Slog - Comments on Self-Published Books Get No Respect IV

Comment by keshmeshi

keshmeshi — Fri, 30 May 2008 14:55:26 -0800

Look at the size of that kid's hand. What is it that they say about a guy with big hands?

And, you know, a children's book doesn't actually have to be illustrated by a child.

Eric Reynolds — Fri, 30 May 2008 15:09:30 -0800

Please don't stop with these, Paul.

Greg — Fri, 30 May 2008 15:14:28 -0800

I enjoy the "Puppy by:" and "Angel by:" credits at the bottom of the cover.

Marcel Duchump — Fri, 30 May 2008 15:27:35 -0800

Is the boy on the cover holding a copy of the book he's on the cover of? Thats so meta.

Wolf — Fri, 30 May 2008 15:44:06 -0800

This one would be like shooting fish in a barrel, so I'm not even going to try. I mean, sometimes the jokes almost write themselves...

Sirkowski — Fri, 30 May 2008 16:01:52 -0800

It's Hillary.

Sad Comment — Fri, 30 May 2008 16:30:51 -0800

But some people love to be spanked. So, if you don't spank them does that then mean that you no longer love them?