Don't you guys do six impossible things before brunch too?

Look, it's a curse. I used to fight it, but just gave up trying.

I doubt this post was meant an invitation to post a zillion more times.

I never was that good at fastball, or bocce ball. I have played on softball teams, and soccer and volleyball teams. Not professionally, just the usual local fun teams.

Not a very good base runner or hitter, either, but when I connect I can usually get a base or two.

That's some good readin'....

Or he wore some devil horns once.

Dang, can't remember which.

I know! Let's just invade Iceland and call it even!

Then when I went to the all-43rd caucus a couple of months later, a Will who *has* to have been Will in Seattle was introduced. I looked around for my fellow delegate to show her that I did not resemble THAT Will in the slightest, but I could not find her anywhere. (To his credit, THAT Will helped get things back on track a couple of times.)

The world truly does revolve around THAT Will, folks. And if your name is Will, it's hard to escape his orbit. Even the gay thing barely works as a way to gain distance from him, since (as we now know) Will's brother is gay, and he himself doesn't exactly come across as George Clooney, if you know what I mean, but rather as a confused, less cuddly version of Paul Constant.

It happens.

http://www.truveo.com/SNL-Penelope/id/3313513768

Does anyone else find it hilarious that Will in Seattle posted 5 times on this thread? I'm assuming that means that I failed, once again, to piss someone off.

He's a bit...slow, you understand.

I liked meeting you in person, PopTart, and I think you're a nice lady, but your woe-is-me response when anyone mentions something about their lives not being pathetic makes me think that perhaps you could benefit from a therapist. I thought those comments were a joke until you mentioned actually
crying when you posted that a thread made you cry, and now when you make comments like this it makes me uncomfortable to read them. I worry that you're actually at home thinking you don't measure up just because Will is going to a movie that you could easily go to yourself.

Ah, to be able to attend Slog Happy...

What I wrote was a joke, I'm sorry if it came across to you as otherwise. Your post has taught me that I should leave the sarcasm and insults to others. If I decide to continue to post on Slog I'll be more careful of what I write.

PopTart - you seem way sensitive to everything.

Hey, Aislinn isn't just the image of a gal with a good heart, she is a gal with a good heart. Just ask her bf.

Ouch. But the great/tragic thing about Will in Seattle is that he'll just ignore or discount your post.

It's one thing for him to make up factoids about what kind of cars they sell in Europe, but when he spins half-true tales about local politics and events and the people involved, it becomes necessary to say something.

It's not that everything he says is a lie. It's just that if Will has told you what went down at some meeting of the 43rd D's or at Siff last night or whatever, it needs to be understood that virtually anything he said about it could be false, and now you're stuck trying to fact check every single thing he said.