Also, Josh Brown formerly of the Seahawks, now of the awww, who the fuck cares I'm still in mourning he's gone.

I don't see how Bruce Willis meets your criteria, unless you lust after the current incarnation. He's been a sex symbol since his Moonlighting days.

Old Jane Goodall: My crush of shame.

Fred Willard, now...that one I feel shame about. Dirty, sexy shame.

also, Jimmy Kimmel. I want to top him. I bet he'd be all soft and squishy

@3 Dana needs more than a donkey punch, maybe follow that up with a Falcon punch!!

This contest doesn't make any sense, as everyone chose someone who has served as romantic leads in films (aside from the truly annoying Jesse Jones, well done) so try again, people!

I'm going with Barney Frank.

mmm... gay bear assassin. yum.

Erica C. Barnett. Yum.

but im not ashamed to be totally gay for david paterson.

And I totally have a crush on Tom Colicchio from Top Chef--but apparently last fall he was nominated for one of People's Sexiest Men Alive spots.

Oh, and totally Gene Hackman of now.

she's attractive, i know - but repugnant at the same time.

What?

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Oh, and I'd totally shamelessly do that bear model guy in the other day's SLOG post.

These shameless crushes - they're akin to what I like to call a "moped." The definition is "fun to ride, but you wouldn't want your friends to catch you on one."

But to give you someone you all have heard of...James Carville. I don't have a clue why. He's way old, he talks funny (though I notice that less since I've lived in Louisiana for six years), and he's annoying. Plus, I know some of his family in Lousiana, which should make him less attractive. But there is something about him...

Okay, if I were a lesbo, Sandra Bernhard.

As a little kid I had a GIANT crush on Charlie Chaplin and harpo marx (shiver) .....Kinda still do....

.....First Lady Laura Bush.

I sometimes fantasize about Laura and Condoleezza in the Lincoln bedroom.

God help me.

Mmkay.

I don't have many "shame crushes". Most people think I should be ashamed of the majority of dudes I'd blow. If I had to seriously answer the question, it'd be George W. Bush.

Harvey Keitel. Back in The Piano and up to today. I'd be totally ashamed. But I'd totally do it.

Imagine my heartbreak when she came out.

A friend of mine once confessed to having the hots for Shane MacGowan. Now THAT one is shameful.

A younger George W. Bush is, though.
he's actually pretty attractive on the outside

Also, Rob Zombie... grrrr

Gandolfini is hot. Goldblum is hot AND hung.
Barbara Feldon is smokin'.

They'd have to lose about a hundred lbs a piece but fat comedians Drew Carey and Kevin James have something about them...

Meanwhile, I was talking to my mom, who rattled off this list: Judd Hirsch, Dennis Franz, the guy who played Pontius Pilate in 'Jesus Christ Superstar' and Fred Thompson. My ears withered and died. Especially when she said that GW is on her laminated list.

Meanwhile, I was talking to my mom, who rattled off this list: Judd Hirsch, Dennis Franz, the guy who played Pontius Pilate in 'Jesus Christ Superstar' and Fred Thompson. My ears withered and died. Especially when she said that GW is on her laminated list.

I assume Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert are outside of the boundaries of shame, but. . . basically, nerdy people do it for me. And I like it when they do it with me.

Oh. . . how about Patrick Stewart ("Jean Luc PIcard")? Is he shameworthy? Every time he says, "Earl Grey, hot" it sends a shiver down my spine. Hot, indeed.

Yep, the asshole who sings the "we'll put a boot in your ass, it's the American way" song.

Now THAT'S a shame crush.

All those men are QUITE hot, esp Patrick Stewart. If you haven't seen it, rent or buy I, Claudius to check out a nearly nude Jean-Luc Picard circa 1976.

But: Steve Coogan
makes
me
hawny

Another odd one for me is Patrick Steward (Captain Picard). I'm usually attracted to younger twinky guys, but he always gets me going. It's the voice, I think.

Oh, and yes, Harvey Keitel. Totally. Again, way against type for me.

Oh! And probably the most embarrassing: Carrot Top.

(All of you voting for Jeff Goldblum should be disqualified. That is NOT a shameful crush.)

I saw Sunny Kobi Cook at the Northgate Silver Platters some years ago. Nice, little heinie for someone her age...

I'm not ashamed to take the easy jokes.

What can I say - I dig truthiness... and top hats.

And weird crazy is James Lipton.

Jeff Goldblum seems to be pretty standard... first thing I saw him in was Vibes with Cyndi Lauper and Julian Sands. He's hot now, but I'd argue he wasn't at the time.

Alan Rickman - not a looker, but his voice could drop me at a hundred yards. First thing I saw him in was Closetland, in which he was thoroughly horrifying and vile and yet devastatingly sexy at the same time.

Burn Gorman from Torchwood. Odd face, but great actor.

Oh, and I'll have to second Judi Dench. Wow. The outtake from Chocolat where she's flirting with Johnny Depp is just swoonworthy.

(A) Powerful women do it for me, and (B) in my fantasy universe my penis is powerful enough to cure them of their Republicanism.

Also: Old Yoko Ono.

I shudder with lust and shame every time I think about that dream.

Oh hell yes.

Sandra Bernhard. I guess it's the smarts. 'cuz it sure ain't the face.

Katherine Heigl smoking is like Charlize Theron smoking, or Natalie Portman: I'd grant a special exemption, for one weekend.

Dana Perino, I only feel slightly shameful about. She so purdy. I hate the way that she parrots lies, but I'd like to think that somehow, my love could cure her.

Young Jane Goodall? Oh yeah! And I'm such a fan of the great apes, well, sure, old Jane Goodall, too. Hey, I've seen pics of the rest of her family, she still looks good by comparison. (Think "Wallace & Gromit" humans.)

Allison Janney? Krikey, she's only slightly goofy looking, just a little quirky. Brains, sass, hips. No shame here.

When I was younger, Yoko Ono. I'm over it now.

Shame here: Jessica Rabbit

The greatest shame of all: Ann "Hatchet Face" Coulter

She's a bad person. I'm ashamed to admit that I'm attracted for reasons I can't quite grasp, but I am fully conscious that I am ashamed ... maybe... that I would not be gentle with her. Bad, bad person. Hurting America more than Tucker Carlson.

I totally want to do him every which way but loose and then kick the bastard out of bed for his horrible reactionary politics.

I bet he'd be an awesome bottom. Don'tcha think? ;)

And yes, bottom for Rush, and make him impersonate Ned Beatty, please. REEE!