Homo Finley = No Pride!
posted by June 4 at 15:31 PMon
According to Seattlepride.org, the always delightful Peggy Platt, Sylvia O’Stayformore and some straw-haired milquetoast-ish looking news anchor from NWCN called Erik will be sharing the announcer’s seat at Seattle’s Pride Parade this year, and one Miss Mark Finley, Seattle’s dizzy gay Aunt Clara and the long-time embarrassment of all things gay and pride-ish, is conspicuously out, out, OUT! And not in the proud way.
There was no comment from Seattle Pride on this year’s notable exclusion of Finley because I didn’t ask for one, but one thing is for damn sure: There is doubtless to be a conspicuous absence of incomprehensible slurring, dizzy confusion, or vulgar reaches at humor that end in tragedy (like rummaging through one’s purse for one’s cocktail—-protease inhibiting or otherwise—-on live television for instance, or claiming that all gay people refer to members of our naval forces as “mattresses”) at this year’s event—-at least as far as the official announcers go.
Quake with relief, ye lucky ‘mos. This year, pride may actually be achieved!
(Thanks AKH for the tip!)