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Everyone knows our fearless Leader has always been aware of the Internets, ever since he himself manhandled the tubes to connect it for shipping wood from Texas to his birthplace of Panama.

It's subsequent use for pr0n was just a bonus.

One that fills the campaign coffers of the campaign every single day.

Posted by McSame/Boosh 08 | June 25, 2008 12:16 PM
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This gets real interesting when McCain starts saying how you have to have served in the military and you have to have visited Iraq so many times to know how to set policy. He's going to have to argue that for some things you must have hands-on experience, but for other things your advisers can tell you what's going on.

Posted by elenchos | June 25, 2008 12:16 PM
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the democrats should really run some attack ads on this one, how the fuck can you not know how to use a computer in this day and age and be a fucking SENATOR, let alone PRESIDENT?

Posted by high and bi | June 25, 2008 12:32 PM
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I don't want another president that doesn't know what the fucking internet is. But I guess when you're 97...

Posted by monkey | June 25, 2008 2:47 PM
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Al Gore invented Twitter.

Posted by DOUG. | June 25, 2008 3:04 PM
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McCain was all a twitter today when he read in his printed newspaper about people blogging 24/7 ...

"Pervs! You can't do that in public!" he shouted, raising his cane to chest height in his anger.

Posted by Will in Seattle | June 25, 2008 3:45 PM
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I always thought that Paul Bunyan and Babe the Blue Ox laid down the innernet tubes.

And I'm sure Paul Bunyan would never twitter!

Posted by NapoleonXIV | June 25, 2008 4:15 PM
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Oh, I liked that woman's analogy of explaining the internet to your grandmother. Spot on. Hahaha!

Posted by ams | June 26, 2008 7:14 AM
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Recently I realized that I too am aware the internets. I would like to share the worlds wide webs and internets with you, such as the youtubes, the palpay and the ebay, such as.
Learn how the giant spiders spun the world wide web. See how the net is strung together by nets and what have you at awareoftheinternet.com.

Posted by Jorge | June 27, 2008 8:01 PM

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