Life Public-Grooming Postcard from Barcelona
posted by May 15 at 10:23 AM
onThis just in from international Hot Tipper Brent:
It’s been a while since I checked in with the War on Public Grooming, but thought I’d relate an incident that occurred the other day, marring an otherwise perfect afternoon on a Barcelona beach. I trudged out onto a nice spot of sand on a Maresme beach (a little north of Barcelona proper and thus more insulated against the usual flotsam and jetsam) for a brief break from a bike ride and took a seat roughly 30 yards away from two guys well into their afternoon sun. About five minutes into a nice nap I awoke to what sounded like an electric razor, and sure enough, when I sat up and looked over, I saw that the two guys were heavy into their leg-hair maintenance. One was working on his thighs with a Remington of sorts while the other was grooming sans power with your standard Mach-something. I stared and stared and stared some more, the trauma seeping out in sighs and asides. When the men looked over, I shook my head and let my arched eyebrows stand-in for a poorly-formed Spanish admonition.
Comments
Oh man, passive aggression is so comical sometimes. God help him if he thought about how many people piss in the ocean...
But what if it was windy and that hair flew over and stuck to his sweat/suntan oil? GeeeeROSS!
but europeans are so much more sophisticated that us!
I believe you misspelled "sophistimacated".
Just be thankfull they weren't giving each other Brazilians
Waaaah, I'm living in the lap of luxury and these 2 guys dont give a crap are ruining it for me.
At least they're outside... not like the guy who was clipping his finger nails on the DC metro Tuesday morning.
YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE
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