Slog - Comments on Reading Tonight http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/05/reading_tonight_65 One open mic and a whole lotta readings tonight, so let's get into it. Today there are three disgustingly popular authors reading at Borders downtown at noon. Terry Brooks, who wrote the novelization of Star Wars I: The Phantom Menace, and who I've commented on before, will be appearing with Susan Wigg, who is a popular romance author, and John Saul who writes Dean Koontz knock-offs, which is sad on many levels. Up at Third Place, Ellie Matthews, who won the motherfucking Pillsbury Bake-Off, will be reading from her book, which is about climbing to the top of the... Copyright 2008 Fri, 09 May 2008 09:47:11 -0800 Sat, 10 May 2008 12:41:32 -0800 http://www.movabletype.org/?v=3.34 http://blogs.law.harvard.edu/tech/rss Comment by J.R. Chelsea Handler is about fifty times as funny as you'll ever be, book dork.

]]> J.R. http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/05/reading_tonight_65#c1021019 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/05/reading_tonight_65#c1021019 Books Fri, 09 May 2008 09:59:32 -0800 Comment by Jessica I have a girl crush on Chelsea Handler.

]]> Jessica http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/05/reading_tonight_65#c1021030 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/05/reading_tonight_65#c1021030 Books Fri, 09 May 2008 10:12:35 -0800 Comment by Fifty-Two-Eighty Book Dork? You've got it all wrong, Paul is a manly man. Uh, Paul, I think you have a run in your pantyhose, though.

]]> Fifty-Two-Eighty http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/05/reading_tonight_65#c1021032 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/05/reading_tonight_65#c1021032 Books Fri, 09 May 2008 10:13:36 -0800 Comment by Paul Constant All's I'm sayin' is, it's a horrible title. I'm not claiming to be funnier than her. And @3: I don't wear pantyhose and I'll give you a two-word explanation why no man should: Dick soup.

]]> Paul Constant http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/05/reading_tonight_65#c1021037 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/05/reading_tonight_65#c1021037 Books Fri, 09 May 2008 10:16:46 -0800 Comment by Fifty-Two-Eighty I thought that was a Marx Brothers movie.

]]> Fifty-Two-Eighty http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/05/reading_tonight_65#c1021047 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/05/reading_tonight_65#c1021047 Books Fri, 09 May 2008 10:21:53 -0800 Comment by michael strangeways Chelsea Handler is an unfunny asshat who has a gig 'cause she's sleeping with the head of comedy central or whatever dumbass network she's on.

]]> michael strangeways http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/05/reading_tonight_65#c1021060 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/05/reading_tonight_65#c1021060 Books Fri, 09 May 2008 10:28:38 -0800 Comment by Cookie W. Monster I'm totally stoked for Chelsea Handler's book event. I hope it doesn't turn out like the time I went to see Rachael Ray's book event. I don't understand why they kicked me out. All I was doing was throwing Triscuit crackers at her! I figure if I only throw green olives at Chelsea Handler, they won't kick me out. University Book Store employees are infamously nice people, so they'll probably let me stay.

See you there, everybody! Don't forget your green olives!

]]> Cookie W. Monster http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/05/reading_tonight_65#c1021137 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/05/reading_tonight_65#c1021137 Books Fri, 09 May 2008 11:18:49 -0800 Comment by I Got Nuthin' I think Chelsea is hilarious and gorgeous. I can't wait for tonight!

]]> I Got Nuthin' http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/05/reading_tonight_65#c1021448 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/05/reading_tonight_65#c1021448 Books Fri, 09 May 2008 14:27:13 -0800 Comment by AnonymousCoward Does saying "Waaah! He sucks!" really count as "commenting?"

I mean, if we're going by the low standards of blog responses, where "FIRST" is an epic contribution to a thread, maybe.

]]> AnonymousCoward http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/05/reading_tonight_65#c1021681 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/05/reading_tonight_65#c1021681 Books Fri, 09 May 2008 17:43:41 -0800 Comment by J.R. @9: Waaah! You suck!

I hope that answers your question.

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