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Friday, May 9, 2008

Re: Suspend Big Sexy

posted by on May 9 at 13:45 PM

Ask and you shall receive, Sam. From the Seattle Times:

Seattle slugger Richie Sexson was suspended for six games and fined Friday by Major League Baseball after charging the mound and throwing his helmet at a Texas pitcher the previous night.

Bob Watson, baseball’s vice president in charge of discipline, cited Sexson for “violent and aggressive actions.”

Sexson asked the players’ association to appeal, and any suspension will be delayed until after a hearing.

Seattle’s Felix Hernandez and Texas’ Gerald Laird and Sidney Ponson also were fined.

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1

Good. I was closer to getting hit by that ball then he was. And I was at home.

And he even admitted a motive for his actions. Duh.

Posted by El Seven | May 9, 2008 2:02 PM
2

Maybe the Sonics could play at Safeco, since the Mariners aren't using it anymore.

Posted by Peter F | May 9, 2008 2:24 PM
3

Fuck MLB Advanced Media for pulling the video from youtube.

Posted by Anon | May 9, 2008 2:34 PM
4

Of course, this means more Cairo/Bloomquist at 1B. Jesus. Starting Miguel Cairo at 1B is proof positive that you wouldn't recognize a clue if it was going through your pockets.

Posted by Fnarf | May 9, 2008 2:57 PM
5

Gah. Not that the M's roster is any kind of awesome box of chocolates, but I'd rather be seeing Greg Norton at first base.

Posted by Lloyd Clydesdale | May 9, 2008 4:01 PM
6

Greg Norton's a Brave now. We don't appear to have anybody in the entire system who can play 1B -- the easiest position to play, and the easiest to fill. Unless you work for the Mariners, that is.

Posted by Fnarf | May 9, 2008 4:28 PM
7

You knew Norton wasn't going to play AAA ball after they designated him. He's a good fit for the Braves, with all the young guys they have. Surprising ball club this year. I'm glad we get 'em in interleague.

Bloomquist can't hit; who knows what Cairo can do. They gonna put a C at 1B? That McLaren guy sure seems pretty beat down. Lotsa leaks in the boat.

Posted by Lloyd Clydesdale | May 9, 2008 4:47 PM
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_I_ know what Cairo can do. Fuck-all, that's what Cairo can do. He hits like Bloomquist, and plays defense worse than Sexson. He's TERRIBLE, and has no value to this or any other team.

Posted by Fnarf | May 9, 2008 4:58 PM
9

I think it's sick that you people are discussing baseball lineups when we obviously have a problem with white-on-white crime.

Posted by El Seven | May 9, 2008 5:02 PM
10

@3

you can watch it on mlb.com. i did a little searching for it because there is still some remainder of my late 90s obsession with richie sexson (when he played for the indians).

Posted by pain | May 9, 2008 10:46 PM

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