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posted by Paul Constant on May 30 at 14:00 PM
The title is IF YOU LOVE ME, PLEASE DON’T SPANK ME!, and the boy on the cover is saying “Hey Mom. This boy looks alot like me.” Also note the lacivious mushroom to the right of the boy.
Look at the size of that kid's hand. What is it that they say about a guy with big hands?
And, you know, a children's book doesn't actually have to be illustrated by a child.
Please don't stop with these, Paul.
I enjoy the "Puppy by:" and "Angel by:" credits at the bottom of the cover.
Is the boy on the cover holding a copy of the book he's on the cover of? Thats so meta.
This one would be like shooting fish in a barrel, so I'm not even going to try. I mean, sometimes the jokes almost write themselves...
It's Hillary.
But some people love to be spanked. So, if you don't spank them does that then mean that you no longer love them?
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Look at the size of that kid's hand. What is it that they say about a guy with big hands?
And, you know, a children's book doesn't actually have to be illustrated by a child.
Please don't stop with these, Paul.
I enjoy the "Puppy by:" and "Angel by:" credits at the bottom of the cover.
Is the boy on the cover holding a copy of the book he's on the cover of? Thats so meta.
This one would be like shooting fish in a barrel, so I'm not even going to try. I mean, sometimes the jokes almost write themselves...
It's Hillary.
But some people love to be spanked. So, if you don't spank them does that then mean that you no longer love them?
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