they cant be any worse in concept or execution than chelada!

I didn't like them. Besides it is so easy to make margaritas I figure why bother? My lazy margarita recipe: Newman's own limeaide, tequila, triple sec, shake with ice, pour over more ice and add a float of grand marnier.

The question is not how they taste, but whether they sufficiently make high school students feel like adults.

They're awful.

They're awful.

Malt liquor gives me a hangover as I'm drinking it.

I'm sorry. For a second I thought this was a Chelsea post...

If they are like anything else made by Mike's, they taste like sugar.

Why would you want to know? If you were in the store and saw a big display saying "New! Hamburger Meat Made From Ground-Up Tires!" or "Try our new cookies made from congealed milk and pig hooves!" would you try it? If you want a margarita, have a margarita.

If they're any thing like a Tequiza, BEWARE!

Malt liquor drinks are fucking deadly man...you think they're light weight sissy drinks, and down a couple dozen of them, then BANG, you're sick as a dog...

I don't like beer at all, and I won't even drink these.

I will, however, drink flavored beer, which I enjoyed (somewhat embarrassedly but still often) in Germany and seems to be making its way over here, if TV commercials are to be believed.

Barf-garitas.

Hell, I'm happy as a clam with just a bottle of Everclear. Who needs to get fancy with all this shit?

Malt liquor is awful in all its forms.

Except for a creation of a friend of mine's called the PabstSmir (PBR and Smirnoff Ice), which sounds gross but is actually pretty good.

Mikes must STOP!!

I get the WORST hangover just LOOKING at those bottles. Barf.

@7: 'course not. A Chelsea post would have ended with "Are fucking they revolting or nummy?"

They're too sweet, like all of Mike's beverages. Since I started drinking real beer I can't stand these imitations.

#14, is that supposed to sound like pap smear? Because it does, and that pretty much rocks my socks off.

I'm beginning to understand Fnarf and food. And I'm beginning to respect it.

Oh, and now I'm laughing my ass off on #16.

Don't forget the triple sec.

@18 Yep. That's what it's supposed to sound like. We were trying to convince a bartender friend of ours to put it on his menu, and that's how we spelled it so it would be a little less obvious.

And really, isn't Mike's just Bartles & James for the New Millenium?

I can't get past this statement:

Suddenly, now that it really feels like summer

Summer means sun and warm weather, both of which are in meager supply right now.

As usual, I agree with Fnarf. You want a Margarita, have a Margarita. Go to The Saint and have an El Santo, or swing by EL Gallito for a surprisingly lethal (and good) pre-made number.

They're pretty shitty. They also make a big mix type thing that you're supposed to blend with ice. Equally, if not more, disgusting. As a highschooler, it didn't make me feel like an adult, it made me feel lame.

@18 - Yep, that's how it's supposed to sound. We were trying to convince friend who's a bartender to put it on his menu and that's how we spelled it to make it less, er, obvious.

The Screwdriver ones are vomit.

Anyone see those pre-mojitos? Jesus christ, absolutely awful. And for some reason they're coming from vodka companies. Wtf?

I've tried Mike's lemon drop and it didn't taste any different than Mike's hard lemonade. I would expect the margarita ones to taste like the wine cooler style margaritas. Taquiza was great, but Miller's Chill isn't so good. There's a new lime beer out now that I want to try, I think it's the Bud Light Lime.

"now that it really feels like summer"

what?

The Jose Cuervo pre-mixed margaritas are delicious--over ice with a fresh twist of lime.