Slog - Comments on Rape-ity Balls Are So 0000

Comment by Ziggity

Ziggity — Mon, 19 May 2008 13:49:59 -0800

Thanks for this completely incoherent post. Are you drunk on cock?

Comment by Fnarf

Fnarf — Mon, 19 May 2008 13:57:27 -0800

Uh, close your bold tag. You've bolded the whole Slog.

Comment by Julie

Julie — Mon, 19 May 2008 14:02:06 -0800

What a difference a state makes. My dad goes to "men's breakfasts" at their church in Maine. Last summer the menfolk all started complaining because there was a new pastor who made them pray and talk about the Bible and stuff during the pancakes.

They just wanted to talk about cars, the E Coli level in the lakes, their grandkids, etc., etc. But then someone had to bring up all that God stuff and ruin it...

In between my laughter, I suggested that they should go out to breakfast at the local diner instead.

Comment by Non

Non — Mon, 19 May 2008 14:07:27 -0800

Are you the new Adrian Ryan or what. That sucked, learn to make sense kthx.

Comment by PopTart

PopTart — Mon, 19 May 2008 14:17:45 -0800

Wichita Falls, Texas? I have family from there. So many summers when I was little involved Wichita Falls. Tarantulas, ticks, tornados, wax melting off my dead uncle's face at his open casket funeral. Ah, definitely good times in Wichita Falls.

Comment by Nick

Nick — Mon, 19 May 2008 14:20:38 -0800

I'm the new Rip Taylor. It's hard to make sense when your mind is ravaged by confetti and cancer wigs.

Comment by Nick

Nick — Mon, 19 May 2008 14:24:27 -0800

@5:

Death and Texas go so well together! My uncle was crushed by a cascade of giant telephone poles unloosed from their pile atop an 18 wheeler trailer bed.

And I am DYING to know who your family is! Small-Town Intrigue!

Comment by Greg

Greg — Mon, 19 May 2008 14:40:15 -0800

You know what would make this post better? In the middle, put SCROTUM! in bold and all caps.

Comment by Cato the Younger Younger

Cato the Younger Younger — Mon, 19 May 2008 14:42:22 -0800

Why are all these born again Christians so damn fat? Haven't they heard of dieting or the gym?

Comment by Ginger Balls

Ginger Balls — Mon, 19 May 2008 14:47:43 -0800

"Hold Your Load Balls" -fer tha fellas. Good thinkin.

Comment by scary tyler moore

scary tyler moore — Mon, 19 May 2008 15:21:58 -0800

nick nick nick! don't move to nyc! stay here and we'll dish about Seattle Opera and SJ!!!

Comment by Mike in MO

Mike in MO — Mon, 19 May 2008 18:48:21 -0800

What does it say about me that I totally understood this post?

Also, does that pic remind any one of a hot bukakke scene?

Comment by adrian

adrian — Mon, 19 May 2008 21:18:47 -0800

non? dearling? have you just considered the fact that YOU'RE JUST TOO FUCKING SLOW TO KEEP UP? no? well. that's not so very surprising.

Comment by Bob

Bob — Mon, 19 May 2008 21:50:32 -0800

Wow. This should be a regular feature on Slog.

Comment by Miss Poppy

Miss Poppy — Tue, 20 May 2008 08:36:12 -0800

Love it.

Horrors. From Texas, too.

Comment by JB in Silver Lake

JB in Silver Lake — Tue, 20 May 2008 10:10:49 -0800

HA! I SO relate to your post. OMG! Like I was your long lost gay twin cousin or some damn thing. I grew up Nazarene in Wichita Falls. The only balls I ever remember getting had absolutely nothing to do with purity. And yeah, what a total surprise to find out about the glory hole thing. Jeebus...

Thanks for giving me a great laugh this morning!

Cheers!

Comment by Zach

Zach — Tue, 20 May 2008 10:25:16 -0800

Good post, Nick. We had Promise Keepers where I was growing up, or, as my feminist theology professor liked to call them...the kindler, gentler patriarchy.