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Thursday, May 15, 2008

Public-Grooming Postcard from Barcelona

posted by on May 15 at 10:23 AM

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This just in from international Hot Tipper Brent:

It’s been a while since I checked in with the War on Public Grooming, but thought I’d relate an incident that occurred the other day, marring an otherwise perfect afternoon on a Barcelona beach. I trudged out onto a nice spot of sand on a Maresme beach (a little north of Barcelona proper and thus more insulated against the usual flotsam and jetsam) for a brief break from a bike ride and took a seat roughly 30 yards away from two guys well into their afternoon sun. About five minutes into a nice nap I awoke to what sounded like an electric razor, and sure enough, when I sat up and looked over, I saw that the two guys were heavy into their leg-hair maintenance. One was working on his thighs with a Remington of sorts while the other was grooming sans power with your standard Mach-something. I stared and stared and stared some more, the trauma seeping out in sighs and asides. When the men looked over, I shook my head and let my arched eyebrows stand-in for a poorly-formed Spanish admonition.

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1

Oh man, passive aggression is so comical sometimes. God help him if he thought about how many people piss in the ocean...

Posted by UNPAID BLOGGER | May 15, 2008 10:47 AM
2

But what if it was windy and that hair flew over and stuck to his sweat/suntan oil? GeeeeROSS!

Posted by DanFan | May 15, 2008 10:56 AM
3

but europeans are so much more sophisticated that us!

Posted by max solomon | May 15, 2008 11:09 AM
4

I believe you misspelled "sophistimacated".

Posted by Fnarf | May 15, 2008 11:27 AM
5

Just be thankfull they weren't giving each other Brazilians

Posted by DJSauvage | May 15, 2008 11:51 AM
6

Waaaah, I'm living in the lap of luxury and these 2 guys dont give a crap are ruining it for me.

Posted by that dude | May 15, 2008 12:11 PM
7

At least they're outside... not like the guy who was clipping his finger nails on the DC metro Tuesday morning.

YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE

Posted by NB | May 15, 2008 12:30 PM

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