Sam Adams wins in every category.

Slog tipper Jenny Durkan wins.

Well, uh, high visibility is a plus...I guess.

america is a really fucked up place.

@Mr. Poe:

Don't forget that Sam Adams also wins in the faggotry category.

I'm also pretty sure that I read an interview with him where he talked about how he has a garden in the backyard where he grows produce and stuff.

Portland wins the mayor challenge... but then our only real challenger was that dude from Detroit who did all the sexy text messenging.

@5

I've already covered all of that. But it's good to keep pointing it out.

Gravitas and neon spandex cannot coexist.

Sam Adams for President of the Northwest

What a tool. He looks like this guy (with the same proportions).

(1) A 61 year old man should never wear spandex. Ever.

(2) Nobody looks good in yellow.

That is all.

I look great in yellow.

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Twit - a tight body at any age looks great in spandex - well hung is a bonus.

Light weight twit that you are - you would never have sex with someone 61, right?.

bumble bees?

gold finches?

carp

hep eyes?

Shut up, dicks. That outfit is hot, and we would all hit that.