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1

Well, he certainly wouldn't hang glide. Or put up with those filthy homos.

Posted by Mike in MO | May 6, 2008 9:41 AM
2

He looks like a hippy; he'd probably smoke pot.

Posted by DanFan | May 6, 2008 9:42 AM
3

Well, he certainly wouldn't wear that stupid T-shirt.

Posted by Fifty-Two-Eighty | May 6, 2008 9:46 AM
4

So THAT'S how he ascended to heaven. I knew it was a trick.

Posted by muggims | May 6, 2008 9:49 AM
5

What idiot is wearing that?

Posted by Mr. Poe | May 6, 2008 9:52 AM
6

I'll tell you what Jesus did in a dream I had a while back: he played the guitar solo from Pink Floyd's "Time." It was awesome.

Posted by Greg | May 6, 2008 10:02 AM
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Pink Floyd is probably the worst band of all time.

Posted by Mr. Poe | May 6, 2008 10:05 AM
8

Exactly, those that actually read the bible would know...that there's a lot he would do...contrary to popular belief...

I for one think he'd skateboard.

Posted by sir jorge | May 6, 2008 10:11 AM
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@7 i agree if we're talking the post-jesus stuff. his solos were inspired.

"funny" t-shirts seem to be very popular right now. i don't think i like them that much. though i did almost laugh at the "vandelay industries: importing/exporting fine latex goods" one i saw.

Posted by infrequent | May 6, 2008 10:11 AM
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I know what Jesus wouldn't do: He would not Bareback! That's right! Jesus would wrap it every time!!

Posted by Cato the Younger Younger | May 6, 2008 10:21 AM
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@7: I used to be on your team, but then I watched Live at Pompeii on a good 3-way. Amaaaaaaaaaazing.

Posted by bronkitis | May 6, 2008 10:35 AM
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Poe: I usually don't mind your acerbic comments. I know you post them soley to ruffle feathers.

But don't fuck with Floyd.

Posted by Mike in MO | May 6, 2008 10:48 AM
13

Pretty sure Goodbye Blue Sky is the closest they've come to not sucking. I'd rather listen to Hanson.

Posted by Mr. Poe | May 6, 2008 10:52 AM
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Fearless

That should settle it once and for all.

Posted by Mike in MO | May 6, 2008 11:26 AM
15

Nice. He did have an adventurous life: took off from his parents at 12, ditched the family business, wandered off into the desert for 40 days for who-know-what kind of Xtreme Survivor fun & games. Then the hangin' out with rabble and dating a hooker...yup. Entirely in the spirit of the Jesus story. Thanks for posting!

Posted by justme | May 6, 2008 3:12 PM
16

i second 'fearless.' and nominate 'animals' in its entirety.
of course, i also thought the shirt was rather amusing.

Posted by pretentious | May 6, 2008 3:50 PM
17

would jesus bomb foreign countries whose resources he wanted or government policies he didn't agree w/?

Posted by feom | May 6, 2008 6:30 PM

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