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Posted by Juli | May 22, 2008 2:15 PM

How'd the arrest me if I'm still posting here? Oh wait. Shit!

Posted by Sir Learnsalot | May 22, 2008 2:42 PM

Headline: Cops Grip Groper

Posted by Inkweary | May 22, 2008 2:54 PM

I bet it is that kid that ran over his "sister"

Posted by StrangerDanger | May 22, 2008 3:03 PM

sigh...i wish someone would grope ME!

Posted by michael strangeways | May 22, 2008 3:17 PM

@4 That was his sister, not his "sister".

Posted by Andrew | May 22, 2008 3:17 PM

The cops could arrest hundreds of gropers on any given Saturday night by hitting up any crowded club on Pioneer Square.

Posted by Chalupa | May 22, 2008 3:45 PM

At night, when Mr. Poe dreams of love, this face is what he sees.

Posted by Jubilation T. Cornball | May 22, 2008 4:11 PM

Is it okay to laugh at what this guy did? I mean, next to murders and rape by penetration, this guy's actions don't seem so serious.

Posted by El Seven | May 22, 2008 4:12 PM


According to other sources you got the guy's name misspelled and age wrong.

But, hey ... nobody reads the dailies, right?

Posted by Jeff | May 22, 2008 4:12 PM

Can we get a mugshot that shows more of his shirt?

Posted by NapoleonXIV | May 22, 2008 4:16 PM

Cause, you know--that's a really cool looking shirt.

Posted by NapoleonXIV | May 22, 2008 4:24 PM

@9 - The cops are stating that he's connected to almost 2 dozen assaults mostly up and down the Rainier Valley for the last year. The victims were Asian and Asian-American women ranging in age from 16 to 92. Several were raped and seriously injured.

So, yeah, go ahead and laugh 'cause it's not a big deal. I mean, it's not like some hipster web-designer got mugged outside Neumo's or something.

Posted by Not On The Hill | May 22, 2008 4:27 PM

@10-that's according to info from SPD and the KC prosecutor's office.

Posted by Jonah S | May 22, 2008 4:31 PM

@ 13-no one was raped. No one was seriously injured.

Posted by Jonah S | May 22, 2008 4:43 PM

It's still not okay to laugh about what he did, though. It's creeps like him that make it scary to walk alone at night.

Posted by jess | May 22, 2008 4:52 PM


Posted by Non | May 22, 2008 5:06 PM

Is it OK to laugh at his crazyeyes?

Posted by Fnarf | May 22, 2008 6:45 PM

Not a big surprise.

Anyone know the racial breakdown of level one sex offenders?

Posted by ecce homo | May 22, 2008 6:55 PM

Is that Stringer Bell?

Posted by wire | May 22, 2008 6:58 PM

You're going to release his name and photo on the internet like that? Shouldn't you maybe wait until actual details come out like, say, EVIDENCE?

Posted by Trevor | May 22, 2008 6:59 PM

His eyes are doing the wave.

Posted by Fnarf | May 22, 2008 7:29 PM

Hey - He's the SOUTH SEATTLE groper. Don't take that away from us. We don't get much attention.

Posted by Catalina Vel-DuRay | May 22, 2008 7:31 PM

I will buy one for him. Or a broken beer bottle. You don't rape kids. Or women. Or men or animals for that matter.

Posted by bullet | May 22, 2008 7:41 PM

oh yeah, john waters material, fer sure.

Posted by ellarosa | May 22, 2008 7:55 PM

Hey asshead @21, This pervert has a rap sheet as long as his groping arm. That's why this crazy-eyed, sex offender's picture is on this blog and in all the newspapers.

Posted by Samson | May 22, 2008 9:04 PM

I was just mentally groped by his shirt. That's your third strike Senor S.S. Groper. So long forever!

Posted by croydonfacelift | May 22, 2008 10:41 PM

Trevor@21! What's the matter with you! Were you just released from a long captivity in some Wallingford basement? Arrestees are and always have been fair game. Mel Gibson, Nick Nolte, Karl Rove, OJ Simpson, shall we go on? I think not. Go by yourself a new Guatemalan vest or something.

Posted by croydonfacelift | May 22, 2008 10:54 PM
Arrestees are and always have been fair game.

Yes, that's very nice. We'll see how you feel when you're picked up for something you didn't actually do. Except oh, wait, that probably won't happen to you -- you're probably white.

Posted by Judah | May 23, 2008 7:20 AM

stringer bell?

Posted by Bellevue Ave | May 23, 2008 8:34 AM

Yes, I'm white. So are almost every one of the parade of right-wing pre-trial pervert Dan loves to expose. So then, Judah, what does being white have to do with it, apart from making you look like some dumbfuck 19-year old from Issaquah finishing up freshman year at Evergreen?

Maybe it's not so great that the press does this, but really, so what? It cuts all ways. Or didn't you take just a little joy in Mel's mugshots? In the Scooter Libby perp walk? Of course you did little man, so just pipe down.

Posted by croydonfacelift | May 23, 2008 10:52 AM

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