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God, your neighborhood's really turning into a dangerous shithole, eh?

Posted by Hernandez | May 21, 2008 1:09 PM

Re Zapper: Yikes yikes yikes. Yikes.

Re Time: Rodney and Gary earn 3 gay points apiece for correctly identifying Saturday 2:30 AM as "late Friday."

Posted by Franzibald Smythe-Cromwell | May 21, 2008 1:11 PM

Personally, I feel safer knowing that the Seattle police are using their time busting the Eagle for showing nudie movies. We gotta protect the CHILDREN!

Posted by montex | May 21, 2008 1:27 PM

If anyone fucks with The Bus Stop guys I'll cap their ass. Thanks for so many great nights!!!

Posted by Jubilation T. Cornball | May 21, 2008 1:32 PM

This guy seems to be really, really bad at this. He doesn't deserve the "Mad Zapper" name, yo.

Posted by Mr. Poe | May 21, 2008 1:32 PM

What ever happened to the guardian angels of Capitol Hill? Can we get them back?

Posted by scharrera | May 21, 2008 1:41 PM

Heard of a cab? A nice stroll after a few late night drinks could lead to real danger!

Posted by Vince | May 21, 2008 1:46 PM

I replaced the batteries, so next time I'll be ready!

P.S. I prefer just "The Zapper". Thanks.

Posted by The Zapper | May 21, 2008 1:51 PM

Note that, while you can get a taser for $300, it costs at least $25 per shot:

so the Mad Taserr artist is pretty soon going to bankrupt himself!

Posted by Andrew Taylor | May 21, 2008 1:59 PM

Note also:

The cartridges also scatter dozens of microdots that look like confetti. Each microdot has the registration number of the Taser or replacement cartridge so the weapon can be traced to the original purchaser of the weapon or cartridge. In the event of a TASER® Weapon ever utilized to commit a crime, law enforcement are able to trace the weapon back to the original purchaser.

Posted by Andrew Taylor | May 21, 2008 2:02 PM

@9 & @10 This guy wasn't using a Tazer with a projectile... otherwise they'd have seen two wired prongs hit one of them. More than likely he was using a stungun- it only works at close range, but leaves no confetti trail.

Posted by UNPAID BLOGGER | May 21, 2008 2:12 PM

noted homosexuals and progenitors WHAT! Rodney and Gary are gay! NO WAY! LOL. Sweet guys those two.

So I think we need a group to stand up on 13th so we can get photos of the Zapper. He seems to stay in that area!

Posted by NikT22 | May 21, 2008 2:17 PM


"one-and-future" ?

Posted by the bloop | May 21, 2008 2:18 PM

The Bus Stop is re-opening this summer!


Posted by NikT22 | May 21, 2008 2:20 PM

Here's my advice: if you are walking home at night, and a man jumps out from behind bushes pointing a gun-shaped object at you, shoot him.

Posted by Stinky | May 21, 2008 5:31 PM

It seems like some kind of nice, convenient extendable nightstick/billy club would work well for such a situation. Aim at knee caps.

Or get a gun you pansy CappyHill peeps. For cereal.

Posted by Sam | May 21, 2008 10:00 PM

He's gonna fuck with the wrong one. It'll get him killt. I have a concealed firearms permit, and a concealed firearm. I know how to look like a potential victim. Be warned, evil punkass predators!

Posted by UnCommon Sense | May 21, 2008 10:53 PM

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