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.....And what a glorious day to spend the morning in bed or at the park... where when rested after sex....more sex.... and yet still more sex.... you can smile quietly to yourself for reading in bed and watching the sun go down on a beautiful day incognito-lee....

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So in other news...

Here is another insightful bunch of witicisms and critisisms and undoubtedly bland tripe of grumblings that even A. Birch Steen couldn't ressurect without Tia from myspace lusting over Miss Yuly and her head full of chiffon lace while frantically massaging the spellcheck function of the computer.

I was walking down the street and got stuck by a mind spike.

Does anybody remember what a mind spike is?

In third Grade, our sex-ed teacher Daniel Savage literally came into the staff room with an armload of jungle fever sweating over the recent announcement of a downloadable files of audio wave that were being suppressed by this looney asshole that kept pissing off the Republican Senate for entertaining ideas about the end of the world like a Jon the Baptist with a wedgy in tow and the screaming flaming hand of God burning down from the sky in a lawyer's disclaimer fund drive.

So I called my friend Norm Bowler and asked him repeatedly to fire up the jets in his hyper-link to myspace and clear the decks so he could land that weirdness into his audio master file slave mixer and positively DEMAND justice from my mistress without any blowback or bleed through to the Networks in an attempt to present these words to

"Tim Russert on Meet the Press "

....in the effort to settle a fued with this guy from Seattle who everyone claims is a mental case and has been illegally locked up in a mistaken Military Tribunal by Dick Cheney, Vice President of the United States of America,

... because of contentious words and international interpretive discourse over the unprinted lyrics of the band

Low Earth Orbiter

... and the personalization of inalienable rights and the constitution, freedom of speech and the examination of art and law all wrapped up in a glorified rag like
The Stranger.

Universalists all over the world like to laugh about the disemination of information in verifiable trade groups,

yet seldom in my estimation has a nation readily prepared for the next presidential election amid the hyperbole of inconsequence while the outgoing administration is selling weapons of destruction to the country it planned to destroy before the war was even over,

all the while maintaing a massively escalating deficit and justifying the

"fog of war syndromes"

that perpetuate secret edicts and signed statements under the process of scholarly reviews unreachable.

So Like I was saying...

Here is this guy near the University Of Washington Campus srceaming at the top of his lungs that if Dick Cheney had any courage and respect as a Vice Presidential executive of the United States of America,

perhaps he would take the challange of putting his power and integrity to this test.

If he supports wars as a necessary means to a justified end and legal enforcement of law ( this writers interpretation of hearing what was being spoken by the 'screamer'), perhaps he would either

A.) ...be willing to pull the trigger himself as the Vice President, or

B.) ...resign from office.

What does " pull the trigger " in this very sincere challange to authority mean exactly?

Well, as the ghost writer and the "screamer" I can tell you exactly what it means.

If Mr. Cheney doesn't want to go to Iraq himself and put an M-16 in his own hands and pull the trigger and kill an Iraqi or terrorist with his own hands, then maybe he should resign himself and stop war all together.

He could make a "ton" of legitimate money after January 20th, 2009 by touring his memoirs

...and praying for peace and working a deal out with Bono and Peter Gabriel and Joni Mitchell and Radiohead and Trent Reznor and Daniel Lanios

...and they could masterfully have a respectable "coup" for world peace before he dies naturally in the comfort afforded his service as Vice President.

And as a further challange, if the war zone was to much of a threat for him to agree to pull the trigger and relieve the burden of death from his troops without the reponsibility of dropping the bomb and his vice presidential capacity to use weapons of mass destruction,

maybe he could just shoot me instead in front of a camera himself and then the Supreme Court could mull over the legality of my "high school thesis" on the death penalty,

his double standards as a statesman,

and my band, Low Eath Orbiter, my artwork paintings and music could stop being held hostage by petty crime enforcement and litigation here in Seattle.

Daniel Bennett Kieneker
Seattle Washington

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