obama hot for my momma?
I'll tell you what I'd do...an enormous whozeewhatsit!!!
I'm not a big Obama fan, but was this needed?
Also, he has nice, if big, teeth.
this column alone created obamania at the caucuses.
Ah that fake smile sure conned a lot of people. Come November not that many would be fooled.
We need more black MILFs.
I would totally do Obama, but before he did my mamma!
Thank you for reminding me of 3rd grade.
POE! We thought maybe you were in the trunk of a car somewhere.
@6:
I guess you've never been to my former high school.
Christopher, the word around Capitol Hill is that Josh Feit quit because he couldn't get a promotion. Now Chris, you know something about that, right.
Dan rights about his kid, his plane rides, his licked door knobs, his rides in limos, etc etc. So how can we get the story?
You celebrity has left the stage. Full disclosure, please!
.....Unless Josh was a dickhead and you just wanted him gone.
@5, I'll be gracious in victory if you can be fucking gracious in defeat. For Chrissake.
As for Josh: he was fired because his pet pit bull got caught banging Dan's poodle. There, @11. Happy?
Nice. Proud of yourselves? Don't fret: there's more racial stereotypes to be mined between now and November.
this is sexist
#14:
Of course it is.
Pro-woman fascist.
(I KID! I KID! as if I can't take a skewering)
The best candidate, like the cream on milk, came to the top. It's up to US to figure that one out.
Although I'm still torn between McCain (republican/leftist) and Obama (democrat/rightist) and I lean towards Obama, although I don't like him.
Still better than McCain.
"McCain (republican/leftist) and Obama (democrat/rightist)"
Were you dropped on your head as a child?
What next?
"Scrapin' The Bong With Charlie Chong"?
"I'll Have The Frittata By Nick Licata"?
"My Secret Crush On Johnny Rotten By Jean Godden"?
Y'all never did get enough milage out of that riff, IMHO.
Were you dropped on your head as a child?
Nope. You, though, apparently were. Who do you back, and who do villify?
McCain leans left to attract the dems. Obama leans right to attract the Republs
What kind of idiot does that take to figure out?
Yeah, McCain is super, super, super leftie.
He's going to double the tax cuts and double the deficit. And he's just hired the guy as his chief aide who believes that there are NO restraints on Presidential power -- "near-dictatorial powers" are the words he used. McCain and his staff vigorously support torture and the obliteration of civil rights. Super, super lefty there, I can see where you're getting that.
Were you dropped on your head as a child?
Nope. You, though, apparently were. Who do you back, and who do villify?
McCain leans left to attract the dems. Obama leans right to attract the Republcans.
What kind of idiot does that take to figure out?
I'm sorry, I do apologize, some part of the original reply got cut out and I don't have the patience to reconstruct it...but if you want to argue, I will. If not, let's let Obama be the candidate and move on.
Honestly, I'm as tired of campaign bullshit as the rest of you.
Really.
I'm alive, and wondering why nobody on the face of the earth is seeding Chausson. I'm pissed. Watch out.
I'm an Obama supporter and I still think this is friggin' hilarious.
So is this:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=2Xb3bDwE9jQ&feature=related
http://youtube.com/watch?v=XIRaFfMGNSc
And this, too, come to that.
Hey Wolf, do T's ashes lean left or right?
Can you smell what Barack is cookin'?
That shit is still hilarious.
You have two choices for president:
The first one has one of the longest lines of political experience in history. He is exceedingly popular in congress. He also volunteered to defend the our country in the US Navy.
The second one has no real political experience outside of Illinois. He is tall and lanky with big ears. He even lost a few of his first attempts at gaining political office. He is an excellent speechwriter and orator. He is a good attorney and has a successful law practice.
So which one would you choose?
This is a trick question because both were already Presidents of the United States. The first one is the 15th President of the United States, James Buchannan. He is the President who mired us in the Civil War by declaring the action illegal but doing nothing when the south decided to seceed from the Union. He is largely considered by historians as being the worst President in American history.
He was followed by the other man who became the 16th President of the United States: This man is credited with the end of slavery, the end of the Civil War, and unification of the nation. He became president at a dark time when our country was deeply divided over very polarizing issues. He had no experience in Washington prior to his Presidency. He is widely considered by historians as one of the best Presidents in American History. His name was Abraham Lincoln.
Sound familiar?
@19 - Fnarf, once more you show you haven't been paying attention.
McCain is going to - by his own figures - TRIPLE the deficit, not double it.
Sheesh.
We still have "Cocaine is great!" up on our fridge. Jesus it's like 7 years old now. Anyway, we have to take it down when our parents visit. We don't even do coke anymore...
look at how witty you were, all the way back in 2006. we're so proud of you that we could puke.
(another pointless HEY-LOOK-AT-ME posting. well, you got me--i responded. now kindly shut up about your hurt feelings or fuck off to somebody who cares...)
@24:
I asked. You, apparently, don't rate an answer.
I still prefer the old Stranger article "That's Your Mama by the Dalai Lama".
This was/is more than stoopid.
Josh Feit wasn't fired -- not that my saying so will satisfy the nuts. He wanted a break, a change, and so he left the paper. He wasn't pushed.
Awesome. I had never heard the Gorillas in the Mist joke, but I will now be propagating it around the globe.
@34 - so you broke him and took all his change?
harsh, Dan, harsh.
(where did i put the Irony key ...)
I just realized I've fulfilled my lifelong dream of having my very own Personal Internet Stalker.
Unfortunately, he obviously comes from the Special Ed class. My normal luck.
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