Slog - Comments on There Goes Your (Nonexistent) Chance http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/05/there_goes_your_nonexistent_chance Scarlett Johansson and Ryan Reynolds are engaged. I'm sure that Mr. Reynolds' washboard abs must've sealed the deal. But still: first Josh Hartnett and now Ryan Reynolds? Is Johansson afraid of dating talented men?... Copyright 2008 Mon, 05 May 2008 17:59:23 -0800 Tue, 06 May 2008 13:21:14 -0800 http://www.movabletype.org/?v=3.34 http://blogs.law.harvard.edu/tech/rss Comment by Jason Devastating use of bold tags.

]]> Jason http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/05/there_goes_your_nonexistent_chance#c1014885 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/05/there_goes_your_nonexistent_chance#c1014885 Celeb Mon, 05 May 2008 18:04:33 -0800 Comment by Jamey Summa I agree with Jason. Made me laugh. Ah, Scarlett.

]]> Jamey Summa http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/05/there_goes_your_nonexistent_chance#c1014891 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/05/there_goes_your_nonexistent_chance#c1014891 Celeb Mon, 05 May 2008 18:09:40 -0800 Comment by Justy Perhaps Mr. Reynolds is talented in areas other than acting?

]]> Justy http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/05/there_goes_your_nonexistent_chance#c1014902 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/05/there_goes_your_nonexistent_chance#c1014902 Celeb Mon, 05 May 2008 18:19:13 -0800 Comment by ellarosa are you under the impression SHE is talented? i've yet to see any evidence of such. she's just hot. there is a difference, you know. (i've seen plenty of straight men confuse the two in regards to female actresses, so it's understandable).

]]> ellarosa http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/05/there_goes_your_nonexistent_chance#c1014924 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/05/there_goes_your_nonexistent_chance#c1014924 Celeb Mon, 05 May 2008 18:47:51 -0800 Comment by champ She's just engaged, that doesn't mean sh*t. That ring will come off the second she sees me.

]]> champ http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/05/there_goes_your_nonexistent_chance#c1014934 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/05/there_goes_your_nonexistent_chance#c1014934 Celeb Mon, 05 May 2008 18:54:40 -0800 Comment by Ed A "talented man" reference coming from the "Books Editor" of The Stranger. Funny, ironic - what a sense of humor.

]]> Ed http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/05/there_goes_your_nonexistent_chance#c1014949 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/05/there_goes_your_nonexistent_chance#c1014949 Celeb Mon, 05 May 2008 19:07:08 -0800 Comment by bubbles I think Reynolds is talented. Maybe he's not a great dramatic actor, but I like his comedic work.

]]> bubbles http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/05/there_goes_your_nonexistent_chance#c1014962 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/05/there_goes_your_nonexistent_chance#c1014962 Celeb Mon, 05 May 2008 19:17:32 -0800 Comment by Will in Seattle I think champ has the winning attitude ... and a forthcoming no-contact order ...

]]> Will in Seattle http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/05/there_goes_your_nonexistent_chance#c1014963 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/05/there_goes_your_nonexistent_chance#c1014963 Celeb Mon, 05 May 2008 19:17:35 -0800 Comment by PopTart Hey, Slog ate my orgasm comment, what's up with that? His washboard abs made my panties wet. There Slog, like that one better?

]]> PopTart http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/05/there_goes_your_nonexistent_chance#c1014964 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/05/there_goes_your_nonexistent_chance#c1014964 Celeb Mon, 05 May 2008 19:17:40 -0800 Comment by heywhatsit I'm Dane Cook is up next.

]]> heywhatsit http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/05/there_goes_your_nonexistent_chance#c1014974 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/05/there_goes_your_nonexistent_chance#c1014974 Celeb Mon, 05 May 2008 19:26:58 -0800 Comment by Jessica I liked them better when he was nailing Alanis and she was single and dating her way across Hollywood.

]]> Jessica http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/05/there_goes_your_nonexistent_chance#c1014988 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/05/there_goes_your_nonexistent_chance#c1014988 Celeb Mon, 05 May 2008 19:39:32 -0800 Comment by King Rat They'll be divorced within 3 years, and I'll have another chance.

Either that or when she sleeps around on him, I'll be the guy.

My hopes are undimmed.

]]> King Rat http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/05/there_goes_your_nonexistent_chance#c1015004 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/05/there_goes_your_nonexistent_chance#c1015004 Celeb Mon, 05 May 2008 19:52:42 -0800 Comment by Sara Does this mean his ex, Alanis, will be writing an angry song about Scarlett?

Please?

]]> Sara http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/05/there_goes_your_nonexistent_chance#c1015034 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/05/there_goes_your_nonexistent_chance#c1015034 Celeb Mon, 05 May 2008 20:20:55 -0800 Comment by elenchos She looks just a little teeny bit like Ann Coulter in that picture. Holy fuck.

]]> elenchos http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/05/there_goes_your_nonexistent_chance#c1015071 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/05/there_goes_your_nonexistent_chance#c1015071 Celeb Mon, 05 May 2008 21:14:45 -0800 Comment by Fnarf Yeah, I was thinking the same thing. When did Scarlett J turn into a man? And her head seems like it's the wrong size.

]]> Fnarf http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/05/there_goes_your_nonexistent_chance#c1015107 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/05/there_goes_your_nonexistent_chance#c1015107 Celeb Mon, 05 May 2008 22:30:29 -0800 Comment by ams Is it just me, or does he have a screwed up face? I have never been able to get past it.

]]> ams http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/05/there_goes_your_nonexistent_chance#c1015118 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/05/there_goes_your_nonexistent_chance#c1015118 Celeb Mon, 05 May 2008 22:51:02 -0800 Comment by M Let's dissect: Scarlett=hot, fiance=hot singers'/starlet's whore, people who care about this shit= those who deserve McCain and Lieberman for president....i.e. wtf matters

]]> M http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/05/there_goes_your_nonexistent_chance#c1015159 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/05/there_goes_your_nonexistent_chance#c1015159 Celeb Tue, 06 May 2008 00:17:05 -0800 Comment by Will in Seattle @14,15 - might be an HDTV or other aspect photo that was shrank down to a different aspect.

Personally, Maria Carey getting married was far more devastating news ...

]]> Will in Seattle http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/05/there_goes_your_nonexistent_chance#c1015165 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/05/there_goes_your_nonexistent_chance#c1015165 Celeb Tue, 06 May 2008 00:32:06 -0800 Comment by Sam Ryan Reynolds is a fantastic comedic actor!

]]> Sam http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/05/there_goes_your_nonexistent_chance#c1015228 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/05/there_goes_your_nonexistent_chance#c1015228 Celeb Tue, 06 May 2008 07:48:31 -0800 Comment by meh The only woman that matters is the actress who plays Six. And ECB.

]]> meh http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/05/there_goes_your_nonexistent_chance#c1015229 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/05/there_goes_your_nonexistent_chance#c1015229 Celeb Tue, 06 May 2008 07:49:41 -0800 Comment by elenchos @17

Steven Pinker wrote a whole book saying that caring about this shit is why humans developed language and came to rule the earth. Who'd have thought?

]]> elenchos http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/05/there_goes_your_nonexistent_chance#c1015232 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/05/there_goes_your_nonexistent_chance#c1015232 Celeb Tue, 06 May 2008 07:55:25 -0800 Comment by SDizzle Why is she marrying him, he's ORANGE!

]]> SDizzle http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/05/there_goes_your_nonexistent_chance#c1015254 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/05/there_goes_your_nonexistent_chance#c1015254 Celeb Tue, 06 May 2008 08:42:03 -0800 Comment by Greg Well, this is really just a new form of Winslet fatalism.

]]> Greg http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/05/there_goes_your_nonexistent_chance#c1015270 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/05/there_goes_your_nonexistent_chance#c1015270 Celeb Tue, 06 May 2008 09:08:18 -0800 Comment by benxer best pic on the face of the planet below!!

hes my number one star fuck

http://www.muscleandstrength.com/gallery/data/515/Ryan_Reynolds.jpg

]]> benxer http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/05/there_goes_your_nonexistent_chance#c1015285 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/05/there_goes_your_nonexistent_chance#c1015285 Celeb Tue, 06 May 2008 09:27:36 -0800 Comment by max solomon how old is she, 22? brilliant move. divorced by 25.

]]> max solomon http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/05/there_goes_your_nonexistent_chance#c1015333 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/05/there_goes_your_nonexistent_chance#c1015333 Celeb Tue, 06 May 2008 09:40:38 -0800 Comment by michael strangeways Why is HE marrying HER?

He at least, is kinda funny. She's basically a coat hangar with a nice rack.

]]> michael strangeways http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/05/there_goes_your_nonexistent_chance#c1015422 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/05/there_goes_your_nonexistent_chance#c1015422 Celeb Tue, 06 May 2008 09:57:16 -0800 Comment by PopTart @17 I realize my name is rather disingenuous, but surprisingly I am capable of both thinking that Ryan's washboard abs are smokin' hot and caring about politics.

]]> PopTart http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/05/there_goes_your_nonexistent_chance#c1015498 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/05/there_goes_your_nonexistent_chance#c1015498 Celeb Tue, 06 May 2008 10:11:52 -0800 Comment by Aislinn @20: If that were true, you'd know her name.

@23: I had never heard of that, but it is amazing.

]]> Aislinn http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/05/there_goes_your_nonexistent_chance#c1015657 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/05/there_goes_your_nonexistent_chance#c1015657 Celeb Tue, 06 May 2008 10:49:45 -0800 Comment by Greg @28: And true. Just looking at the page again has reminded me how pointless my life is.

]]> Greg http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/05/there_goes_your_nonexistent_chance#c1015883 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/05/there_goes_your_nonexistent_chance#c1015883 Celeb Tue, 06 May 2008 12:00:48 -0800 Comment by Gabe "Talented men" Paul? Really? Check. Ryan Reynolds not talented? Hilarious. Check. Cuckolding Scarlett Johanssen fantasies are-a-go.

]]> Gabe http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/05/there_goes_your_nonexistent_chance#c1016070 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/05/there_goes_your_nonexistent_chance#c1016070 Celeb Tue, 06 May 2008 12:58:54 -0800 Comment by Non Hello? Ryan Reynolds proposed and got engaged to Alanis Morissette for three years before he dumped her.


Don't worry y'all...you still have nonexistent chances!!!

]]> Non http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/05/there_goes_your_nonexistent_chance#c1016119 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/05/there_goes_your_nonexistent_chance#c1016119 Celeb Tue, 06 May 2008 13:21:14 -0800