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So PIKE STREET FRIED FISH was not involved?

Thank god.

Posted by Jubilation T. Cornball | May 21, 2008 9:30 AM

YIPPEE!! Random stabbings on the Hill!! But it has been a couple of months since the last one so we were over due.

So damn glad I don't live up there damn glad.

Posted by Cato the Younger Younger | May 21, 2008 9:31 AM

I think we should all carry a knife now. Just to be safe.

Posted by Mr. Poe | May 21, 2008 9:38 AM

@3, yeah knives like in West Side Story! That would be perfect on Cap Hill. We can have music playing in the background while we dance around stabbing each other singing "When you're a Jet you're a Jet.."

Posted by Cato the Younger Younger | May 21, 2008 9:42 AM

Exactly. Let's bring the awesome back.

Posted by Mr. Poe | May 21, 2008 9:46 AM

@4 -- I love it!!! I want to be Rita Moreno (cuz I have a treasure trail on my stomach and that way won't have to shave it).

Posted by Jubilation T. Cornball | May 21, 2008 9:46 AM

Fuck knives. It's time to pack real heat:

Posted by sorryroger | May 21, 2008 9:47 AM

So what I heard is the guy was stabbed by the back door of neighbors. The door on broadway, then he stumbled to about the warroom while freaking out and peeling off his clothes. This is all from a friend who walked by the scene shortly after and talked with the cops.

Kinda crazy that the guy was stabbed right on broadway.

Posted by Kyleen | May 21, 2008 9:48 AM

I just hope this stabbing doesn't affect the Kids in the Hall show I see advertised on this page; it sounds hella fun and I can't wait to...huh? whatja mean it was last week? There's an ad on here...why would there be an ad for a show that was...



Posted by michael strangeways | May 21, 2008 9:50 AM

good thing the cops and city attorney are protecting us from obscenity and live music!

Posted by frank | May 21, 2008 9:52 AM


That is the best fucking site I've seen in years.

Posted by Mr. Poe | May 21, 2008 9:55 AM

jonah--do a little digging--i hear that circa 6 weeks ago there was indeed another desperately under reported stabbing outside neighbours, three people wounded, on a sunday night.

Posted by adrian | May 21, 2008 9:55 AM

I want a switchblade. I'm not sure I'd be good in the musical-theater dance-offs though.

Posted by Abby | May 21, 2008 9:56 AM

maybe poor people will start moving back into the neighborhood? if you want low income housing make the neighborhood unappealing for high income folks.

Posted by Bellevue Ave | May 21, 2008 9:57 AM

@7 minus the #11

After further inspection, the site is retarded.

Posted by Mr. Poe | May 21, 2008 9:59 AM

@15 -- Aw, pshaw. And I'd just ordered you the halter top version of their t-shirt.

Posted by Jubilation T. Cornball | May 21, 2008 10:01 AM

At least to cops are making sure they don't show porn in the gay clubs. I mean stabbings should be low priority but make sure the straight cops have to see gay porn at the Eagle or R-Place.

Posted by Cato the Younger Younger | May 21, 2008 10:02 AM

After reading this, being chased by the "Mad Tazer-er" doesn't sound so bad.

Posted by Sad Comment | May 21, 2008 10:34 AM

In the city of the future there will be no stabbings or tazings. There will also be no music and porn. And the The Stranger will become "the friendly neighborhood good news paper."

Posted by CommonKnowledge | May 21, 2008 11:10 AM

@19 And all restaurants will be Taco Bell...

Posted by PopTart | May 21, 2008 11:51 AM

@20 Now that, I could handle.

Posted by John Spartan | May 21, 2008 12:13 PM

Demolition Man FTW!!!

Posted by Mr. Poe | May 21, 2008 12:42 PM

Had he just gone to Comet Tavern Trivia Night, there would have been no bloodshed. Sad.

Posted by shamemaker | May 21, 2008 1:07 PM

Maybe it was Slog commenter Bob, showing off his knife skills. Was the victim a sneering weenie or a cowardly latte-sipper?

Posted by Fnarf | May 21, 2008 1:15 PM

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