??!! Black Helicopters!
posted by June 19 at 11:47 AMon
In a post titled “Preparations For the DNC ? Military Excersie (sic) Drills in Denver,” We Are Change Colorado, the Denver chapter of a nationwide 9/11 Truth group, has a video reporting on black helicopters that are flying over Denver.
It begins with an in-depth study of a 5-year-old child’s drawings of helicopters (“Wow, that’s frightening,” one of the Truthers says), continues with some Truth guys acting like they’re in the first half of some sort of paramilitary Blair Witch Project, uncovering the secrets of these helicopters, and goes on from there. Confusingly, a soldier throws a glow-stick wrapped in an American flag at the Truthers. They theorize about this glow-stick in their blog:
Now whether or not this glow stick meant we just got ‘fragged’ by a drill grenade, or if it was just a friendly gesture by our boys in the military is unknown, but coming with in feet of our position you can rest assured they are deadly accurate from that height.
The local news sources say that the black helicopters are part of an anti-terrorism test. Truthers theorize that…well…that they’re going to do something nasty at the Democratic National Convention. Of course, when the black helicopters don’t sweep in and abduct Barack Obama, the Truthers will find another reason for the helicopters. No doubt it’s all tied in to…9/11 (cue melodramatic music now)!
Way to be credible, guys.