Team Youth Pastor Watch (AKA Team Rain Man) and Team Ecce Homo’s Enormous Penis both rocked the trivia game last night, rising well above four other teams to tie for first place after an hour of hard quizzing. In the end, Youth Pastor Watch took the huge bag of prizes via a tie-breaker. Congratulations to the winners (Scary Tyler Moore, Wisepunk, Rain Main, Infrequent, and Enigma). And a sloppy Stranger thank you to everyone who showed up and played and drank and guzzled fried fish nuggets (and especially to Wisepunk for delivering the scrumptious triple coconut cream pie).

I’m sure the commenters will fill you in on all the salacious details that I’m forgetting. Some photos are in our photo pool already.

In the meanwhile, here are the questions, in case you missed the party or want to quiz your mother this weekend:

ROUND 1: Arts and Assholes

1) Kevin Hyder, Emmett Montgomery, Daniel Carroll, and Scott Moran, the comedians behind Chop Suey’s Laff Hole, are part of which comedy production group?

2) Seattle Art Museum recently received a gift of “The Great Wave at Kanagawa,” from the series “Thirty-Six Views of Mount Fuji,” by which Japanese artist?

3) Architect Rem Koolhaas is planning to build a 44-story replica of the Death Star in which city?

4) Auschglitz! is a blog devoted to what?

5) Which radio station is an Enemy of Slog?

6) What book convention did Paul Constant recently cover on Slog?

7) What is the name of A Million Little Pieces author James Frey’s upcoming novel?

8) Name two local productions that Nick Garrison has acted in.

9) Andrew Wright said this about which film currently in theaters? “The two most attractive women in the cast never even take their tops off. That faint thumping noise you hear is Russ Meyer doing donuts in his grave.”

10) What was the popular catchphrase of legendary Slog homophobe Daniel Freykis?

ROUND 2: Local News

1) Which Seattle City Council member just can’t stay out of trouble?

2) Which local athlete was recently arrested on a domestic violence charge?

3) Who was recently banned from the Fremont market?

4) Amazon.com just filed suit against which state to block a law requiring online retailers to pay sales tax?

5) How many cops does the city want to hire over the next five years?

6) What’s our new soccer team called?

BONUS POINT: What’s the name of the first player signed to the team?

7) Which Stranger staffer recently caught a man masturbating outside their window?

ROUND 3: Sex, Drugs, and Science

1) The inventor of LSD died at age 102 last month. What was his name?

2) Which nation has the most prisoners behind bars?

3) David Schmader, in an ode to great prescription drug names, said if he ever has a son, he’ll name him what?
Multiple choice:
a. Mucinex
b. Plavix
c. Flomax
d. Xanax
e. Cialis

4) One of the most-read Slog posts of all time involved a graphic cooking experiment carried out by Jonah and his deep fryer. What did Jonah make?

5) Which of these so-called “clean” fuel sources is greenest, according to Jonathan Golob?
a. nuclear
b. hydroelectric
c. wind
d. biofuels
e. wood

6) Last month, 29 people Germany sought medical attention after smoking weed laced with what?

7) Which CNN personality was arrested in Central Park CNN in April with drugs and a rope around his neck that was tied to his genitals?

ROUND 4: National News

1) Earlier this week, Belinda Carlisle—via her son—endorsed which presidential candidate?

2) Which two counties in Indiana were way late in reporting primary results on Tuesday?

3) Name one of the five states that just announced they’ll try to save money by letting prisoners out early.

4) Which vodka producer recently caught shit from crazy redneck hicks over an ad showing the Southwestern US as part of Mexico?

5) Which controversial church does Obama attend?

6) Which hotel chain is testing new room amenities including waterproof mattresses?

ROUND 5: We Also Publish a Damn Good Newspaper

1) Who was the author of the I, Anonymous column in which a daughter bitched out her father for giving two of her girlfriends herpes?

2) What did that six-year-old girl in Minneapolis sit on that sucked out her lower intestine?

3) What mundane scenario did Last Days encounter on a Seattle street, describing the event as “the most depressing thing we’ve ever seen”?

4) Stranger readers are familiar with the beloved “New Columns!” STUPID, STUPID BABY and STUPID, STUPID KITTEN. What was the subject of the third installment of the Stupid Stupid Trilogy?

5) Name two of the comic strips that appear in the current issue of The Stranger.

6) Who writes the weekly column “Bug in the Bassbin”?

7) What is the popular nickname for the man who wraps his head and torso in silver duct tape and walks around the University District?

Tie Breaker

On what day, month, and year was Slog born?

ROUND 1
1) People’s Republic of Komedy or “PROK”
2) Hokusai
3) Dubai
4) American amateur show choirs—”show choirs” is okay, too
5) KUOW
6) Norwescon.
7) Bright Shiny Morning.
8)Hedwig and the Angry Inch, Cabaret, Valley of the Dolls, Loot, Vera Wilde, Randee Sparks
9) Zombie Strippers
10) “Go live in France, pussy you faggots.”

ROUND 2
1) Richard McIver
2Rocky Bernard
3) Scientologists
4) New York
5) 105
6) Seattle Sounders FC
BONUS POINT: Sebastien Le Toux
7) Megan Seling

ROUND 3
1) Albert Hofmann
2) U.S.
3) Flomax
4) bacon-wrapped, cheese-stuffed, deep-fried hotdogs
5) wind
6) lead
7) Richard Quest

ROUND 4
1) Hillary Clinton
2) Union and Lake
3) Options: California, Rhode Island, Kentucky, Mississippi, South Carolina
4) Absolut
5) Trinity Church of Christ
6) Courtyard by Marriott

ROUND 5
1) Anonymous
2) a pool drain
3) a saltine dissolving in a shallow puddle
4) STUPID STUPID CROUTON
5) Get Your War On, Maakies, American Affairs Desk, Troubletown, or Underworld
6) Donte Parks
7) The Chrome Sheriff

Tie Breaker
April 26, 2005