Brownish, syrupy residue?
DIET COKE IS MADE OF PEOPLE!!!!!!!
@1: I've always said it tasted like death.
Granted, I didn't read the article, but there's nothing new about using lye to dispose of bodies.
If you read Mary Roach's book "Stiff" you'd know all about alkaline hydrolysis and other cool ways to dispose of remains. Cause even putting your corpse in a box is just a way to dispose of it. I want to become compost for a tree- think it would be cool to have a fruit tree as my tombstone.
I prefer to use peat bogs.
When I die, just buy me an "All Aboard America" pass and stick me on Amtrak. Someone will find me sooner or later, and do whatever they do with dead bodies.
I'm opting for cryogenics if I can afford it.
I'm going to be buried with my Darwin Award.
I'm going to dig up elenchos' Darwin Award during a thunderstorm using a metal shovel, while it rains.
we should all be immersed in plastic resin--in sliced pieces, of course--and made into mobiles which hang from the ceiling. over the baby's crib.
Or they could turn us into coral farms ...
So what's the problem? Supposing I outlive them, I want my ashes sprinkled over my cats graves.
I was planning on the compost-for-fruit-tree thing, but then I read about this process where your ashes are compressed and turned into a diamond.
"Your ring is beautiful."
"It's my granny amazonmidwife."
Seriously though, I'll be dead so it won't matter; the family will do what it needs to.
Why all this technology and chemicals?
GATOR FARM!
Whatever happened to dumping the body in the woods?
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