Slog - Comments on Whose Side Is Billo On? http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/05/whose_side_is_billo_on Tonight on the O'Reilly factor... Bill tries to segue from a discussion about Warren Jeffs making out with 12-year-old girls to the gays getting married in California and what these things, taken together, mean for the country. And Dennis Miller isn't having it. MILLER: Listen, I have to bring a big curtain down here visually between discussing, to me, a monster like Warren Jeffs and going over to talk about the issue of gay marriage. I just have to bring down a massive curtain first. O'REILLY: No, there's absolutely no link there. MILLER: These couldn't be more different to me.... Copyright 2008 Thu, 29 May 2008 16:44:56 -0800 Fri, 30 May 2008 11:15:06 -0800 http://www.movabletype.org/?v=3.34 http://blogs.law.harvard.edu/tech/rss Comment by Mr. Poe I don't want to be treated equal. I like oppression, complaining, being a victim. But I'm also a masochist, sooo...choke me!

]]> Mr. Poe http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/05/whose_side_is_billo_on#c1035058 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/05/whose_side_is_billo_on#c1035058 Homo Thu, 29 May 2008 17:03:03 -0800 Comment by Bellevue Ave wouldn't the consumption habits of gay men also imperil the planet and 3rd world workers?

cmon savage, don't try to pass of your natural state of being as heroic for the planet.

]]> Bellevue Ave http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/05/whose_side_is_billo_on#c1035063 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/05/whose_side_is_billo_on#c1035063 Homo Thu, 29 May 2008 17:04:16 -0800 Comment by Will in Seattle Just stay away from plastic bags, Mr. Poe.

You don't know where they've been.

]]> Will in Seattle http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/05/whose_side_is_billo_on#c1035069 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/05/whose_side_is_billo_on#c1035069 Homo Thu, 29 May 2008 17:09:49 -0800 Comment by Catalina Vel-DuRay Bellevue darling, please enlighten me: Just what ARE "the consumption habits of gay men"? I just want to make sure I haven't missed anything.

]]> Catalina Vel-DuRay http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/05/whose_side_is_billo_on#c1035074 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/05/whose_side_is_billo_on#c1035074 Homo Thu, 29 May 2008 17:13:37 -0800 Comment by Bellevue Ave gay men consume more loafer lightener, obviously.

]]> Bellevue Ave http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/05/whose_side_is_billo_on#c1035083 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/05/whose_side_is_billo_on#c1035083 Homo Thu, 29 May 2008 17:19:51 -0800 Comment by vooodooo84 "It is zee life blood of the industry"

]]> vooodooo84 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/05/whose_side_is_billo_on#c1035085 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/05/whose_side_is_billo_on#c1035085 Homo Thu, 29 May 2008 17:21:15 -0800 Comment by brett the Bush Backlash continues: Dennis Miller morphing from Bush's favorite warmongering asshat comedian to something remoting resembling a human being before our very eyes...

]]> brett http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/05/whose_side_is_billo_on#c1035121 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/05/whose_side_is_billo_on#c1035121 Homo Thu, 29 May 2008 17:56:17 -0800 Comment by Jubilation T. Cornball The worm has turned...

]]> Jubilation T. Cornball http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/05/whose_side_is_billo_on#c1035122 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/05/whose_side_is_billo_on#c1035122 Homo Thu, 29 May 2008 17:57:28 -0800 Comment by whatevernevermind This is what I'm seeing: the general populace is just sick of this. It was fun to hate the gays for a few years there, but now they're bored. And they're probably more than a little tired of throwing in their lot with the least uncool people on the entire planet.

]]> whatevernevermind http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/05/whose_side_is_billo_on#c1035125 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/05/whose_side_is_billo_on#c1035125 Homo Thu, 29 May 2008 18:00:50 -0800 Comment by Catalina Vel-DuRay Bellevue, I only use biolightener on my loafers

]]> Catalina Vel-DuRay http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/05/whose_side_is_billo_on#c1035140 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/05/whose_side_is_billo_on#c1035140 Homo Thu, 29 May 2008 18:27:33 -0800 Comment by Hernandez Voting for state constitutional amendments to define marriage as a union between one man and one woman is so 2004.

]]> Hernandez http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/05/whose_side_is_billo_on#c1035161 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/05/whose_side_is_billo_on#c1035161 Homo Thu, 29 May 2008 19:01:01 -0800 Comment by Bob You hate us breeders yet you couldn't adopt our babies and smugly sneer at us without us.

Must suck to be so incredibly irrelevant in the grand sociobiological imperative scheme of things. You need us for everything.

]]> Bob http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/05/whose_side_is_billo_on#c1035180 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/05/whose_side_is_billo_on#c1035180 Homo Thu, 29 May 2008 20:25:19 -0800 Comment by Catalina Vel-DuRay Oh Bob, dear silly Bob, We don't hate you - but we don't need you either.

Even I, the most gayest of gays, have laid with a woman as I would with a man (approximately) on several occasions. And I saw it through to the end, and delivered the goods, if you know what I mean.

I daresay that my gay brothers and lesbian sisters and I could repopulate quite effectively, if need be. Particularly if we were given access to tequila and pornography.

]]> Catalina Vel-DuRay http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/05/whose_side_is_billo_on#c1035191 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/05/whose_side_is_billo_on#c1035191 Homo Thu, 29 May 2008 21:25:02 -0800 Comment by Bellevue Ave how did you discover the ingredients to conception; tequila and pornography?

]]> Bellevue Ave http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/05/whose_side_is_billo_on#c1035227 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/05/whose_side_is_billo_on#c1035227 Homo Thu, 29 May 2008 23:20:49 -0800 Comment by Sha Bob. Really. We don't need hets to procreate. Science and of course tequila and porn have found ways around it.

]]> Sha http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/05/whose_side_is_billo_on#c1035234 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/05/whose_side_is_billo_on#c1035234 Homo Fri, 30 May 2008 00:18:46 -0800 Comment by Bob Check your prevalence rates out there in the big cold scary world sometime. Then calculate the % of erstwhile breeders within said demographics. The wind would howl endlessly through the empty streets of everywhere if your imaginary happy world free of hetero breeders existed. Let alone who would fix your cars and pump your gas? And invade foreign soils to secure the oil? ;)

]]> Bob http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/05/whose_side_is_billo_on#c1035239 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/05/whose_side_is_billo_on#c1035239 Homo Fri, 30 May 2008 00:32:08 -0800 Comment by brent Am I supposed to believe an imaginary hetero-free world wouldn't have any lesbians that could fix cars?

]]> brent http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/05/whose_side_is_billo_on#c1035240 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/05/whose_side_is_billo_on#c1035240 Homo Fri, 30 May 2008 00:55:16 -0800 Comment by keshmeshi @13,

Tequila, pornography and turkey basters.

]]> keshmeshi http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/05/whose_side_is_billo_on#c1035242 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/05/whose_side_is_billo_on#c1035242 Homo Fri, 30 May 2008 01:01:50 -0800 Comment by Hartiepie @16 Bob--- your summation is correct: There are way more heterolly-inclined folk out there, which is what makes the whole ongoing debate about gay marriage so unbelievably stupid.

How insecure and selfish can a giant be?

]]> Hartiepie http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/05/whose_side_is_billo_on#c1035259 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/05/whose_side_is_billo_on#c1035259 Homo Fri, 30 May 2008 05:44:00 -0800 Comment by Bob OK ... so let's look at this another way - let's say global warming or an alien warlord fiat kills off everybody except a couple hundred homosexuals who pair up in breeding couples to repopulate the earth. I can accept that this could be done biologically. However, it's a one generation Happy Gay World. 95% of the babies are gonna be straight. Then what?

Do you cull them in drowning pools to maintain your Gay Utopia Happy World? And if so, how do you repopulate at a rate that works? A lesbian would have to have 100 babies to keep 5 to 10. This is nuts!

]]> Bob http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/05/whose_side_is_billo_on#c1035271 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/05/whose_side_is_billo_on#c1035271 Homo Fri, 30 May 2008 07:15:16 -0800 Comment by philly oh yes. definitely cull them in drowning pools. or, if they are like 16 and we discover that they are secretly het, we can always lynch them or burn them at the stake.
anything to preserve the greater good of th Happy Gay World. None o them bisexuals or trannies either. only kinsey 6s in my dream world please. well, maybe a 5s who could tolerate the procreating.

]]> philly http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/05/whose_side_is_billo_on#c1035313 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/05/whose_side_is_billo_on#c1035313 Homo Fri, 30 May 2008 08:58:10 -0800 Comment by brett bob=stupider than dirt

]]> brett http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/05/whose_side_is_billo_on#c1035343 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/05/whose_side_is_billo_on#c1035343 Homo Fri, 30 May 2008 10:10:11 -0800 Comment by Schweighsr An Alien Warlord *car* is going to destroy the earth, @16? Way cool.

But who says that a "Gay Utopia Happy World" has to be 100% gay/lesbian? Is that because your "Straight Utopia Happy World"™ would be 100% straight, Bob?

While a 100% gay world would be super-hot, I think 'teh Gayz' would be happy with, oh, say a 90-10 split [or 80-10-10 counting the transgendered, transsexual, bi-sexual and multi-sexual contingent].

]]> Schweighsr http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/05/whose_side_is_billo_on#c1035693 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/05/whose_side_is_billo_on#c1035693 Homo Fri, 30 May 2008 11:08:07 -0800 Comment by Bob Fiat (duh)

1. an authoritative decree, sanction, or order: a royal fiat.
2. a formula containing the word fiat, by which a person in authority gives sanction.
3. an arbitrary decree or pronouncement, esp. by a person or group of persons having absolute authority to enforce it: The king ruled by fiat.

]]> Bob http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/05/whose_side_is_billo_on#c1035727 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/05/whose_side_is_billo_on#c1035727 Homo Fri, 30 May 2008 11:15:06 -0800