Well, he certainly wouldn't hang glide. Or put up with those filthy homos.
He looks like a hippy; he'd probably smoke pot.
Well, he certainly wouldn't wear that stupid T-shirt.
So THAT'S how he ascended to heaven. I knew it was a trick.
What idiot is wearing that?
I'll tell you what Jesus did in a dream I had a while back: he played the guitar solo from Pink Floyd's "Time." It was awesome.
Pink Floyd is probably the worst band of all time.
Exactly, those that actually read the bible would know...that there's a lot he would do...contrary to popular belief...
I for one think he'd skateboard.
@7 i agree if we're talking the post-jesus stuff. his solos were inspired.
"funny" t-shirts seem to be very popular right now. i don't think i like them that much. though i did almost laugh at the "vandelay industries: importing/exporting fine latex goods" one i saw.
I know what Jesus wouldn't do: He would not Bareback! That's right! Jesus would wrap it every time!!
@7: I used to be on your team, but then I watched Live at Pompeii on a good 3-way. Amaaaaaaaaaazing.
Poe: I usually don't mind your acerbic comments. I know you post them soley to ruffle feathers.
But don't fuck with Floyd.
Pretty sure Goodbye Blue Sky is the closest they've come to not sucking. I'd rather listen to Hanson.
Fearless
That should settle it once and for all.
Nice. He did have an adventurous life: took off from his parents at 12, ditched the family business, wandered off into the desert for 40 days for who-know-what kind of Xtreme Survivor fun & games. Then the hangin' out with rabble and dating a hooker...yup. Entirely in the spirit of the Jesus story. Thanks for posting!
i second 'fearless.' and nominate 'animals' in its entirety.
of course, i also thought the shirt was rather amusing.
would jesus bomb foreign countries whose resources he wanted or government policies he didn't agree w/?
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