??!! “See women as trouble.”
posted by May 21 at 13:01 PMon
L.A. Magazine has a feature by a former Jack Sparrow impersonator who worked at Disneyland. There’s not a lot here that’s surprising, but it’s entertaining enough. Women hit on Jack Sparrow and Tarzan—a buff guy wearing nothing but a loincloth—pretty continuously.
When I worked as a mall Easter Bunny many, many years ago, mothers would always be rubbing my crotch. I’m not sure why that is, but it was, for the most part, an acceptable extra bit of discomfort in a horrible, horrible job. But somebody who resembles Johnny Depp, rather unsurprisingly, gets a lot more than a little bunny rub:
Here’s a napkin someone wrote on for me: “I will give you a blow job on your break, so sexy! Kim—714-XXX-XXXX.”
Eventually, Jack gets fired for having a relationship with a mermaid. It’s all very risque.