Slog - Comments on Confirmed: McCain Aware of Internet

Comment by McSame/Boosh 08

McSame/Boosh 08 — Wed, 25 Jun 2008 12:16:41 -0800

Everyone knows our fearless Leader has always been aware of the Internets, ever since he himself manhandled the tubes to connect it for shipping wood from Texas to his birthplace of Panama.

It's subsequent use for pr0n was just a bonus.

One that fills the campaign coffers of the campaign every single day.

Comment by elenchos

elenchos — Wed, 25 Jun 2008 12:16:54 -0800

This gets real interesting when McCain starts saying how you have to have served in the military and you have to have visited Iraq so many times to know how to set policy. He's going to have to argue that for some things you must have hands-on experience, but for other things your advisers can tell you what's going on.

Comment by high and bi

high and bi — Wed, 25 Jun 2008 12:32:13 -0800

the democrats should really run some attack ads on this one, how the fuck can you not know how to use a computer in this day and age and be a fucking SENATOR, let alone PRESIDENT?

Comment by monkey

monkey — Wed, 25 Jun 2008 14:47:48 -0800

I don't want another president that doesn't know what the fucking internet is. But I guess when you're 97...

Comment by DOUG.

DOUG. — Wed, 25 Jun 2008 15:04:40 -0800

Al Gore invented Twitter.

Comment by Will in Seattle

Will in Seattle — Wed, 25 Jun 2008 15:45:32 -0800

McCain was all a twitter today when he read in his printed newspaper about people blogging 24/7 ...

"Pervs! You can't do that in public!" he shouted, raising his cane to chest height in his anger.

Comment by NapoleonXIV

NapoleonXIV — Wed, 25 Jun 2008 16:15:47 -0800

I always thought that Paul Bunyan and Babe the Blue Ox laid down the innernet tubes.

And I'm sure Paul Bunyan would never twitter!

Comment by ams

ams — Thu, 26 Jun 2008 07:14:04 -0800

Oh, I liked that woman's analogy of explaining the internet to your grandmother. Spot on. Hahaha!

Comment by Jorge

Jorge — Fri, 27 Jun 2008 20:01:37 -0800

Recently I realized that I too am aware the internets. I would like to share the worlds wide webs and internets with you, such as the youtubes, the palpay and the ebay, such as.
Learn how the giant spiders spun the world wide web. See how the net is strung together by nets and what have you at awareoftheinternet.com.