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Sam Adams wins in every category.

Posted by Mr. Poe | June 9, 2008 1:30 PM

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Slog tipper Jenny Durkan wins.

Posted by David Schmader | June 9, 2008 1:35 PM

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Well, uh, high visibility is a plus...I guess.

Posted by DanFan | June 9, 2008 1:49 PM

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america is a really fucked up place.

Posted by max solomon | June 9, 2008 2:14 PM

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@Mr. Poe:

Don't forget that Sam Adams also wins in the faggotry category.

I'm also pretty sure that I read an interview with him where he talked about how he has a garden in the backyard where he grows produce and stuff.

Portland wins the mayor challenge... but then our only real challenger was that dude from Detroit who did all the sexy text messenging.

Posted by Graham | June 9, 2008 2:17 PM

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@5

I've already covered all of that. But it's good to keep pointing it out.

Posted by Mr. Poe | June 9, 2008 2:22 PM

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Gravitas and neon spandex cannot coexist.

Posted by inkweary | June 9, 2008 2:32 PM

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Sam Adams for President of the Northwest

Posted by Sir Learnsalot | June 9, 2008 2:35 PM

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What a tool. He looks like this guy (with the same proportions).

Posted by Mahtli69 | June 9, 2008 2:54 PM

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(1) A 61 year old man should never wear spandex. Ever.

(2) Nobody looks good in yellow.

That is all.

Posted by Reverse Polarity | June 9, 2008 3:08 PM

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I look great in yellow.

Posted by Fnarf | June 9, 2008 5:33 PM

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#10
Twit - a tight body at any age looks great in spandex - well hung is a bonus.

Light weight twit that you are - you would never have sex with someone 61, right?.

Posted by Adam | June 9, 2008 5:42 PM

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bumble bees?

gold finches?

carp

hep eyes?

Posted by John | June 9, 2008 5:45 PM

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Shut up, dicks. That outfit is hot, and we would all hit that.

Posted by Sara | June 10, 2008 3:02 AM

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