God, your neighborhood's really turning into a dangerous shithole, eh?
Re Zapper: Yikes yikes yikes. Yikes.
Re Time: Rodney and Gary earn 3 gay points apiece for correctly identifying Saturday 2:30 AM as "late Friday."
Personally, I feel safer knowing that the Seattle police are using their time busting the Eagle for showing nudie movies. We gotta protect the CHILDREN!
If anyone fucks with The Bus Stop guys I'll cap their ass. Thanks for so many great nights!!!
This guy seems to be really, really bad at this. He doesn't deserve the "Mad Zapper" name, yo.
What ever happened to the guardian angels of Capitol Hill? Can we get them back?
Heard of a cab? A nice stroll after a few late night drinks could lead to real danger!
I replaced the batteries, so next time I'll be ready!
P.S. I prefer just "The Zapper". Thanks.
Note that, while you can get a taser for $300, it costs at least $25 per shot:
so the Mad Taserr artist is pretty soon going to bankrupt himself!
The cartridges also scatter dozens of microdots that look like confetti. Each microdot has the registration number of the Taser or replacement cartridge so the weapon can be traced to the original purchaser of the weapon or cartridge. In the event of a TASER® Weapon ever utilized to commit a crime, law enforcement are able to trace the weapon back to the original purchaser.
@9 & @10 This guy wasn't using a Tazer with a projectile... otherwise they'd have seen two wired prongs hit one of them. More than likely he was using a stungun- it only works at close range, but leaves no confetti trail.
noted homosexuals and progenitors WHAT! Rodney and Gary are gay! NO WAY! LOL. Sweet guys those two.
So I think we need a group to stand up on 13th so we can get photos of the Zapper. He seems to stay in that area!
The Bus Stop is re-opening this summer!
Here's my advice: if you are walking home at night, and a man jumps out from behind bushes pointing a gun-shaped object at you, shoot him.
It seems like some kind of nice, convenient extendable nightstick/billy club would work well for such a situation. Aim at knee caps.
Or get a gun you pansy CappyHill peeps. For cereal.
He's gonna fuck with the wrong one. It'll get him killt. I have a concealed firearms permit, and a concealed firearm. I know how to look like a potential victim. Be warned, evil punkass predators!
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