I know! And I'm sitting at my stupid desk in Alaska instead of outside of a town hall with bubbly and a sign that says congrats.
CONGRATULATIONS, PEOPLE!!!
Now I know why people blog. And rent billboards.
And that total lack of tornadoes, earthquakes, and Hell freezing over that you now here is the sound of equality. Congratulations to all the happy couples! Now if I can just find myself a man.....
And the earthquakes fail to come. Meanwhile, gay-marriage-banning Minnesota, Iowa, and Ohio are underwater. No hate for the Midwest intended, mind you, but if something is pissing off your deity of choice, it doesn't seem to be Teh Gayz.
Yeah... and that's...( as Cartman said once upon a long time ago... kooooool.)
Remeber when all you had to do was change a name in the lyric line and you could write a brand new dimmer switch into your old white washer that you ( or them ) traded in on a new vanity mirror gift pack white the elephant sale a merv-co teledyne?
(yeah kinda a ficticious old time charmer Merv and Marlo are thinking they yeah..right PHIL and MICHAEL MOORE?....)
Any way Like I was saying about the Movie pack fantasy lines where Hollywood and Co. are full of Movies and new Movies and new
suprises for the
{dare I say {shhh...very quietly yuuu waskal wabbit..]
STEREO-TYPICAL RICH RICH RICH GAY AND LESBIAN TRANSGENDER LOVING BLEEDING HEART LIBERAL CONSERVATIVEs and
loving nannies that don't have any
BREEDER CHILDREN OF THERE OWN
to loving-ly coddel and nurture and support with
LARGE FISTED NEO ROMAN PAGAN HALLOWEENING PARTY LIKE THERE IS NO TOMORROW
little guides and ghosts of very shy donors who prefer the anonimity of
RED CARPET SUPRISES AT THE HUGELY INSANE AWARD SHOWS AND NEXT YEARS
little itty-bitty seattle film festival where small discreet neighbors dine quietly amongst themselves until
BIG OBNOXIOUS CARTOON DEVELOPERS CUM INTO THE GROSS JOKES AND FRUIT STANDS TO SPREAD THEIR ADULT LIES AND CONTENT MATTER ALL OVER THE LATE NIGHT CABLE CHANNELS WHERE NO_WILL EVER SAYS BOO_SHIT TO YOU AGAIN BECAUSE
the clean loving fun living christians and buddists who don't need to be drwan into arguments by
FILTHY GEO-POLITICAL WHOREMONGERING DIATRIBITS HIGH ON THEMSELVES AND THE STENCH OF THE RAVES AND MESCALINE BASED ART SALVAGERS BENT BY HUFFING GAS FUMES AND TAIL PIPES OF RE-GENERATED DREAM SCOOPERS FROM THE
cute lotto stand that the State loves to tie up in a
NUMBERS RACKET SCHEME WHOS VERY LIFE BLOOD DEPENDS ON MAJOR NAME SUPPORTERS AND CITY OFFICIALS TO COVER WITH IMMEDIATE,
(did i say)
IMEDIATE!IMMEDIATE!OMMEDIATE!
DENIALS OF EXTORTION AND COLUSION BECAUSE OF CLOSE AFFILLIATIONS WITH LAND DEVELOPERS WHO SELL SELL SELL THE TICKETS FROM LOTTO MACHINES IN THEIR STORES ON THE CORNER AND INSIDE THE
beautiful goegeous spacious condominiums and large flowing suburban domesticates who pay
INEXORBITANT LOW(ering)
amounts of tax shelters and are followed up by neighborhood groups of real-enetworks all over this great country we call planet EARTH?
Phew... that sure felt good to scream like that.
well, no need to make this personal by sharing stories or names of idea people like
ME!ME!ME!ME!ME!
who like to pretend that we all have never been caught telling little
FIBS!!!!!
(remeber that word you little fibber?)
So, this is what I propose...
Since I don't gamble with the lotto tickets and we know that some of "The Ticket" has memorable moments shared by other thematic samples and symphonies already standing at attention and ready to wave a patriotic flag by the likes of heros and veterans and
PRESIDENTS LIKE GEORGE W. BUSH
who would love to throw in there support for their
BIG DONATIO DOLLARS AND LARGE LOBBIEST FRIENDS WITH LOTS OF ADVERTISING BUDGETS
do you think that this little unknown meager talented idean dan could get some help with some of the big car sales programs that car manufacturers and enviornmentalists have to compromise on so that America and Europe and Asia and Australia and The Former Republic of the Soviet Union and That Cavernous Region Known to By the SUPER SECRET MILITARY INSTALATION AND GUANTANAMO BAY SUPPORTERS know we need
(or knot)
to buy into
(or Knot)
and advertisie
(or not)
So that stars who have already played
The Super Bowl
Like AEROSMITH
and well from here i'd like to thank the Academy of THE STRANGER .Com sloggers world wide to invite the rest of the Movie list posted today and currently being scouted by
HOT HOT HOT HOLLYWOOD TALENT AGENTS HELL_BENT ON SATISFYING THE MONEY LINES OF
little known " callers on
'your rising stars' list...
Friends like mine,
Ben Clark of The Lashes...
who i once heard
Gossip(ed)
about because you have to be SHAMELESS in self promotion and proving to
DEAR HOLLYWOOD that our
FRIENDS IN LOW PLACES actually know where their
BIG NAMED STARS RECEIVING LINES CAME FROM WITH THEIR AUTOGRAPHS AND FANS WAITING FOR DAYS IN LINE FROM ...
DO I STILL HAVE TO RANT BEN OR CAN I GET A THANK YOU YOU
F****ING&%GNIO&*C&*OT&I^&*OD&YYP*(!!!!!:}
That was for my friend Nate the Mooter who once told me he was SO HIGH.... i now think he was a spy for JAMES BLUNT....
I didn't say Nates hands were gay... just some of his friends ex-girl friends....
And speaking of starting an all out war of the worlds for fundraising and thanks....
WHER"S THE G**(iu0t0134781375891751PUV&*O^YYB*&(P& weed
in this town????
Let's call on OASIS and NOEL GALLAHGER to remind me how to insult the name speelleres who can't keep phonetics in line with international graces who would prefer not to get into a
"DRUNKEN PUNCH UP AT A WEDDING "in till" notified.
Any way as local nice guy Dave Matthews sais once ...
Let's SUCK IT UP!!!
Thanks and can I get a little help for my friends...
(thank you very much.)
Posted by
daniel bennett kieneker |
June 16, 2008 5:49 PM
Oh my God. Ever since 5pm, I've been feeling strange.
I saw a cop on the way home, and I was.....aroused. Why do they have to wear their trousers so tight?
My wife greeted me at the door, but it was like both of us were trying too hard. Truth be told, she sort of disgusted me, with her boobs and hairdo. She told me that she was taking up golf, and was hoping to go pro.
The kids have suddenly become delinquent. Sure, they're only 3 & 5, but I think they're on drugs.
I've always taken comfort in music, but all I want to listen to right now is "Judy at Carnegie Hall"
I don't know what's wrong with me. It's like the entire foundation of western civilization has changed.
Dozens of couples gathered outside the clerks offices in Alameda, Sonoma and Yolo counties, where hours were extended to accommodate gay couples who wanted to be among the first to marry.
Derek Norman, 23 and Robert Blaudow, 39, from Memphis, were in the Bay Area for a conference and decided to get married at the Alameda County clerk's office.
"We might wait a long time in Tennessee, so this is our chance," Blaudow said.
______________________________________
Discuss.
Posted by
Jubilation T. Cornball |
June 16, 2008 6:17 PM
With the eradication of the terms husband and wife, marriage literally will never look the same again. Even with interracial marriage there was still a bride and a groom -- but no more. The wedding march will have to adapt:
Here comes Party A
All dressed in grey
Here comes Party A
With Party B by
His/Her side.
Will young women still buy Modern Party A magazine? What will Brides magazine be renamed? Party As? Parties A?
Posted by
you kids get offa my lawn! |
June 16, 2008 11:34 PM
What about getting rid of Washington's DoMA law on a voter's initiative, how anyone run the numbers lately? Surely at some point the influx into the Seattle area has got to give us the edge over eastern WA.
Well, it looks like my wedding ring is still here. I guess this marriage equality thing wasn't the end for us married heteros, nor the end of civilization.
Somebody call Pastor Hutch and wish him a happy Tuesday, won't you? I'd do it, but I'm too busy fiddling with my ring and enjoying the feeling that my marriage has been strengthened, not diminished, by this wonderful act of justice in California.
And then there's Washington state, where we're getting one right at a time every 3 years. Way to go, guys! Way to go. In about 20 years we should have CLOSE to full marriage equality (and that's a big maybe) and will probably still be calling it domestic partnership.
I own several apartment complexes. I don't allow gay or lezbian couples to rent any of my apartments. I't just not natural. I don't allow carnal cohabitation by members of the opposite sex either. God rules at my place. If you are not holy, you dont get in and if you become unholy after you rent....you have to leave.
End of story.
I own several apartment complexes. I don't allow gay or lezbian couples to rent any of my apartments. I't just not natural. I don't allow carnal cohabitation by members of the opposite sex either. God rules at my place. If you are not holy, you dont get in and if you become unholy after you rent....you have to leave.
End of story.
I agree, Don. I like to mess with gays and lezbians. When the time comes that all the courts try to make us normal people accept this unnatural union and when we have our rights violated just because we think or say certain things, then it's time to take out the and anyone else that a violates our rights. I'm just not sure where I would want to take a judge out to......dinner and a movie????
It is the right of the people to alter or abolish any government that does not address the greavances of the people...we alter through the ballot box, we abolish through armed resistance and revolution.
......when we have our rights violated just because we think or say certain things, then it's time to take out the judges and anyone else that a violates our rights.
Comments
I know! And I'm sitting at my stupid desk in Alaska instead of outside of a town hall with bubbly and a sign that says congrats.
CONGRATULATIONS, PEOPLE!!!
Now I know why people blog. And rent billboards.
Yipeeeee!!!!!
And that total lack of tornadoes, earthquakes, and Hell freezing over that you now here is the sound of equality. Congratulations to all the happy couples! Now if I can just find myself a man.....
Congrats!
And the earthquakes fail to come. Meanwhile, gay-marriage-banning Minnesota, Iowa, and Ohio are underwater. No hate for the Midwest intended, mind you, but if something is pissing off your deity of choice, it doesn't seem to be Teh Gayz.
When does Gay Divorce become legal in California? And how do Fred Astaire and Ginger Rogers fit into this?
Yeah... and that's...( as Cartman said once upon a long time ago... kooooool.)
Remeber when all you had to do was change a name in the lyric line and you could write a brand new dimmer switch into your old white washer that you ( or them ) traded in on a new vanity mirror gift pack white the elephant sale a merv-co teledyne?
(yeah kinda a ficticious old time charmer Merv and Marlo are thinking they yeah..right PHIL and MICHAEL MOORE?....)
Any way Like I was saying about the Movie pack fantasy lines where Hollywood and Co. are full of Movies and new Movies and new
suprises for the
{dare I say {shhh...very quietly yuuu waskal wabbit..]
STEREO-TYPICAL RICH RICH RICH GAY AND LESBIAN TRANSGENDER LOVING BLEEDING HEART LIBERAL CONSERVATIVEs and
loving nannies that don't have any
BREEDER CHILDREN OF THERE OWN
to loving-ly coddel and nurture and support with
LARGE FISTED NEO ROMAN PAGAN HALLOWEENING PARTY LIKE THERE IS NO TOMORROW
little guides and ghosts of very shy donors who prefer the anonimity of
RED CARPET SUPRISES AT THE HUGELY INSANE AWARD SHOWS AND NEXT YEARS
little itty-bitty seattle film festival where small discreet neighbors dine quietly amongst themselves until
BIG OBNOXIOUS CARTOON DEVELOPERS CUM INTO THE GROSS JOKES AND FRUIT STANDS TO SPREAD THEIR ADULT LIES AND CONTENT MATTER ALL OVER THE LATE NIGHT CABLE CHANNELS WHERE NO_WILL EVER SAYS BOO_SHIT TO YOU AGAIN BECAUSE
the clean loving fun living christians and buddists who don't need to be drwan into arguments by
FILTHY GEO-POLITICAL WHOREMONGERING DIATRIBITS HIGH ON THEMSELVES AND THE STENCH OF THE RAVES AND MESCALINE BASED ART SALVAGERS BENT BY HUFFING GAS FUMES AND TAIL PIPES OF RE-GENERATED DREAM SCOOPERS FROM THE
cute lotto stand that the State loves to tie up in a
NUMBERS RACKET SCHEME WHOS VERY LIFE BLOOD DEPENDS ON MAJOR NAME SUPPORTERS AND CITY OFFICIALS TO COVER WITH IMMEDIATE,
(did i say)
IMEDIATE!IMMEDIATE!OMMEDIATE!
DENIALS OF EXTORTION AND COLUSION BECAUSE OF CLOSE AFFILLIATIONS WITH LAND DEVELOPERS WHO SELL SELL SELL THE TICKETS FROM LOTTO MACHINES IN THEIR STORES ON THE CORNER AND INSIDE THE
beautiful goegeous spacious condominiums and large flowing suburban domesticates who pay
INEXORBITANT LOW(ering)
amounts of tax shelters and are followed up by neighborhood groups of real-enetworks all over this great country we call planet EARTH?
Phew... that sure felt good to scream like that.
well, no need to make this personal by sharing stories or names of idea people like
ME!ME!ME!ME!ME!
who like to pretend that we all have never been caught telling little
FIBS!!!!!
(remeber that word you little fibber?)
So, this is what I propose...
Since I don't gamble with the lotto tickets and we know that some of "The Ticket" has memorable moments shared by other thematic samples and symphonies already standing at attention and ready to wave a patriotic flag by the likes of heros and veterans and
PRESIDENTS LIKE GEORGE W. BUSH
who would love to throw in there support for their
BIG DONATIO DOLLARS AND LARGE LOBBIEST FRIENDS WITH LOTS OF ADVERTISING BUDGETS
do you think that this little unknown meager talented idean dan could get some help with some of the big car sales programs that car manufacturers and enviornmentalists have to compromise on so that America and Europe and Asia and Australia and The Former Republic of the Soviet Union and That Cavernous Region Known to By the SUPER SECRET MILITARY INSTALATION AND GUANTANAMO BAY SUPPORTERS know we need
(or knot)
to buy into
(or Knot)
and advertisie
(or not)
So that stars who have already played
The Super Bowl
Like AEROSMITH
and well from here i'd like to thank the Academy of THE STRANGER .Com sloggers world wide to invite the rest of the Movie list posted today and currently being scouted by
HOT HOT HOT HOLLYWOOD TALENT AGENTS HELL_BENT ON SATISFYING THE MONEY LINES OF
little known " callers on
'your rising stars' list...
Friends like mine,
Ben Clark of The Lashes...
who i once heard
Gossip(ed)
about because you have to be SHAMELESS in self promotion and proving to
DEAR HOLLYWOOD that our
FRIENDS IN LOW PLACES actually know where their
BIG NAMED STARS RECEIVING LINES CAME FROM WITH THEIR AUTOGRAPHS AND FANS WAITING FOR DAYS IN LINE FROM ...
DO I STILL HAVE TO RANT BEN OR CAN I GET A THANK YOU YOU
F****ING&%GNIO&*C&*OT&I^&*OD&YYP*(!!!!!:}
That was for my friend Nate the Mooter who once told me he was SO HIGH.... i now think he was a spy for JAMES BLUNT....
I didn't say Nates hands were gay... just some of his friends ex-girl friends....
And speaking of starting an all out war of the worlds for fundraising and thanks....
WHER"S THE G**(iu0t0134781375891751PUV&*O^YYB*&(P& weed
in this town????
Let's call on OASIS and NOEL GALLAHGER to remind me how to insult the name speelleres who can't keep phonetics in line with international graces who would prefer not to get into a
"DRUNKEN PUNCH UP AT A WEDDING "in till" notified.
Any way as local nice guy Dave Matthews sais once ...
Let's SUCK IT UP!!!
Thanks and can I get a little help for my friends...
(thank you very much.)
What #7 said. Ditto.
Wow. Someone needs to lay off the Meth....
Oh my God. Ever since 5pm, I've been feeling strange.
I saw a cop on the way home, and I was.....aroused. Why do they have to wear their trousers so tight?
My wife greeted me at the door, but it was like both of us were trying too hard. Truth be told, she sort of disgusted me, with her boobs and hairdo. She told me that she was taking up golf, and was hoping to go pro.
The kids have suddenly become delinquent. Sure, they're only 3 & 5, but I think they're on drugs.
I've always taken comfort in music, but all I want to listen to right now is "Judy at Carnegie Hall"
I don't know what's wrong with me. It's like the entire foundation of western civilization has changed.
Someone get me a bromide. And put some gin in it.
There's a whole lotta crazy on this thread.
Oh, give it a rest, they grow gays and all that in orange groves all over Cali, @3.
Heck, the closing night film had something like seven gays...
FROM MSNBC:
Dozens of couples gathered outside the clerks offices in Alameda, Sonoma and Yolo counties, where hours were extended to accommodate gay couples who wanted to be among the first to marry.
Derek Norman, 23 and Robert Blaudow, 39, from Memphis, were in the Bay Area for a conference and decided to get married at the Alameda County clerk's office.
"We might wait a long time in Tennessee, so this is our chance," Blaudow said.
______________________________________
Discuss.
No one under 35 should be allowed to marry.
Congratulations to all the happy couples! May you have long life and good precedential value always.
@7 shows why dkb makes WiS look good ...
(OMG i just referred to myself in the third person ... maybe I need to work at the Stranger?)
I feel a total collapse of all str8 marriages, there did you feel that?
Yeah, the rents just called and after 22 years together they threw in the towel cause it just doesn't mean anything now.
This is a slippery slope, whats next? Gay NFL players? Gay Entertainment Television? A GAY PRESIDENT!?!?!
My god, all our sacred institutions are being invaded and degraded!!!
Hey. Congratulations, gays.
With the eradication of the terms husband and wife, marriage literally will never look the same again. Even with interracial marriage there was still a bride and a groom -- but no more. The wedding march will have to adapt:
Here comes Party A
All dressed in grey
Here comes Party A
With Party B by
His/Her side.
Will young women still buy Modern Party A magazine? What will Brides magazine be renamed? Party As? Parties A?
Meanwhile, CNN's front page has an online poll showing a majority of America thinks same-sex marriages should be legal in all 50 states.
Guess nobody like Guam or D.C. ...
What about getting rid of Washington's DoMA law on a voter's initiative, how anyone run the numbers lately? Surely at some point the influx into the Seattle area has got to give us the edge over eastern WA.
Yay for Phyllis and Del. 55 years together is amazing for any couple. Congratulations!
Well, it looks like my wedding ring is still here. I guess this marriage equality thing wasn't the end for us married heteros, nor the end of civilization.
Somebody call Pastor Hutch and wish him a happy Tuesday, won't you? I'd do it, but I'm too busy fiddling with my ring and enjoying the feeling that my marriage has been strengthened, not diminished, by this wonderful act of justice in California.
That's awesome for California.
And then there's Washington state, where we're getting one right at a time every 3 years. Way to go, guys! Way to go. In about 20 years we should have CLOSE to full marriage equality (and that's a big maybe) and will probably still be calling it domestic partnership.
Oh yeah, California Dad @ #10... thanks for the giggle.
*throws confetti*
oh yeah, those are the octogenarians i was talking about.....
I own several apartment complexes. I don't allow gay or lezbian couples to rent any of my apartments. I't just not natural. I don't allow carnal cohabitation by members of the opposite sex either. God rules at my place. If you are not holy, you dont get in and if you become unholy after you rent....you have to leave.
End of story.
I own several apartment complexes. I don't allow gay or lezbian couples to rent any of my apartments. I't just not natural. I don't allow carnal cohabitation by members of the opposite sex either. God rules at my place. If you are not holy, you dont get in and if you become unholy after you rent....you have to leave.
End of story.
I agree, Don. I like to mess with gays and lezbians. When the time comes that all the courts try to make us normal people accept this unnatural union and when we have our rights violated just because we think or say certain things, then it's time to take out the and anyone else that a violates our rights. I'm just not sure where I would want to take a judge out to......dinner and a movie????
It is the right of the people to alter or abolish any government that does not address the greavances of the people...we alter through the ballot box, we abolish through armed resistance and revolution.
a few of my words were missing......
......when we have our rights violated just because we think or say certain things, then it's time to take out the judges and anyone else that a violates our rights.
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