Retail Fuck You, Pompeii Me
posted by June 10 at 10:56 AMon
So, what do you exfoliate with? Apricot pits? Sea salt? That’s cool.
Oh, me? I exfoliate with volcanic fucking ash.
Thank you, M.A.C. Cosmetics, for providing me with (please read the following in Cookie Monster voice) theee most brutal exfoliating product of all tiiiiime (end Cookie Monster voice). And when I say brutal, I mean that only in the death metal sense of the word. This stuff is surprisingly gentle on the skin, especially when you consider its origins in the fiery molten depths of the Earth. Also, I heard it was made by Orcs.