Slog - Comments on “See women as trouble.” http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/05/see_women_as_trouble L.A. Magazine has a feature by a former Jack Sparrow impersonator who worked at Disneyland. There's not a lot here that's surprising, but it's entertaining enough. Women hit on Jack Sparrow and Tarzan--a buff guy wearing nothing but a loincloth--pretty continuously. When I worked as a mall Easter Bunny many, many years ago, mothers would always be rubbing my crotch. I'm not sure why that is, but it was, for the most part, an acceptable extra bit of discomfort in a horrible, horrible job. But somebody who resembles Johnny Depp, rather unsurprisingly, gets a lot more than a little bunny... Copyright 2008 Wed, 21 May 2008 13:01:46 -0800 Wed, 21 May 2008 17:14:45 -0800 http://www.movabletype.org/?v=3.34 http://blogs.law.harvard.edu/tech/rss Comment by Christin The story link: http://www.lamag.com/featuredarticle.aspx?id=7016

]]> Christin http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/05/see_women_as_trouble#c1029188 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/05/see_women_as_trouble#c1029188 ??!! Wed, 21 May 2008 13:14:34 -0800 Comment by Gloria Probably furry enthusiasts.

]]> Gloria http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/05/see_women_as_trouble#c1029199 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/05/see_women_as_trouble#c1029199 ??!! Wed, 21 May 2008 13:20:00 -0800 Comment by fonky Oh shit! Hilarious.

]]> fonky http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/05/see_women_as_trouble#c1029211 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/05/see_women_as_trouble#c1029211 ??!! Wed, 21 May 2008 13:30:10 -0800 Comment by scary tyler moore paul constant in a bunny suit? grrrrrrowr!!!!!

]]> scary tyler moore http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/05/see_women_as_trouble#c1029286 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/05/see_women_as_trouble#c1029286 ??!! Wed, 21 May 2008 14:17:54 -0800 Comment by PopTart I have never, ever felt the urge to grope someone in a bunny suit. Even if I'd known it was Paul under that fur I would not have groped him.

And the costumed people at the Disney Parks always creep me out slightly. Especially the Buzz Lightyear guy. Cause he GROPED ME. Oh, sure, he pretended it was because he couldn't see under his big bulky head piece, but my ass was nowhere near the pen he was supposedly reaching for.

]]> PopTart http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/05/see_women_as_trouble#c1029307 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/05/see_women_as_trouble#c1029307 ??!! Wed, 21 May 2008 14:36:06 -0800 Comment by keshmeshi I wonder what would happen if the guy showed up without the makeup and costume.

]]> keshmeshi http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/05/see_women_as_trouble#c1029344 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/05/see_women_as_trouble#c1029344 ??!! Wed, 21 May 2008 15:06:57 -0800 Comment by michael strangeways That story was heterosexist.

Where's the story about Tarzan and Jack Sparrow rogering each other in the men's locker room underneith the Teacups?

]]> michael strangeways http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/05/see_women_as_trouble#c1029385 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/05/see_women_as_trouble#c1029385 ??!! Wed, 21 May 2008 15:49:27 -0800 Comment by Breklor I got hit on by a rather attractive young woman (I think; I didn't have a lot of visibility at the time) while dressed in a fuzzy green Baby Cthulhu costume at a local SF con.

The costume really wasn't designed for that sort of thing, so I regretfully declined...

]]> Breklor http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/05/see_women_as_trouble#c1029403 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/05/see_women_as_trouble#c1029403 ??!! Wed, 21 May 2008 16:04:09 -0800 Comment by Fnarf @8: that's what pocketknives are for.

]]> Fnarf http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/05/see_women_as_trouble#c1029479 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/05/see_women_as_trouble#c1029479 ??!! Wed, 21 May 2008 17:14:45 -0800