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Saturday, June 28, 2008

Gas Prices: Another Silver Lining

posted by on June 28 at 6:17 PM

The NYT via Atrios:

For car-loving American teenagers, this is turning out to be the summer the cruising died…. [For] decades, cruising on Friday and Saturday nights has been a teenage rite of passage. It is a peculiarly American phenomenon—driving around in a big loop, listening to music, waving at one another and wasting gasoline.

“We’re not cruising around anymore, with gas costing $4.50 a gallon,” said Ewelina Smosna, a recent graduate of Taft High School in Chicago, as she hung out the other night at the Streets of Woodfield, an outdoor mall in Schaumburg. “We just park the car and walk around.”

According to police officers in towns like Elkhart, Ind.; Grand Haven, Mich.; and Mount Pleasant, S.C., traffic has dropped markedly on cruise nights.

People moving back into cities, greater demand (and political suport) for mass-transit, gas consumption way down, and American teenagers getting off their fat asses and walking around—what’s not to like about high gas prices?

Just Now at Cal Anderson Park

posted by on June 28 at 5:40 PM

This is Joey. He learned to slackline three years ago after watching a guy do it in the woods. More on slacklining here. Photos are by Kelly O.

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(Hey, Circus Contraption—you gotta put Joey in your next show.)

Letter to the Editor of the Day

posted by on June 28 at 5:30 PM

To Whomever: i can’t believe the ghastly ungodly agrandizmal gaydumb and overall blindness of bias with regards to devoting an entire F-ing issue to a bunch of queers and queens and their faggy little parade: BFD! This, particularly after so grossly overlooking the phenomenal, 20th anniversary even, of the Fremont Arts parade, and dismissing it as a bunch of naked bicyclists.

Fuck you guys.

The parade in Fremont is an eclectic artistic expression and is inclusive to all. (Pretty much the opposite of the Gay Pride parade.)

The folks who put on the parade, The Fremont Arts Council, are a class organization. And it might be nice to give them a little more press than a mere illustrated letter and ten words under ‘nothing happened today.’

You’all should crawl out of your own self absorbed rectums and check out what else is happening in town once in awhile. Fags marching in Seattle—yawn. I was so exhausted with all that I read last issue—overwrought with fagginess—I didn’t even have energy left to read Dan Savage. Larry Crist.

Gay Pride, in Photos, Part I

posted by on June 28 at 3:45 PM

From Friday night at the Wild Rose, the Wet T-Shirt Contest…

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More photos after the jump!

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So I Hear There’s Going to Be a Big Obama Contingent in the Gay Pride Parade Tomorrow…

posted by on June 28 at 2:15 PM

Here’s something, via Sullivan, to think about while you’re marching with your Sherpard Fairey knockoff or standing on 4th Ave cheering for the gay Obama paraders:

In other parts of the country, gays are criticizing Obama for failing to support gay marriage and for his failure to do more personally to stop the anti-gay-marriage amendment in California, a state that holds a lot of homosexuals who are currently writing checks to Obama (with some now feeling like cheap dates) and also a lot of anti-gay-marriage African Americans who could perhaps be persuaded by Obama to vote no on the amendment.

Remember, homos: Obama is not a proponent of gay marriage—which even Sullivan, chief Obamaphile of the rational right, calls a stance borne of cowardice. (Sullivan also twists the “cowardice” knife by pointing out that Obama’s own parents knew something about wanting to be married at a time when many states wouldn’t allow their kind of marriage.)

Now, personally, I’m not all riled up. I think the lesson that the gay community learned in 2000 and 2004 is that it’s actually in the gay community’s interest to give a candidate like Obama a bit of breathing room on this. Sure, it hurts a bit, but there’s a lot more at stake than just gay rights in a presidential election, and as the gays (borrowing from MLK) like to say these days: “The arc of the moral universe is long but it bends toward justice.”

If getting the universe to bend in a pro-gay direction in the long-term means being thrown under a Democratic presidential candidate’s bus in the short-term… Well, the pro-Obama marchers at tomorrow’s parade will essentially be offering to strike this bargain: Bring it on, throw us under, roll back and forth across us, whatever it takes to win. Because long-term, we recognize that a Democrat in the White House will be better for gay rights than a Republican.

And after the last eight years, what savvy gay rights proponent can argue with that logic?

Task, Act I

posted by on June 28 at 2:11 PM

Still underway at the Seattle Public Library right now is Oliver Herring’s Task. I just came from there.

First, what it is: Task is a work of art by Herring. Its entire purpose is to give other people a chance to be creative within a structure. Herring sets the structure, and then Task plays itself out.

It started this morning at 10, when a mix of art types and regular library patrons waited for the downtown library’s doors to open. By the time we got up to the main floor (the one level with Fifth Avenue), Task was already underway. The 35 volunteers of all ages chosen in advance by the artist had each received, randomly, one task to perform, written by the artist. (Other than that, the artist doesn’t participate. He walks around talking to people and filming and generally looking slightly stressed.)

The first task I witnessed was a man crawling on a path between the two main stages, then doing situps on it. I tried to guess what the task was that he’d been given, but quickly got distracted by another thing. After he was done, he discarded that task and wrote another one, then put it in a tin-foil-covered box. That’s what all 35 of them will do all day, until 5:30. Then, at 6, they’ll talk about it in an open Q&A.

After the tasks are performed, they are entered into a computer and appear on a screen near the stage, so you can see retrospectively what it was that you were just watching.

Here’s what I saw:
1. A young man in a plaid shirt vivisecting a plastic holstein cow with an exacto knife.
2. An older man wearing glasses on a chain, cutting a flower out of cardboard.
3. A dark-haired, busty young woman in an Obama T-shirt tied up in a chair. After several minutes of her sitting quietly, someone came over and freed her.
4. Three people standing on ladders and trying to sing “God Bless America.” An older woman in the audience stepped forward and mouthed the words because the singers didn’t really know them.
5. A thin and stylish older woman, holding a placard she’d made, announcing, “Refashion Nation parade starting! Please? Please?” No one responded, because the others were standing in a circle nearby and bouncing a beach ball.
6. A young woman declaring, “I am not disposable” while her legs were wrapped in toilet paper.
7. A scene from Oprah magazine performed. (Tips on how to talk about body image with family members.)
8. A sit-in protesting walking on the walkway.
9. Three women stretching in unison.
10. A young woman introducing herself to an older man and shaking his hand while saying, “Hi, my name is Tara. And now, you have to shake everyone’s hand in Task.” (The man then turned to me and said, “Everyone has to shake everyone’s hand! That’s 35 factorial!!” He was wearing a nametag that said “Sol (Actually Ned).” I asked but immediately forgot whether his name is Sol or Ned.)
11. A young man and woman inventing a secret handshake.
12. An old man and woman waltzing.
13. A young man subverting other people’s tasks.
14. An old tenor singing a few bars of an aria.

I was asked to participate in the singing of “God Bless America,” but I declined. I did allow my hair to be styled with clothespins by an older woman.

Because there are two stages, the energy in the place is oddly split. (One of the stages, on the bleachers above the auditorium, is generally empty, while the other is crowded.) By noon, the participants seemed to be flagging and I was mildly irritated. Then, I was talked into believing in Task again, by an older man wearing a worn blue U.S. Marine Corps cap and building a fort with cardboard and buckets. On the side, it said “Fort Badass.”

I started talking to him because he was very old, clearly the oldest in the group, and he had long black hair streaming out between the buttons on his shirt at belly level. When I asked him how he got so hairy in the middle, he said archly, “I beg your pardon. I can not help that.” He continued building Fort Badass with two young guys. They kept thinking they were done, and he kept adding features: smokestacks, chimneys, a box for A/C. He even “wired” the place using extension cords.

When he was finished with Fort Badass, I asked his name (Bob), his age (he turned 83 yesterday) and I asked him about his cap (I knew the participants can bring costumes, but he also looked about the right age for World War II service). We fell to talking and it turned out he did fight in WWII, including storming the beachheads in Guam and Okinawa. Later, in the Korean War, he sunned himself on an aircraft carrier in the Caribbean. After that, he owned five men’s stores in Southern California. He has been married 42 years; before that, he was married 21 years to another woman. I asked what was his favorite task so far, and he said making snow out of cottonballs. “I took this pile of cotton, and I knew I was being photographed, see, and I just threw it up to the sky,” he said. “Oh, and I got to read a love poem to a lady on the floor over here. Want me to read it to you?”

“Have a seat,” he said, returning from fetching the manila envelope containing his love poems. (The participants are also asked to bring a few of their own writings.)

“Now I’ve been in love since the first grade,” Bob said. “I have never been without a heartthrob in my life. This poem I wrote to woo my wife, 42 years ago.”

I don’t remember most of it, but it included the lines “Stir the passions of our gender” (!), “Give us love, give us peace,” and “I am yours, you are mine/We are sublime.”

He then read me a poem about his cat.

“Something like this is really good for us,” he said, unprompted, when there was a long pause in our conversation as we figured out a way to disentangle ourselves from this oddly intimate interaction. “Have you noticed that you can really get outside yourself? You can really communicate without anxiety here.”

Another participant came by. “Bob, you wanna be in a conga line?”

“Well sure, why not?” he said, standing up. “Where’s the rhythm?”

On Facebook, Everyone’s a Hussein

posted by on June 28 at 12:45 PM

Obama fans are striking back at all the chatter about his middle name by changing their online identities:

The result is a group of unlikely-sounding Husseins: Jewish and Catholic, Hispanic and Asian and Italian-American, from Jaime Hussein Alvarez of Washington, D.C., to Kelly Hussein Crowley of Norman, Okla., to Sarah Beth Hussein Frumkin of Chicago.

Jeff Strabone of Brooklyn now signs credit card receipts with his newly assumed middle name, while Dan O’Maley of Washington, D.C., jiggered his e-mail account so his name would appear as “D. Hussein O’Maley.” Alex Enderle made the switch online along with several other Obama volunteers from Columbus, Ohio, and now friends greet him that way in person, too.

The origins of the movement are heartwarming…

Like the residents of Billings, Mont., who reacted to a series of anti-Semitic incidents in 1993 with a townwide display of menorahs in their front windows, these supporters are brandishing the name themselves…

Some said they were inspired by movies, including “Spartacus,” the 1960 epic about a Roman slave whose peers protect him by calling out “I am Spartacus!” to Roman soldiers, and “In and Out,” a 1997 comedy about a gay high school teacher whose students protest his firing by proclaiming that they are all gay as well.

…but, um, doesn’t this just run the risk of drawing more attention to a middle name that the Obama campaign itself doesn’t much want to talk about?

The Late-Morning News

posted by on June 28 at 11:44 AM

Posted by News Intern Roselle Kingsbury

Problem Tenant: Pakistan launches a potentially week-long offensive against burgeoning Taliban force in northwest region of the country, responding to threats to the city of Peshawar.

Surprise — Mugabe Wins: Robert Mugabe remains Zimbabwe’s president after winning the one-candidate run off today and President Bush condemns his “blatant disregard for the Zimbabwean people’s democratic will and human rights.”

Obama’s Practice Run: The candidate plans on pausing his tireless national campaign to travel to countries like France, Afghanistan, and Iraq to “consult with some of our closest friends and allies.”

Bearing…down?: The Dow Jones Industrial Average dropped 20 percent Friday in a slide analysts dub “bear” and attribute to the credit and oil squeeze.

Last Minute: The Seattle City Council evaluated a proposed six-year park levy Friday to replace the 2000 levy that ends this year, which must be approved come budget time in October.

And Your Prize Is…:
King County District court found former Seatac TSA supervisor and screener Jeanna Jarett guilty Friday of several traffic violations, including a state-record breaking 0.47 blood alcohol level.

Ingenious Loophole: One Miami man who was jailed after testing positive for cocaine walks free after convincing the judge that it wasn’t cocaine, it was tea.

Porn Pays: Verne Troyer joins the ranks of celebrity-with-tax-problems, but at least he could pay the IRS off with a sex tape.

Today The Stranger Suggests

posted by on June 28 at 11:00 AM

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‘Task’ at Seattle Public Library, Central Branch

A hearty gang of 35 regular Seattle people (nonperformers), led by German artist Oliver Herring, are taking over the third floor of the downtown library. After interviewing and picking his volunteers, Herring writes tasks for each of them, and the all-day performance will begin with each person performing his or her artist-given task, such as “pick a cat hair or dog hair off somebody’s sweater without somebody noticing and place it on somebody else.” The 35 people will spend the rest of the day writing tasks for each other, creating a symphonic group portrait. (Central Library, 1000 Fourth Ave, 386-4636. 10 am–5:30 pm, free.) JEN GRAVES

Lovely

posted by on June 28 at 10:38 AM

Mugabe is bad, but not as bad as Bush:

Government sources say Mr Mugabe has won by a huge margin in the vote, which has been widely condemned as a sham.

Morgan Tsvangirai withdrew from the election amid claims of violence and intimidation by government supporters.

US President George W Bush said he had ordered sanctions be drawn up against the “illegitimate” government.

Unfuckingbelievable.

Reading Today

posted by on June 28 at 10:00 AM

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It is a packed-with-readings Saturday including an open mic, a children’s book about an elephant, and a book about utopia.

At Seattle Mystery Bookshop, James Rollins signs from his newest book, The Last Oracle. That’s not an important fact about James Rollins. An important fact about James Rollins is that he wrote the Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull novelization. If, like me, you left that movie wanting to hold someone accountable, this is probably your only chance to meet someone even tangentially related to the movie. If you go, make sure to ask him if he rolled his eyes while reading the script as much as you did while watching the movie.

At Borders, Jeff Dwyer signs his newest book, the Ghost Hunter’s Guide to Seattle and Puget Sound. I’ve met several ghost hunters, and I find them to be incredibly entertaining people. This could be an amusing way to spend a half hour or so in the afternoon if you happen to be downtown.

And at Elliott Bay Book Company, Gary Vaynerchuck reads from his book 101 Wines Guaranteed to Inspire, Delight, and Bring Thunder to Your World. I can’t read that title without assuming that ‘Thunder’ here implies ‘gas.’ What a weird title. Do you think that Vaynerchuck is always referring to things that he likes as “bringing thunder?” Maybe we should popularize it.

Full readings calendar, including the next week or so, can be found over on our books page.


Friday, June 27, 2008

This Week on Drugs

posted by on June 27 at 5:24 PM

Pissing Match: Over an X-Box and a bong.

A man in his late teens told police that he knew his roommate in Crown Hill smoked marijuana when they moved in together about a month ago. But there was too much pot smoking too often.

Until last week, when one roommate took a few bong hits. The other roommate had enough, said there would be no more pot smoking and shattered the bong on the sidewalk.

The next morning, the bong-breaking roommate returned to find that his Xbox and the power supply had been removed from the stereo shelf. When he grabbed the game console, a liquid ran out that he said “smelled like urine,” according to the police report.

Drugs: In rugs.

Coca-Cola Launches Some Weird Coffee Shit: With vitamins.

Pot: Bad for acute pain, good for nerve pain, and great for cancer.

Movie Magic: Pot tolerance on the silver screen.

Fired: Smugglers executed in Indonesia.

Figured: Drug use and production inflate in 2008.

Filtered: High-tech cigarettes pulled from shelves.

Opium: Linked to uranium.

Doobie Howser: Pot popular with future doctors.

Where You’ll Need a Prescription: Even if you bought it over the counter.

While many other countries also apply controls to the following drugs, UAE is unusual in conducting extremely thorough searches of many travellers through its airports, with highly sensitive equipment.

Fire with Fire: Stop drug use by taking more drugs.

Cops: With a place in hell.

Police officials on Tuesday fired 17 officers here in connection with a botched raid on a bar last week that triggered a stampede, leaving a dozen people dead.

The firings came as newly released video footage showed police officers blocking exits as hundreds of young patrons tried to flee. The bar’s owners were suspected of serving alcohol to minors.

PI Makes Ridiculous Link Between Kent Shooting and Video Games

posted by on June 27 at 5:12 PM

“Video game may have led to real violence” is one of the top stories over at the PI right now. From reading said headline, you’d think some kids played too much Grand Theft Auto and went on a shooting spree.

Except that’s not what happened.

The story, written by Hector Castro, is actually about a double shooting in Kent which, according to everyone else reporting on the story, actually stemmed from an argument over a stolen Playstation video game console. Big difference. The headline—which could have been written by Castro’s editors—implies that video game violence led to the shooting, which appears to be complete bullshit.

Now, either the Castro and his editors don’t know the difference between a video game and a game console, haven’t done additional reporting on the story—the initial press release from Kent PD claimed the shooting was over a video game; I’ve got calls in to Kent PD for clarification, but no one’s been around all afternoon—or intentionally filed a misleading-but-sensationalistic headline.

I’ve got a call out to Castro to find out what his intent was but in the meantime, mull over this detail, buried at the bottom of the story.

Witnesses told investigators that they believed the video game dispute led to the violence, but police suspect there are other motivations behind the assault and shootings.

So, So Sorry

posted by on June 27 at 5:00 PM

Here’s the apology:

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You’ll have to go to The Presurfer for the hilarious and terrible mistake that forced these ladies to apologize.

“The Craig-Vitter Amendment”

posted by on June 27 at 4:54 PM

Andrew Sullivan renames the anti-gay Federal Marriage Amendment in honor of two of its co-sponsers. I hope it sticks.

How NOT to Land a Punch

posted by on June 27 at 4:46 PM

I got an email this morning from Judy McGuire about the cover of this year’s Queer Issue. McGuire writes an advice column for a weekly newspaper and recently brought out a book—which was news to me. (Fire your publicist, Judy.) Anyway, here’s Juuuudy’s email:

So pretty… and so familiar.

On her blog Judy claims that our Queer Issue somehow ripped off her book (“Copycats!!!”). And here’s the evidence…

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Whoa… pretty damning. I mean, black backgrounds and text-only covers? Wish we had thought of that first. Oh, wait… we did.

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I believe our art director—who actually put the cover together—was harkening back to our first queer issues, and not perusing the dollar bin at Half Price Books, when he put this cover together. And we’ve had Queer Issue covers with a solid background and an little iconic image floating in there somewhere before too, like so and so.

But what about that “How NOT to…” thing? I’m embarrassed to say that the “how not to…” concept isn’t all that brilliantly original—on our part or McGuire’s. It has been done before. Heck, it’s been done to death. A selection of “how not to…” titles available on Amazon.com: How NOT to Make It in the Pop World (2007); How NOT to Make the Same Mistake Once (1999); How NOT to Turn Into Your Mother (2006); How NOT to Get Rich (2005); How NOT to Share Your Faith (2006); How NOT to Look Fat (2006); How NOT to Write a Screenplay (1999); and on and on and on.

Shout at the Devil

posted by on June 27 at 4:21 PM

As you probably already know, Bobby Jindal, the new governor of Louisiana, is the current favorite for McCain’s VP slot.

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The Wall Street Journal has a quick hit about Jindal on their politics blog: Jindal is Catholic, a second-generation Indian immigrant, opposed to abortion always and everywhere, into intelligent design and chemical castration, and wrote a story claiming to have participated in an exorcism.

Basically, he’s my nightmare.

Since McCain has assumed the miter and rod of the Republican nomination, I’ve had a delicious fantasy playing out in my head: That McCain, in trying to purge himself of the Bush legacy (as well as wreak a revenge he’s been plotting for eight long, painful years) would finally throw the evangelicals off the train.

That he’d put out a call to angry Goldwater conservatives, classical conservatives, and isolationist-minded moderates who are disgusted with the heavy spending, foreign entanglements, and social conservatism of the last eight years.

Healthy, classical conservatism is an important part of any country’s conversation with itself, but the evangelicals are perverse, willfully obtuse, destructive, blah blah blah. They’ve hijacked the Republican Party. And maybe McCain’s the man to punch ‘em in the eye and take back the wheel.

Of course, I want McCain to lose. But I want a Roman bloodbath in the process that purges Dobson, et al. from the body politic. It’s a revenge story out of Shakespeare, or Decline and Fall of the Roman Empire, and I want to watch it go down.

But this Jindal guy, with his charismatic Catholicism, is starting to derail my hopes and dreams.

ANYWAY.

I wanted to read his 1994 exorcism story at the New Oxford Review, but it lives behind a $1.50 firewall. So, for the good of the nation, I paid the $1.50 and posted chunks of it below the jump. (The whole thing is over 5,000 words long—for an account of an exorcism, it’s painfully plodding.)

It’s called Beating a Demon: Physical Dimensions of Spiritual Warfare.

Highlights include: His tortured sexual tension with the possessed woman (“we had been very careful to avoid any form of physical contact in our friendship”), her freaking out (“Over and over, she repeated “Jesus is L..L..LL,” often ending in profanities”), and theories as to how she came to be possessed in the first place (“Susan’s roommate, the daughter of a Hmong faith healer, had decorated the room with supposedly pagan influences… Susan, who had experienced visions and other related phenomena as a child, thought her intense flirting with guys and straying away from God had led to this punishment”).

When in doubt, blame the Hmong. Or sex. Or both.

Enjoy.

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Good Weekend, Fellow Books Editors!

posted by on June 27 at 4:00 PM

Galleycat says that, due to cutbacks, the Tribune Company might cut the books sections of a number of papers that it owns. And also the Newark Star-Ledger has killed its Sunday books section, with occasional space provided from now on for a book review or two. No doubt the reviews published will be of local books that are completely uninteresting to everyone but overworked arts editors. This is great news.

Also, this is only related in that it’s about books, but today The New York Times covered a $130 ebook reader (The miBook, it’s called) with a color display that also plays music and works as an organizer. This is probably closer to what an ebook reader will wind up being: multimedia, but still book-y.

Getting Dressed

posted by on June 27 at 3:58 PM

The good people of the Association for Dressings and Sauces have compiled some data about favorite salad dressings and salad-dressers’ astrological sign. The findings (shockingly) do not seem to reflect accepted notions about character dictated by the stars. For instance:

Aquarians tend to be “team-players.” As such, they prefer the most popular salad dressing flavor, Ranch.

Capricorns like variety. Their love of variety makes them flexible and changeable and the life of the party. They’re always trying new things and, therefore, tend to have a lot of different salad dressing flavors on hand at any given time.

More startling results:

Cancers either thrive on intense competition or are very stressed out by it and those who enjoy competition usually hold jobs in sales.

Sagittarians either love competition or hate it and are more likely to be female.

Traci Gibson over at the Association says it was a nationwide telephone survey, with respondents 18 years of age or older, 480 males and 520 females.

For more remarkable salad-related insight, take the Salad Dressing Personality Quiz here. (I’ve just learned that as a blue cheese fan, I’m among the wittiest of salad dressing users—or at least I think I am! I am also most likely to be middle-aged and male. And when it comes to how you dress your salad, surprisingly, “Toppers…tend to be more shy than their mixing and dipping counterparts.” Those toppers are always such wallflowers!)

Ask: Do You Think We’re Fucked? Obama Wins in November.

posted by on June 27 at 3:50 PM

From this observation:

In its new New Jersey poll, Fairleigh Dickinson split its panel into halves. The first half received a battery of national questions — including a “wrong track” question — before being asked their presidential preference. The second half got the Presidential questions first.

Among those respondents who got the presidential question first, Obama had a 47-34 lead. But among who got the wrong track question and then were asked for their presidential pick, Obama’s lead expanded to 51-33. The difference was particularly large among independent voters, who split 24-24 with huge numbers of undecideds when asked the presidential question first, but went 41-14 for Obama if they had been prompted by the national mood questions.

FiveThirtyEight makes an excellent inference:

But here’s the other side of the finding that asking national mood questions can skew survey results in Obama’s favor. If the mere suggestion that the country might be on the wrong track is enough to send scores of independents into the Obama column, imagine what a concerted effort to frame the discourse that way might do. This is something that Hillary Clinton had started to tap into toward the end of the primary process. Screw hope — things are bad right now — and we need solutions.

Obama’s “change” message, by contrast, has oftentimes been a little bit too abstract. Here’s the messaging that Mssrs. Axelrod and Plouffe need to work on: Iraq’s fucked up, the economy’s fucked up, health care’s fucked up, the environment’s fucked up, and all John McCain can say is to “stay the course”. If that’s the mindset that voters take into the ballot booth with them in November, Obama will win quite convincingly.

It isn’t simply a matter of trying to frame McCain as the next Bush. That allows voters to let McCain off the hook if they conclude that McCain isn’t the next Bush, and McCain’s favorables are strong enough that many voters won’t bite on that one. Rather, it’s a matter of trying to portray McCain as being out of touch because he doesn’t recognize that these things like health care are problems when 70 or 80 percent of the country does.

See? My depressing posts about financial crises, crappy energy policy, impeding war with Iran and worms growing in the organs of poor American children are a force for good. I fully intend to ruin many of your future afternoons and lunches with doses of empiric reality.

What A Difference Five Months Makes

posted by on June 27 at 3:21 PM

As Glenn Greenwald points out today, MSNBC hack Keith Olbermann used harsh language to condemn the Bush administration for supporting warrantless wiretaps and immunity for telecoms in this year’s FISA bill. In a ten-minute “Special Comment,” Olbermann referred to FISA (inaccurately, but whatever) as “literally a textbook example of fascism, the merged efforts of government and corporations that answer to no government.” Then, noting Bush’s coziness with telecommunications lobbyists, Olbermann continued:

This is no longer just a farce in which protecting telecoms is dressed up as protecting us from terrorists’ conference cells. Now it begins to look like the bureaucrats of the Third Reich, trying to protect the Krupp family, the industrial giants, re-writing the laws of Germany for their benefit. There is not a choice of protecting the telecoms from prosecution or protecting the people from terrorism, Sir. This is a choice of protecting the telecoms from prosecution or pretending to protect the people from terrorists. Sorry, Mr. Bush, the eavesdropping provisions of FISA have obviously had no impact on counter-terrorism, and there is no current or perceived terrorist threat the thwarting of which could hinge on an email or phone call that is going through Room 641 of AT&T in San Francisco.

But now that Barack Obama is supporting those same provisions, Olbermann has lost his taste for outrage. Not just that: In a conversation with Newsweek’s Jonathan Alter two nights ago, the MSNBC commentator openly praised Obama for his strength and bravery in “refusing to cower even to the left on the subject of warrantless wiretapping,” adding: “not cowering to Republicans is one thing in the Democratic, recent Democratic history, it’s a thing that I think anybody who has a “D” near their name cheers, but not cowering to the left, not going along with the conventional, the new conventional thinking on the FISA bill, that’s something altogether different, isn’t it?

Yep, that would be the “new conventional thinking” to which Olbermann so breathlessly subscribed, oh, five months ago.

On the other hand: The fact that Obama supports the death penalty for child rapists shouldn’t surprise anyone. As an Illinois state senator, Obama voted repeatedly to expand the list of crimes that are subject to the death penalty, including murdering a senior citizen; murdering a disabled person; murder related to terrorism; and killing volunteers in community policing programs, among others. I don’t happen to agree with him (and Scalia, and Clarence Thomas) on this one—I think the evidence from the Senator’s own state shows that the rate of wrongful conviction is still too high to justify killing anyone, and there’s ample proof that African Americans are executed in disproportionate numbers—but it’s not like he’s kept his feelings on the subject a secret. His support for warrantless wiretaps may have been pandering, but the death penalty statement seems to be the way Obama really feels.

Buck Rogers and the Confusing Pride Weekend

posted by on June 27 at 3:00 PM

Via SF Signal.

Today’s HUMP Classified Ad

posted by on June 27 at 2:45 PM

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Gay Bondage and JO Porn for HUMP!

We want to make a short film for HUMP that involves a bondage and JO scene. We’re looking for a hot guy with a nice dick who’s turned on by being tied down and edged. No oral, no anal, no nothin’ else. Filming will probably take two to three hours, and we’re willing to pay the right guy $200 (negotiable for the really right guy!), and we’ll give you a cut of the winnings if we win. Last year’s top winners were a lesbian bondage film and a gay humor film—this one will have gay bondage and humor, so we’re sure to win!

It’ll be safe and fun, and you don’t have to show your face in the film if you’re not comfortable with that. But you gotta have a hot bod!

You can respond to this ad here. More HUMP ads are here. And you can place your own HUMP classified here.

Forcing the Past Tense

posted by on June 27 at 2:00 PM

The Globe and Mail has a story by the man who added Tim Russert’s death date to the Meet the Press page of Wikipedia.

I know, I know.

But it’s actually fairly interesting. I’ve always wondered exactly why these people feel the need to update this web page the instant that something happens. And it does explain it a bit, and no, he’s not proud:

Alerted by The New York Times website (which also mentioned Russert’s death a few minutes before NBC did), I visited Wikipedia – partly out of interest about Russert and partly out of a vague and morbid curiosity about how long it would take for his death to register. The change, of course, had already been made to the main entry. But when I visited the Wikipedia page of Meet The Press, the flagship political show he helmed on Sundays, I found it in pristine condition.

Why I was compelled to be the one to change it, I couldn’t tell you, but that’s what I did. I added a “2008” as an ending date on his tenure at the show. I changed everything else to the past tense. And I did so post-haste.

Savage Love Letter of the Day

posted by on June 27 at 1:54 PM

Is the woman described in this letter in the current Savage Love….

A few months before I graduated, a friend revealed that she had been lusting after me, and wanted to hook up. The trouble was that she’s in a long-term relationship. She didn’t see this as a problem—she was willing to cheat—but I didn’t want to be a part of that, and turned her down. She then played some games and got me to kiss her when I was drunk, and later flat-out propositioned me (again while I was drunk), and I refused again. Then we graduated and moved hundreds of miles away from each other, which I expected would be the end of it.

Now, though, a month later, she wrote to tell me that she’s “not over” me. Was I right to turn her down, or should I, as she argued, let her make her own mistakes? Should I let her boyfriend (and likely fiancé) know about any of this?

Not An Adultery Helper

…a skanky, skanky whore? I said she was—or might be, if this guy decides to do her—in my response. And a sex workin’ reader begs to differ…

I like Savage Love very much. It’s sound advice that is well-delivered, compassionate and no-nonsense. I want to bring to your attention though, that in your most recent column you used the term “skanky, skanky whore” to describe a girlfriend who desires to cheat on her boyfriend, or who maybe just desires to be promiscuous. Using words like “whore” in a negative context (where you are implying ridicule) is inaccurate and offensive. Whores are sex-workers who provide a sexual service for a fee, which sounds like just the opposite of what aforementioned girl’s intentions are. As a dyke and a sex worker, I’m big on language reclamation, and that starts with using words in their correct, respectful context. Whores are smart businesspeople and important service providers, not cheating, horny, promiscuous girlfriends. Equating the word “whore” with promiscuity and an enjoyment of sex or “sluttiness” and/or dishonest behavior is morally wrong, and also propagates a definition that is one of the ultimate insults to call a woman in today’s culture (ie. unchaste). There is nothing wrong with enjoying sex with lots of people (though there is something wrong with lying to a trusting partner) and there’s also nothing wrong with exchanging sexual services for money. The two are not related though. I know someone of your political-mindedness would not intentionally want to propagate a word as a slur, so please give it the respect it deserves.

Thanks,
Proud Whore In New York

PS. The boy in the column I mentioned who does not want to engage in “adultery” is being a pansy. Of course he shouldn’t do anything he does not feel good about doing, but even if he were to have sex with that girl, he would not be cheating. He has no obligation or relationship of trust to her boyfriend. She, on the other hand, does.

Lunchtime Quickie, Now With Gays on Crystal

posted by on June 27 at 1:00 PM

The boys just stopped by to give me the video they made while building their Gay Pride Parade Float. I think they missed the deadline to officially enter the float in Sunday’s parade, which is just a darn shame.

Master of Your Domain

posted by on June 27 at 1:00 PM

The AFP says:

Web regulators Thursday voted to allow the creation of thousands of new domain names, from .paris to .Pepsi, in one of the biggest shake-ups in Internet history, a French web official said.

It suggests that domains like .nyc, .berlin, .car, .bank, and .xxx might open up. I think that this might make things a lot more complicated, and also ever-so-slightly segregation-y. (.gay, anyone?). The article suggests that they’ll make an effort to fight cybersquatting, but that honestly sounds a little impossible to me. At the very least, it’s going to be like the vanity plate of the new millennium.

Hey Man! You Can’t Leave This Giant Baby Here!

posted by on June 27 at 12:46 PM

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Australian sculptor Ron Mueck made this creepy, humongous baby, among many other hyper-realistic but wrong-sized things.

Can you imagine living with this guy? There must be hyper-realistic shit everywhere.

Unity (This Time in Moving Pictures)

posted by on June 27 at 12:45 PM

So you didn’t like the still picture I chose this morning, huh?

Well, here’s the Clinton-Obama unity event in moving pictures—her speech is first, his second:

Now no one can put one over on you with one of those tricky old fashioned photographs!

“Nucular” Weapons End-All, Be-All of Foreign Policy?

posted by on June 27 at 12:35 PM

Posted by (brand-spanking new) News Intern Roselle Kingsbury

North Korea destroyed a cooling tower at its controversial Yonbyon reactor site today, one of the latest steps the state has taken to meet an agreement made with the United States and five other countries in late 2007.

The Bush administration justified invasion of Iraq with seemingly erroneous accusations of harboring nuclear weapons, only to find that they could not be found. Are nuclear weapons really the issue here, especially when the concept of mutually assured destruction has effectively nullified the use of nuclear arms anyway?

Both Japan and South Korea are concerned that the US is too lenient on the communist state. Japan worries about ballistic missiles, and South Korea calls for more attention to widely reported human rights abuses, among other issues.

So far, the strategy of “nuclear weapons = worst thing ever” hasn’t really been great foreign policy. One can only wonder what the next president will do with this outdated strategy.

Well, we know McCain’s take on them, anyway.

Part of the Problem

posted by on June 27 at 12:31 PM

So this campaign, according to Dom’s post earlier today, is a good example of effective HIV prevention education:

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But Dom hadn’t seen the fine print on the full-page ads running in the Stranger and elsewhere that are part of this campaign when he sat down to write about these sidewalk stencils. Here’s the ad from the back of the official Pride Guide, which reproduces the copy above (“IT’S THE LITTLE PRICK YOU CAN DEAL WITH: It’s just a swab or finger prick to know your HIV status”). I have two issues with the ad.

First, the small one: Local HIV prevention educators have been telling us for, oh, fifteen years now that their primary mission is boosting the self-esteem of gay men. Raise gay men’s self-esteem, they’ve argued all the way to the bank, give gay men accurate and non-biased information (which has meant, perversely, giving gay men information that isn’t biased against dangerous and unhealthy behaviors and people), and gay men will start making better choices about sex, condoms, safety, etc. But… uh… what about the self-esteem of gay men with small cocks? You know, all the men out there with pricks other gay men presumably can’t deal with? Won’t seeing this message on sidewalks and in newspapers and pride guides all over town increase feelings of worthlessness in the non-hung community?

Second, the big problem: The fine print that isn’t being stenciled on the sidewalks but is in the full-page ads in the Stranger, on the back page of the official Seattle Pride Guide ‘08, and in the SGN:

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What message does the fine print send? Here’s the intended—and confused—message Public Health no doubt means to send: If you’re the kind of gay man that isn’t using condoms for anal sex over and over and over again (“No condoms?”), be sure to get tested over and over and over again. Because, you see, once the inevitable happens and you find out that you’ve finally succeeded in getting your dumbfuck ass infected, then you’ll be motivated to start taking precautions! Because, hey, even though you failed to use condoms to protect yourself from HIV, you’ll surely want to start using condoms to protect others after you’re infected. Right? Um, hello? Anybody listening?

No, those guys aren’t listening.

Here’s what this ad really succeeds in doing: It further confuses testing with safety in the minds of many in its target audience. Some HIV prevention campaigns do this far more explicitly (“Stay Safe: Get Tested.”), but this ad campaign helps drive that message home. Years of hammering away at the “stay safe: get tested” message has left a number of gay men with the impression that they’re somehow being safe if they’re getting tested regularly (“test often. test often. test often.”), as if the test magically provides them with some sort of retroactive immunity. It doesn’t. Being safe means taking all reasonable precautions—which means, for neg guys, yes condoms for anal sex with partners whose HIV-status they’re not absolutely certain of—and taking those precautions consistently.

Sure, test often—know your HIV status. But testing isn’t safety and regular testing is no substitute for consistent condom use. Public Health shouldn’t create ad campaigns that imply otherwise.

Tap Your Foot Twice If You’re For Marriage…

posted by on June 27 at 12:31 PM

Stole the headline from John Aravosis because it’s just too perfect. Guess who introduced the “Defense of Marriage Act”—a constitutional amendment that ban gay marriage in the United States—in the U.S. Senate today? Those noted defenders of the sanctity of marriage Sen. Larry “Wide Stance” Craig (R-ID), and Sen. David “Vitter the Shitter” Vitter (R-LA).

Craig, of course, is a pathetic closet case who sucks off strangers in toilets; Vitter is a “family values” crusader who frequents prostitutes.

I don’t even know what to say. This is just… literally… shameless.

“John Kerry With a Tan”

posted by on June 27 at 12:30 PM

Conservative Grover Norquist on Barack Obama.

For Bill Gates on his Last Day at Microsoft

posted by on June 27 at 12:29 PM

Dear Bill,

Congratulations on your last day at Microsoft and welcome to the world of biomedical research!

Everyone I know who endured a ‘billg’ review agrees—you’re apparently a bit of an ass. Quick to question and call bullshit, to point out errors or inconsistency, and to demand the best, willing to yell if yelling is needed.

Excellent! We need an ass working in public health right now—right here in the United States. Peter J. Hotez makes the case in PLoS Neglected Tropical Diseases:

In 1962, an estimated 40 million Americans lived in poverty, almost one-quarter of the US population. Today, the poverty rate in the US is roughly half of what it was when The Other America was first published, however, the total number of people living in poverty remains about the same. We now recognize that this group of 36.5 million impoverished Americans is at higher risk for heart disease, cancer, and other chronic diseases compared to the rest of the US population. However, it is not well known that just as the poorest people in the low-income countries of Africa, Asia, and Central and South America have the highest rates of the neglected tropical diseases (NTDs), there is evidence to suggest that large numbers of the poorest Americans living in the US also suffer from some of these unique infections.

Like what? Hookworm—causing malnutrition and severe anemia—is assumed to be eliminated in the South. Why assumed? We stopped looking for it in 1970. The last study completed showed the disease still exists. Why stop looking? “…because they only occur among impoverished people and mostly underrepresented minorities, I believe that there has been a lack of political will to study the problem, so that these diseases of poverty have been allowed to simply remain neglected,” notes Dr. Hotez.

Another?
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Imagine this Toxocariasis worm slowly chewing its way through your body—migrating through your skin, causing horrible itching, through your lungs, causing horrible asthma, and even across your eye.

We know that playgrounds in poor cities are full of toxocariasis eggs. In Bridgeport and New Haven Connecticut around 10% of children have evidence of current or past infection with these guys. Ten percent!

Another? Cysticercosis tapeworms are surprisingly common, particularly among Hispanics.
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This tapeworm, in the process of smashing the brain, can cause seizures; in certain Los Angeles hospitals about 10% of seizures are caused by cysticercosis.

I’ll let Dr. Hotez finish up for me:

We need to begin erasing these horrific health disparities by stepping up measures to conduct active and national-scale surveillance for soil-transmitted helminth infections, especially toxocariasis, as well as cysticercosis and congenital toxoplasmosis. In addition, based on data suggesting that the NTDs cutaneous leishmaniasis, ratborne leptospirosis and hantavirus infection, dengue fever, brucellosis, tuberculosis caused by Mycobacterium bovis, trichomoniasis, and louse-borne trench fever are emerging among the poor in the US, it is imperative that we address these conditions as well…

The fact that reliable numbers on the actual prevalence of the NTDs are simply not available is reflective of their neglected status, and their disproportionate impact on minorities and poor people. There is an urgent need to support studies that (1) assess the disease burden resulting from the NTDs in the United States and (2) identify the minority populations at greatest risk, and then to (3) identify simple and cost-effective public health solutions. Accordingly, PLoS Neglected Tropical Diseases is pleased to consider and review articles on this vitally important topic. There are no excuses for allowing such glaring health disparities to persist in one of the world’s wealthiest countries.

We don’t like hard realities in the United States. We don’t like thinking of ourselves as in the same category as the poorest nations on the planet. When it comes to horrific diseases, the poor in the United States might be as burdened as the poorest around the world. Human beings with these diseases cannot study, cannot develop fully, cannot reach their full potential. To not even bother looking, to willfully ignore the problem is deeply immoral.

We need an ass to stand up and demand we find out the true extent of this problem, demand we accept reality so that we can start to fix it. BillG, you are just than man for the job. Have at it!

With Sincerity,
Jonathan Golob

Yes, PLEOs!

posted by on June 27 at 11:57 AM

The state Democratic Party chose its Political Leaders and Elected Officials (PLEO) delegates to the national party convention in Denver earlier this week. The process works like this: PLEO delegates to the state convention campaign to move forward to the national convention. After a round of speeches and such, the PLEO delegates pick a slate of national delegates from among their peers.

The list of delegates for Obama (seven in all) includes Seattle Mayor Greg Nickels, State Rep. Dave Upthegrove, and state Sen. Jeanne Kohl-Welles. Notably absent from that list are state Senate majority leader Lisa Brown and state Sen. Ed Murray, who says he did not actively campaign for PLEO spot. (Rep. Dave Upthegrove, another Obama PLEO delegate, gives a detailed, and somewhat different, account of the day’s events on his MySpace blog). “I was a delegate four years ago and it was rather a torturous experience,” Murray said. “We were on the floor for hours and hours and there weren’t enough seats, so you couldn’t even get up and get a glass of water.”

Although state party chair Dwight Pelz (who did not want to talk about the selection process) had hoped to see another Obama PLEO, Matt Bergman, elected as a delegate to the convention, the elected officials and other bigwigs who chose the delegates actually decided on a Clinton delegate instead—Dr. Victor Collymore, a physician at Group Health who gave what Clinton PLEO Linda Mitchell called “an amazing, moving speech” on Clinton’s behalf. Mitchell says delegates also felt that Collymore, who is African-American, “rounded out” the Washington state delegation.

“Putting Country First”

posted by on June 27 at 11:25 AM

A bit of subtle jingoist messaging in the new McCain campaign ad:

Now who would be the guy who isn’t “putting country first”… ? Oh yeah, the one who they say is an unpatriotic Muslim and a socialist (when they’re not saying he’s got a crazy Christian pastor and hangs out at snotty country clubs with the other martini-holding capitalist kings).

Marginalia

posted by on June 27 at 11:24 AM

Bookshelves of Doom has links to two amazing blogs. One is a Live Journal collection of things that are written in the margins of used books. A recent example:

This was in a copy of Inherit the Wind that I checked out of the public library a few years ago; I had this margin note typed up on my computer along with Mencken quotes:

Do you have a problem and no one else can help, and you want revenge, contact us at: Ateam4life@hotmail.com

And no, I’ve never tried to contact them.

And BoD also links to The Book Inscriptions Project, which runs scans of inscriptions found in books. As an example, found in a copy of Hardball by Chris Matthews:

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I’ve always been terrified that inscribed books that I’ve sold would wind up on something like this blog. There a few notes from exes that I’ve tried to black out before donating to Goodwill, but I’m almost afraid that blacking it out would just cause whoever bought the book to pay even more attention to it. And I can’t bring myself to tear the page out or throw the book away. I’m generally against inscribing books, for just this reason. But I’m sure glad that other people do, so that I can read them.

More Time-Based Goodness: Free Sheep Foundation

posted by on June 27 at 11:24 AM

The news this morning from D.K. Pan, who brought you the marvelous and smelly Bridge Motel Project, and The Belmont sendoff featuring Implied Violence, is that he’s working on this great thing:

FREE SHEEP FOUNDATION Mission Statement

The Free Sheep Foundation is a non-profit organization whose mission is to foster site-specific projects through artistic interventions in architectural spaces. The foundation seeks partnerships with developers, architects, government agencies, and other arts organizations to identify and occupy buildings void of activity, opening these spaces to artists as facilities for cultural production; artist studios, exhibition and performance space. In transforming disused spaces, the foundation serves to integrate artists within the process of development. Through investigation and research, each project will contribute to the continuum of the past and future memories of a site; commemorating the growth of the city.

2400 Third Avenue Project The foundation has leased part of a 10,000 square foot, single story building in the Belltown area of downtown Seattle. This project includes 5 artist studios, a gallery / performance space, and 4 storefront window exhibition spaces. Our lease agreement with Martin Selig Real Estate expires December 31, 2008 (with the possibility of a 3-month extension).

The curatorial vision of this project centers around 4 programs; installations for storefront windows, collaborative projects for interior gallery, nightly display of projected video, and live performances.

Installation — A roster of 6 artists will be chosen for 3-month occupancy cycles in each bay of storefront windows. The emphasis will be on projects which utilize a time-based, site-specific process in exhibition. Gallery — A series of group shows based on an interactive game between artists. The artifacts of the game will be exhibited in a monthly opening (in coordination with the Belltown Art Walk). These games will engender dialogue between artists in the pursuit of play, while simultaneously creating a record of the interactions of those involved. Video — A program of video shorts focusing on works with non-linear narrative with an emphasis on visual poetry as related to explorations of place. FSF will exhibit 3-5 filmmakers each month in a nightly display on an exterior screen. Performance — In conjunction with the gallery opening, there will be a monthly event featuring local and national performers, as well as special programs of music, dance, theater events throughout the month.

The reason it’s important is that it’s not some abstract exercise; it’s a series of ephemeral monuments to the ephemeral monument we all live in, the city. Up with project-based nonprofits!

Here’s the site for the first installment:
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Neighbors Still Pissed About City’s Jail Plan

posted by on June 27 at 11:20 AM

Last night, neighbors in Seattle’s Highland Park neighborhood got together at the Machinist’s Union Lodge in South Park and got all riled up about the city’s potential plans to put a jail for misdemeanor offenders at one of two sites in West Seattle.

I wasn’t at the meeting, but the West Seattle Blog—which has been covering the hell out of this thing—was there and got some great videos of some very, very, angry neighbors.

The Highland Park Action Committee is also circulating an online petition, hoping to rally support against the West Seattle sites.

Again, it seems like there’s a pretty good argument against building a new jail in Seattle—or at least coming up with a regional solution—but we’ll see how much longer this drags out.

This city will hold three more meetings next month around the city to discuss the jail siting process.

Saturday, July 12, from 9 a.m. to noon, in the Wellness Center at North Seattle Community College, located at 9600 College Way N. – focus: Aurora site

Saturday, July 26, from 9 a.m. to noon, in the Brockey Conference Center at South Seattle Community College, located at 6000 16th Ave. S.W. – focus: West Marginal Way and Myers Way sites

Wednesday, July 30, from 6 to 9 p.m. at the Seattle Center Exhibition Hall, located at 225 Mercer Street – focus: Interbay site.

There will be blood.

“I know of NO sex ed program that acknowledges the existence of gay people.”

posted by on June 27 at 11:16 AM

James in the comments thread on my earlier post

“Abstinence-only sex ed programs don’t acknowledge the existence of gay people, much less give young gay people the tools they need to protect themselves.”

Actually, I’d expand on that point. I know of NO sex ed program that acknowledges the existence of gay people. Mine back in high school was pretty comprehensive (we had a huge problem with teen pregnancy… classrooms converted into nurseries to encourage mom and dad to stay in school, etc.). I learned all fifty million ways to keep a girl from getting pregnant. I learned about all sorts of STDs, sperm-killing foam, diaphragms, and more. There was even required viewing of a video of a birth (three football players passed out, and one girl went into false labor). They even told us which condom brands are less likely to break during heterosexual intercourse.

But, nothing at all on gay sex. Notta. Zip. Not that I was looking at that point (I didn’t come out until a few years later). Still, seeing as how we had notebooks and notebooks of information on hotlines, clinics, counselors, and welfare programs we could turn to for help with our straight sex lives, you’d think the could’ve at least handed us an index card with a few info hotlines or clinics or medical experts we could talk to safely about gay sex.

And, you’re right. There is no gay community. I know many Seattleites disagree on this point. But really, I’ve never encountered this supposed inclusive, all-encompassing gay community. The closest thing we have is an annual parade. And if that constitutes a community, then I’m sure there’s also a “Thanksgiving Community” and a “Veterans Day Community” and a “Christmas Community.”

Impressionist Fact of the Day

posted by on June 27 at 11:04 AM

We’ve left the unfortunate Bazille, lying dead in the mud, as the Franco-Prussian War rages on.

Pissarro, having fled for London, gets word that his home has been seized and occupied by the Prussians:

By March [1872], the Pissarros’ house had been turned into a slaughterhouse. … They used Pissarro’s canvases, ripped out of their frames, as butchers’ aprons and as floor coverings to catch the blood. After the soldiers left, the neighbour managed to save forty paintings and (a much greater triumph, in her estimation) the Pissarro family clock. But there had been about 1,500 paintings in the house (including some of Monet’s). The best part of fifteen years’ output was lost. …

In late June, the Pissarros returned to Louveciennes. … In some ways, the future looked promising. But the return to Louveciennes meant going home to a scene of horror. The house was filthy with excrement and scraps of bloodied canvas. The Prussians had used Pissarro’s paintings, the neighbours now revealed, not only for butchering animals but for other ‘low and dirty tasks.’ Village women washing clothes at the local laundry had also been seen wearing painted canvases as aprons.

*From Sue Roe’s The Private Lives of the Impressionists, which I’m reading in honor of the SAM exhibition

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Pissarro’s The Road to Louveciennes from 1872, the year he and his wife Julie returned.

Today The Stranger Suggests

posted by on June 27 at 11:00 AM

Music

The Saturday Knights at Nectar

Mingle, the Saturday Knights’ debut album, is Seattle’s first summer blockbuster. MCs Tilson and Barfly are genial block-party hosts, dishing up goofy punch lines and technical tongue twisters like so much hot barbecue. DJ Suspence straddles genres, presiding over warm breakbeats, wheezy soul organs, horns, piano, and bitchin’ Camaro guitars. With Dapton