Slog - Comments on The Zapper Always Zaps Twice!

Comment by Hernandez

Hernandez — Wed, 21 May 2008 13:09:22 -0800

God, your neighborhood's really turning into a dangerous shithole, eh?

Comment by Franzibald Smythe-Cromwell

Franzibald Smythe-Cromwell — Wed, 21 May 2008 13:11:25 -0800

Re Zapper: Yikes yikes yikes. Yikes.

Re Time: Rodney and Gary earn 3 gay points apiece for correctly identifying Saturday 2:30 AM as "late Friday."

Comment by montex

montex — Wed, 21 May 2008 13:27:14 -0800

Personally, I feel safer knowing that the Seattle police are using their time busting the Eagle for showing nudie movies. We gotta protect the CHILDREN!

Comment by Jubilation T. Cornball

Jubilation T. Cornball — Wed, 21 May 2008 13:32:33 -0800

If anyone fucks with The Bus Stop guys I'll cap their ass. Thanks for so many great nights!!!

Comment by Mr. Poe

Mr. Poe — Wed, 21 May 2008 13:32:38 -0800

This guy seems to be really, really bad at this. He doesn't deserve the "Mad Zapper" name, yo.

Comment by scharrera

scharrera — Wed, 21 May 2008 13:41:54 -0800

What ever happened to the guardian angels of Capitol Hill? Can we get them back?

Comment by Vince

Vince — Wed, 21 May 2008 13:46:04 -0800

Heard of a cab? A nice stroll after a few late night drinks could lead to real danger!

Comment by The Zapper

The Zapper — Wed, 21 May 2008 13:51:02 -0800

I replaced the batteries, so next time I'll be ready!

P.S. I prefer just "The Zapper". Thanks.

Comment by Andrew Taylor

Andrew Taylor — Wed, 21 May 2008 13:59:28 -0800

Note that, while you can get a taser for $300, it costs at least $25 per shot:

http://www.taser.org/aircarsetof21.html

so the Mad Taserr artist is pretty soon going to bankrupt himself!

Comment by Andrew Taylor

Andrew Taylor — Wed, 21 May 2008 14:02:49 -0800

Note also:

http://www.taser.org/projectile.html

The cartridges also scatter dozens of microdots that look like confetti. Each microdot has the registration number of the Taser or replacement cartridge so the weapon can be traced to the original purchaser of the weapon or cartridge. In the event of a TASER� Weapon ever utilized to commit a crime, law enforcement are able to trace the weapon back to the original purchaser.

Comment by UNPAID BLOGGER

UNPAID BLOGGER — Wed, 21 May 2008 14:12:25 -0800

@9 & @10 This guy wasn't using a Tazer with a projectile... otherwise they'd have seen two wired prongs hit one of them. More than likely he was using a stungun- it only works at close range, but leaves no confetti trail.

Comment by NikT22

NikT22 — Wed, 21 May 2008 14:17:13 -0800

noted homosexuals and progenitors WHAT! Rodney and Gary are gay! NO WAY! LOL. Sweet guys those two.

So I think we need a group to stand up on 13th so we can get photos of the Zapper. He seems to stay in that area!

Comment by the bloop

the bloop — Wed, 21 May 2008 14:18:19 -0800

@AR

"one-and-future" ?

Comment by NikT22

NikT22 — Wed, 21 May 2008 14:20:28 -0800

The Bus Stop is re-opening this summer!

Woo-HOO!

Comment by Stinky

Stinky — Wed, 21 May 2008 17:31:52 -0800

Here's my advice: if you are walking home at night, and a man jumps out from behind bushes pointing a gun-shaped object at you, shoot him.

Comment by Sam

Sam — Wed, 21 May 2008 22:00:25 -0800

It seems like some kind of nice, convenient extendable nightstick/billy club would work well for such a situation. Aim at knee caps.

Or get a gun you pansy CappyHill peeps. For cereal.

Comment by UnCommon Sense

UnCommon Sense — Wed, 21 May 2008 22:53:30 -0800

He's gonna fuck with the wrong one. It'll get him killt. I have a concealed firearms permit, and a concealed firearm. I know how to look like a potential victim. Be warned, evil punkass predators!