Slog - Comments on First Lady

Comment by Bud Dickman

Bud Dickman — Thu, 19 Jun 2008 11:24:13 -0800

I'd hit it. Hard.

Comment by Bud Dickman

Bud Dickman — Thu, 19 Jun 2008 11:25:15 -0800

I'd hit it. Hard.

Comment by Balt-O-Matt

Balt-O-Matt — Thu, 19 Jun 2008 11:26:42 -0800

She's totally inspired me to grow my hair long. I WANT that flip, dammit!

Comment by arduous

arduous — Thu, 19 Jun 2008 11:26:49 -0800

I want that skirt.

Comment by Mr. Poe

Mr. Poe — Thu, 19 Jun 2008 11:31:56 -0800

Solid black DVN skirt? How old is it?

Comment by jean genie

jean genie — Thu, 19 Jun 2008 11:35:06 -0800

Dear Lord,
Please make this woman the First Lady of the United States of America.
I promise I will be good for the rest of my life.

Comment by Carollani

Carollani — Thu, 19 Jun 2008 11:35:16 -0800

Bangin'

Comment by Non

Non — Thu, 19 Jun 2008 11:36:30 -0800

Uh why the hell does It's Mark Mitchell have Slog access??

Comment by Non

Non — Thu, 19 Jun 2008 11:37:49 -0800

Never mind, iScrolled

Comment by reverend dr dj riz

reverend dr dj riz — Thu, 19 Jun 2008 11:38:51 -0800

because mark can do whatever he wants and you can't.
neener neener neener

Comment by Will in Seattle

Will in Seattle — Thu, 19 Jun 2008 11:39:03 -0800

Why not?

Comment by kerri harrop

kerri harrop — Thu, 19 Jun 2008 11:42:23 -0800

What Riz said. ALWAYS.

Comment by max solomon

max solomon — Thu, 19 Jun 2008 11:42:43 -0800

@1, 2:

you'd have a tough time REACHING it unless you're 6'-2". she's 5'-11" & lots of legs.

i have a tough time reaching 5'-10", and i'm 6' even. yet i do manage to hit that, and hard...

Comment by SDizzle

SDizzle — Thu, 19 Jun 2008 11:43:43 -0800

Is it just me or does she look like she's concentrating really hard on squeezing someone's ass...?

Comment by rob

rob — Thu, 19 Jun 2008 11:45:32 -0800

Now watch for some idiot chain e-mail to start up claiming she flashes gang signs.

Comment by Will in Seattle

Will in Seattle — Thu, 19 Jun 2008 11:46:23 -0800

Umm. Just thinking about those legs makes me all hot and bothered. Thank god I'm 5'11" ...

Comment by David Wright

David Wright — Thu, 19 Jun 2008 11:51:04 -0800

Is Dries Van Noten someone who makes some kind of clothes? Probably expensive ones, given the pretentious name?

Is Mark Mitchell some guy whose life revolves around the fashion industry? And we get to read about his obsession for the next month?

Okay, I now have another slog poster to ignore besides Charles.

Comment by Kevbar

Kevbar — Thu, 19 Jun 2008 11:53:01 -0800

@13: we're all the same height, lying down.

Comment by Jessica

Jessica — Thu, 19 Jun 2008 11:53:35 -0800

America DESERVES a First Lady like Michelle Obama. In both the "makes us proud" and "too classy for most jackasses" ways.

Comment by Mr. Poe

Mr. Poe — Thu, 19 Jun 2008 11:53:50 -0800

Mr. Wright buys his pants at Cosco.

Comment by You_Gotta_Be_Kidding_Me

You_Gotta_Be_Kidding_Me — Thu, 19 Jun 2008 11:54:53 -0800

She looks angry. (She scares me...) Is she flashing a gang sign?

Comment by Non

Non — Thu, 19 Jun 2008 11:55:01 -0800

COMMENT DELETED: Off-Topic

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Comment by henry o henry

henry o henry — Thu, 19 Jun 2008 11:58:02 -0800

just checked out this dries van notten fashion site. those clothes are oooogly!

Comment by kevbar

kevbar — Thu, 19 Jun 2008 11:58:33 -0800

I take it back; I'm a bit taller when I'm lying on my back...

Comment by You_Gotta_Be_Kidding_Me

You_Gotta_Be_Kidding_Me — Thu, 19 Jun 2008 12:00:08 -0800

And there's rock bottom!

Give @22 a dollar.

The bar is set, can anyone else wiggle through beneath it?

Comment by Mike in MO

Mike in MO — Thu, 19 Jun 2008 12:00:49 -0800

@ 6: Who is this "Lord" you speak of?

Comment by gnossos

gnossos — Thu, 19 Jun 2008 12:00:52 -0800

Fuck you Non.

Comment by henry o henry

henry o henry — Thu, 19 Jun 2008 12:01:08 -0800

...and comparable skirts to m. obama's are about $700. great. she may be book smart, but when it comes to winning over the little man who can barely afford gas she LOSES!

Comment by umvue

umvue — Thu, 19 Jun 2008 12:02:32 -0800

Oy.

Comment by Mr. Poe

Mr. Poe — Thu, 19 Jun 2008 12:02:33 -0800

I just realized Cosco is Costco. Huh. That only took a couple of years and a google search. People need to work on their enunciation. This is in no way my fault.

Comment by genevieve

genevieve — Thu, 19 Jun 2008 12:05:41 -0800

@28...You think Cindy McCain is gonna wear skirts that cost less than that?

I think Michelle Obama is hot.

Comment by Will in Seattle

Will in Seattle — Thu, 19 Jun 2008 12:07:26 -0800

Maybe if you paid up your membership, Mr. Poe ...

Comment by laterite

laterite — Thu, 19 Jun 2008 12:10:22 -0800

LOL @Poe. At least it's better than buying pants at Osco.

Comment by Lola

Lola — Thu, 19 Jun 2008 12:15:43 -0800

I usually despair of my flip, but now I want an even bigger flip.

She's hot.

Comment by drew

drew — Thu, 19 Jun 2008 12:17:06 -0800

Hawt damn. Love me some nice looking smart ladies w/ dark hair.

Comment by max solomon

max solomon — Thu, 19 Jun 2008 12:21:03 -0800

@18: "hitting it", if i understand my hip hop slang correctly, means to penetrate from behind. that usually occurs on one's knees, in the style of a doggy. this is where contrasting leg lengths can cause difficulties.

Comment by Spartacus

Spartacus — Thu, 19 Jun 2008 12:24:07 -0800

Non @22
i have aids. so what, WHAT !..
yeah.. that's what i thought..

Comment by 2livetool

2livetool — Thu, 19 Jun 2008 12:46:54 -0800

That's some angry looking baby mama dere

Comment by Cato the Younger Younger

Cato the Younger Younger — Thu, 19 Jun 2008 12:47:23 -0800

She is bitching about whitey in that picture...

Comment by Jubilation T. Cornball

Jubilation T. Cornball — Thu, 19 Jun 2008 12:56:22 -0800

@17 -- You're a moron -- it's a very common naming device in the Low Countries, and Germany, to add "von" or "van" to a name. It tended to begin as part of an aristocratic tradition (though not always...Rembrandt van Rijn springs to mind, and his father was a miller, albeit successful), but is today a very typical construct. You'll find van's and von's in both palaces and housing projects.

And yippee for meta -- I'm wearing a Dries Van Noten shirt as I type this!

Comment by Will in Seattle

Will in Seattle — Thu, 19 Jun 2008 13:00:05 -0800

@36 - true, but it depends on a number of factors. Basic leg length, relative shoe height, angle.

Me, I have nothing against steps. God's gift to a good time.

Comment by Fnarf

Fnarf — Thu, 19 Jun 2008 13:07:10 -0800

Jesus God, I love me some Mark Mitchell, and some Michelle Obama too, but whywhyWHYwhy why does it have to start Will in Seattle talking about his sex life? Gahh?

Comment by Kevbar

Kevbar — Thu, 19 Jun 2008 13:14:12 -0800

@Max: Ah. Not up on my HipHoppery--thought it was a more generalized penetrative term.

Given how, um, confident she looks in the photo, maybe she'd hit this.

Comment by Fnarf

Fnarf — Thu, 19 Jun 2008 13:25:57 -0800

You're going to want a pillow for those knees anyways. Come on, people, show some ingenuity!

Comment by Spoogie

Spoogie — Thu, 19 Jun 2008 13:32:40 -0800

I'm grabbing a bag of popcorn to sit back and watch the rest of the saga unfold this afternoon. Heavyweight bout with Fnarf vs. Will in Seattle! (My money's on Fnarf.) And Mr. Poe tag-teaming occasionally to drop a rabbit punch to whoever's jaw deserves it most! THAT'S entertainment. Oh, and welcome IMM as guest slogger.

Comment by Non

Non — Thu, 19 Jun 2008 15:23:08 -0800

OK so saying that Mark Mitchell has AIDS got my comment deleted.

I know this because he himself said it comments.

But, you know, whatever.

Comment by Fnarf

Fnarf — Thu, 19 Jun 2008 15:33:52 -0800

As biography, it's interesting. As an insult, it's beneath things that are beneath contempt. See the difference?

Comment by It's Mark Mitchell

It's Mark Mitchell — Thu, 19 Jun 2008 15:54:29 -0800

Non -- I agree with you. I would have preferred that your comment stayed up, but it was taken down before I knew about it.

Comment by reverend dr dj riz

reverend dr dj riz — Thu, 19 Jun 2008 15:58:36 -0800

46 ..no what prolly got your shit deleted was you asying that we should ignore him BECAUSE he has aids. so that would be relevant to what, you ignorant asshole ?

Comment by elswinger

elswinger — Thu, 19 Jun 2008 16:08:14 -0800

Where's a comment by ECB. It shows how much of an Obama hater she is not to take to task the misogyny in this thread. Yes she is attractive, but she is incredibly smart and will be the best first lady we've had since Eleanor Roosevelt.

Comment by wench

wench — Thu, 19 Jun 2008 16:40:37 -0800

That's a sweet skirt.

And frankly, I don't want presidential candidates or their wives dressing-down in the latest K-Mart fashions to show how close they are to the people, because I find that insulting. They can afford it, they should wear something they look good in.

Comment by Judith

Judith — Thu, 19 Jun 2008 16:55:38 -0800

i really want to read what non@22 said. from the looks of the other comments, it was something incendiary and entertaining!

Comment by gnossos

gnossos — Fri, 20 Jun 2008 00:56:47 -0800

@52: The esteemed rev dr dj riz tells you what you need to know. Incendiary? Yes. Entertaining? No.

Fnarf makes the crucial distinction.