I initially thought the headline read "South End Gopher Strikes Again".
That would have been funnier.
A detective came into my office a while back asking if we knew anything about this guy.
P.S. I hope the cops catch this jackass.
Yes, I know that this guy is a creep and that this is serious, and I hope they catch him....
But doesn't he sound like a character from a John Waters movie?
@1 I totally read it that way too!
4, yes. and knowing waters, he might not even hire an actor to play him, but the guy himself (after he's done his 1 year + community service, ahem).
Also, everyone please go and flame theferret's LiveJournal, because clearly this is all his fault.
I was going to make a joke about his just being confused trying to find a South end BBW party, but clearly nobody's confusing an Asian woman and her kid as a South end BBW party. Maybe from the back.
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