buy this?

Posted by Sarah | June 20, 2008 12:32 PM
38

I think this a leftover Jesse Owens doll from the '36 Olympics. Hitler naturally put the kibosh on it, but those enterprising Krauts knew that it would come in handy some day....

Posted by michael strangeways | June 20, 2008 12:36 PM
39

Does it come with or can you purchase other outfits? A nice bicycling ensemble might be nice.

Posted by umvue | June 20, 2008 2:32 PM
40

That is clearly an Idi Amin doll.

Posted by You_Gotta_Be_Kidding_Me | June 20, 2008 2:51 PM

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