Slog - Comments on Davy Jones's Foot Locker http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/06/davy_joness_foot_locker Remember that sixth human foot that washed ashore in Canada last week? It wasn't human. From the Independent: "Human" remains found at the mouth of the Campbell River on Vancouver Island actually consisted of an animal paw mixed with seaweed, stuffed into a sock and inserted into an old adidas trainer. The only thing more fucked up than people finding human feet on the beach? Other people planting fake human feet on the beach. To recapitulate: The other five feet are real. Four are from men, four are from right feet. Nobody knows where they're coming from. A serial killer?... Copyright 2008 Tue, 24 Jun 2008 13:03:48 -0800 Tue, 24 Jun 2008 16:49:00 -0800 http://www.movabletype.org/?v=3.34 http://blogs.law.harvard.edu/tech/rss Comment by Non We get it. Feet washed up. We get it.

Though I'd rather have a fifth feet post than a theater post any day.

]]> Non http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/06/davy_joness_foot_locker#c1058460 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/06/davy_joness_foot_locker#c1058460 ??!! Tue, 24 Jun 2008 13:09:14 -0800 Comment by Jose Old news, this has been published everywhere since last week.

]]> Jose http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/06/davy_joness_foot_locker#c1058463 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/06/davy_joness_foot_locker#c1058463 ??!! Tue, 24 Jun 2008 13:11:14 -0800 Comment by Will in Seattle Jose is right.

Or he was a few days ago.

]]> Will in Seattle http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/06/davy_joness_foot_locker#c1058473 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/06/davy_joness_foot_locker#c1058473 ??!! Tue, 24 Jun 2008 13:24:22 -0800 Comment by yuiop In the plane crash theory, the four missing guys would all have had at least one foot severed on impact. It's surprising that anyone believed that.

]]> yuiop http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/06/davy_joness_foot_locker#c1058496 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/06/davy_joness_foot_locker#c1058496 ??!! Tue, 24 Jun 2008 13:38:00 -0800 Comment by UNPAID BLOGGER This shit is straight out of Dexter

]]> UNPAID BLOGGER http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/06/davy_joness_foot_locker#c1058506 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/06/davy_joness_foot_locker#c1058506 ??!! Tue, 24 Jun 2008 13:44:21 -0800 Comment by Non @3 NON is right too!! That's why we're all here, right? To be right?

]]> Non http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/06/davy_joness_foot_locker#c1058510 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/06/davy_joness_foot_locker#c1058510 ??!! Tue, 24 Jun 2008 13:45:45 -0800 Comment by keshmeshi @4,

And what are the odds that only their right feet would be found?

]]> keshmeshi http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/06/davy_joness_foot_locker#c1058513 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/06/davy_joness_foot_locker#c1058513 ??!! Tue, 24 Jun 2008 13:47:55 -0800 Comment by josh bomb a mystery is afoot!!!

]]> josh bomb http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/06/davy_joness_foot_locker#c1058515 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/06/davy_joness_foot_locker#c1058515 ??!! Tue, 24 Jun 2008 13:48:26 -0800 Comment by umvue "...DNA samples...did not match any of the genuine human remains." Brilliant.

]]> umvue http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/06/davy_joness_foot_locker#c1058517 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/06/davy_joness_foot_locker#c1058517 ??!! Tue, 24 Jun 2008 13:48:55 -0800 Comment by catnextdoor It's so much like Dexter its scary.

]]> catnextdoor http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/06/davy_joness_foot_locker#c1058521 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/06/davy_joness_foot_locker#c1058521 ??!! Tue, 24 Jun 2008 13:49:00 -0800 Comment by PopTart @4 Actually the theory of the plane crash isn't that the feet came off on impact but rather that's all that's left after decomposition and being turned into fish food because the sneakers protected the feet. So it was plausible.

The non-human story has been around but this is the first I heard that the DNA came back negative on the plane crash. Of course the plane crash wouldn't have explained the female foot...

]]> PopTart http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/06/davy_joness_foot_locker#c1058522 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/06/davy_joness_foot_locker#c1058522 ??!! Tue, 24 Jun 2008 13:49:34 -0800 Comment by michael strangeways I'm hoping this isn't some sort of promotion for the upcoming X-Files movie...

and...

Theatre posts ROCK!

]]> michael strangeways http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/06/davy_joness_foot_locker#c1058537 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/06/davy_joness_foot_locker#c1058537 ??!! Tue, 24 Jun 2008 13:57:17 -0800 Comment by Giffy Some kind of plane or boat accident is still a possibility. Ocean currents can carry things a long ways, and if it happened in the deep ocean the cold temperatures could preserve something for a while.

]]> Giffy http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/06/davy_joness_foot_locker#c1058568 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/06/davy_joness_foot_locker#c1058568 ??!! Tue, 24 Jun 2008 14:21:15 -0800 Comment by monkey How old were the shoes? They should be able to tell by the style, check with the companies, etc etc.

]]> monkey http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/06/davy_joness_foot_locker#c1058585 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/06/davy_joness_foot_locker#c1058585 ??!! Tue, 24 Jun 2008 14:41:11 -0800 Comment by max solomon teenage boys can be pretty funny.

]]> max solomon http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/06/davy_joness_foot_locker#c1058601 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/06/davy_joness_foot_locker#c1058601 ??!! Tue, 24 Jun 2008 14:56:40 -0800 Comment by Breklor I found a foot in a shoe
And so I ate the foot
Then I got really sick from
CANNIBAL FOOD POISONING!

]]> Breklor http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/06/davy_joness_foot_locker#c1058734 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/06/davy_joness_foot_locker#c1058734 ??!! Tue, 24 Jun 2008 16:49:00 -0800